A White PS3 bakes a cake for her White PS3 son, and the White PS3 son takes the chocolate, rubs it all over his face and says, "Look mommy, I'm a Black PS3!"
Mother slaps him, says "don't you ever say that! go to your father and tell him what you said!"
White PS3 son goes to his White PS3 Dad and says "Look Daddy, I'm Black PS3!"
Father slaps him and says "Don't you say that again! Go to your GrandDad and tell him what you told me!"
White PS3 son goes to his Granddad "Look Grandpa, I'm Black PS3!"
Grandpa slaps him says " Don't you dare say that! GO TO YOUR MOTHER!"
Mother says to her son "Well Sony... what did you learn today?"
He says "I've learned, I've only been Black PS3 for 5 minutes and I already hate you White PS3's"
There were three persons going to be fusilated, the first goes and before he gets shot he screams: "tornado, tornado!" the shooters feel scared and the prisoner leaves. Then the second prisoner comes over and he screams "EARTHQUEAKE!!!!" again the shooters run scared and the second prisoner flees. Now it is the turn for the last prisoner who is feeling nervous, and as the soldiers are ready to shoot him he screams "...fire, FI! *boom* and gets shot.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
>>A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at >>the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. >> >>? >>He asked, "What are all?those clocks? >> >> >>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a >>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." >> >> >>"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?" >> >> >>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating >>that she never told a lie." >> >> >>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" >> >> >>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands >>have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his >>entire life." >> >> >>"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. >> >> >>"Bush's clock is in Jesus'office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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