yea, thats like saying "Oh youre gonna die if you get bit by a black widow"
no youre not. The bite will swell, you might feel a tiny bit off, but you wont die...unless youre really old or really young
mrbojangles25
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that you're making too light of black widows.
Yes, I was under the impression that they DO only kill a very tiny percentage of people, with most of those people being very young or very sick or very old. And that's WITHOUT modern medicine. Get bitten by a black widow, do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and seek no medical treatment whatsoever, and your chances of dying are very slim. Those chances of dying get a LOT smaller once we allow for modern medicine and the ability to go to the doctor and get treated for a black widow bite. Yes, all of that is true.
But that is NOT to say that getting bitten will just make you feel "a tiny bit off". No...from what I've seen, you absolutely should go to the doctor if you get bitten by a black widow. Yes, a bite won't kill you, but their venom actually IS some serious ****. There is a very good chance that you will feel a LOT worse than "just a tiny bit off", and a decent chance that it will be the worst pain you've ever felt in your life. Just because the bite almost certainly won't kill you doesn't mean that it's a walk in the park.
Like, I once got bitten by a pet tarantula. With pet tarantulas, there are actually a LOT of people deliberately playing around with spiders. And as I said before, deliberately playing around with spiders is what gets a HELL of a lot of people bitten. With a LOT of people around the world who deliberately decide to get pet tarantulas, it's easy to find LOTS of bite reports. And with certain species, the bite reports seem to be saying the same thing..."man, getting bitten by that species SUCKED". With tarantulas, that tends to mostly be associated with tarantulas from Africa, Asia, and Australia. The trend for many of these species seems to be the same...bites result in damage to the central nervous system, which results in at least severe pain due to involuntary total-body muscle cramps, and at worst difficulty breathing and heart palpitations. Here we are dealing with spiders that have NEVER been documented to ever result in a single human fatality, yet the almost unaminous opinion from people who have bitten is that it's a LOT worse than feeling "a tiny bit off".
And from what I've seen about black widows, their venom tends to do the same thing, just to a greater degree. Nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing, heart spasms, and extremely excruciating full body muscle cramps. This seems to be a variation of the same type of venom...one that attacks your central nervous system and puts you in a world of hurt by causing your central nervous system to involuntarily trigger the action odf muscles all over your ****ing body. Even when not remotely life-threatening, it's generally not ****ing pleasant to have that kind of thing happenning in your body. And even in mild cases, that still seems to be quite a bit worse than "feeling a tiny bit off". Yes, the chances of being killed are extremely small. But the very NATURE of these kinds of toxins makes spiders that use these toxins not exactly something to screw around with.
Or let me put it this way...go to your pet store or go online, and buy a "Cobalt Blue Tarantula". They are very common and very cheap. So you shouldn't have much problem obtaining one. Once you have your tarantula, get it to bite you. This will also be extremely easy, as they are EXTREMELY ****ing angry. I almost want to say that they'll bite your ass just for looking at them wrong. Okay, now you've gotten bitten by your pet tarantula. It probably hurts pretty badly, your arm probably feels like it's on fire, and you're probably experiencing massive swelling in the bitten appendage. That's not the bad part. That's just the venom component which is causing you immediate pain so that you stop messing with the spider. No, wait 12-24 hours. Wait for you to start to feel better. Wait for the initial pain and swelling to start to disappear. THAT'S when you start feeling bad. THAT is when the neurotoxin kicks in and starts triggering the involuntary action of muscles all over your body. That's what also hurts a LOT more than the initial pain of getting bitten , and that's what's going to severely **** you up. Your arm swelling up and feeling like it's on fire is easy. That's a piece of cake to get through. That's just some swelling and burning. The bad part doesn't start happening until your nervous system just starts randomly telling your muscles to do **** that your muscles are not supposed to ****ing do.
And from what I hear, that's what black widow venom is like, minus the initial pain. Yeah, the initial bite doesn't hurt, because there's no component in the venom to cause instant pain. But the delayed neurotoxin is there, and it's BAD. From repeated bite reports I've heard, it goes like this...the initial bite was not the least bit painful whatsoever. Many people didn't even inititally think that they were bitten, because it didn't hurt AT ALL. Then fast forward 6-24 hours. THAT'S when the venom starts kicking in. THAT'S when it starts binding to your central nervous system and triggering all of the muscles in you body to do the stuff that it is not supposed to do. That delayed respnse is when you start being in utter agony, when your body stops working right and causes severe vomiting and excruciating pain. And in a very small percentage of cases, that's the point at which your muscular action is affected to such an extent that you can no longer breathe, and you die by suffocation. Granted, the worst case scenario only happens very rarely, but even the best case scenario is often not exactly a walk in the ****ing park. No, it won't kill you, but black widow venom is not something to scoff at, it is some serious ****. We're just lucky that you usually have to try pretty hard to actually get a black widow spider to bite you.
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