Key Kitty, self defense protector of women and police officers. *Facepalm*

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#1 Montaya
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Guys, saw this on the tv the other day and i was speechless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr1NVFxW7Gs

What do you think, worst low budget product and info commercial ever?

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#2 Logan1616
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:lol:
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#3 HelluvaEnjineer
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I punch from those would screw you up... They ears look Dangerous... I'm scared...
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#4 Agent-Zero
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I kind of one to buy one and give it to a girl as a gift.
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#5 zeldaluff
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Get a swiss army knife. It has five billion functions rather than two.

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#6 weezyfb
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ummmm what?
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#8 RAMRODtheMASTER
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For anyone who would like something a little less girly to defend themselves with. :P

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#9 Diablo-B
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But whats to stop this dangerous device form falling in the hands of criminals :?

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#10 Pixel-Pirate
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For anyone who would like something a little less girly to defend themselves with. :P

RAMRODtheMASTER

I'm not even sure those are legal in my state.

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#11 Oleg_Huzwog
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Those are the cutest spiked knuckles ever!

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#12 scottahuch
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Lol, reminds me of those dumb "HD vision" sunglasses commercials.

Edit: for youtube link.

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#14 urdead18
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But whats to stop this dangerous device form falling in the hands of criminals :?

Diablo-B
I've been watching your sig for like 15 minutes and I still can't stop myself from laughing every time.
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#15 bruinfan617
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I don't get it, why won't they just buy brass knuckles? Is it supposed to make you look cute while you pound someone's head? You're not supposed to look cu- why is it a cat?!

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#16 Palantas
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For anyone who would like something a little less girly to defend themselves with. :P

RAMRODtheMASTER

Kimber

But whats to stop this dangerous device form falling in the hands of criminals :?

Diablo-B

I think we should place limits on civlian ownership of Key Kitties. It was not the Founding Father's intent for the public to arm themselves with such deadly weapons. There should be a ban on the current version, or "assault" Key Kitty. Key Kitties available to the public should be limited to one or no ears, along with mandatory training and licensing programs.

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#17 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"]

For anyone who would like something a little less girly to defend themselves with. :P

Pixel-Pirate

I'm not even sure those are legal in my state.

I'm pretty sure they're illegal in most places but you can still buy them. :lol:

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#18 gameguy6700
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For anyone who would like something a little less girly to defend themselves with. :P

RAMRODtheMASTER

Wow, it doesn't matter how terrible you are at stabbing people, with that thing it'd be impossible to NOT do damage so long as you manage to throw your arm in the attacker's general direction. However, it lacks a flashlight and is thus inferior to key kitty.

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#19 Palantas
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I'm pretty sure they're illegal in most places but you can still buy them. :lol:

RAMRODtheMASTER

Why is a knife illegal when guns aren't?

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#20 Gallion-Beast
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That's actually quite an intelligent way to disguise a weapon. Would be handy if you live somewhere that you're not allowed carry one.
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#21 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"]

For anyone who would like something a little less girly to defend themselves with. :P

Palantas

Kimber

Personally I'd rather go Charles Bronson on some poor stupid criminal. :P

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#22 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"]

I'm pretty sure they're illegal in most places but you can still buy them. :lol:

Palantas

Why is a knife illegal when guns aren't?

The brass knuckles attached to it. As far as I am aware those are illegal in most places.
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#23 snugglebear
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Put one of these on the end of your keychain:

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#24 ferrari2001
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aaaaaaaa (breath) aaaa hahahahaha!!! That is freaking epic! What a worthless waste of advertising space! oooo.. Ok, I'm done now!
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#25 Got_to_go
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"It's cute and I love it! Especially when gouging out the eyes of an attacker!
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#26 Setsa
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So I can't legally get a cestus, but girl's can have key kitties? >.>
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#27 berserker2389
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:lol: I can't believe that commercial is real
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#28 WiiRocks66
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Lol, reminds me of those dumb "HD vision" sunglasses commercials.

Edit: for youtube link.

scottahuch
The comments make me want to call. Wonder if the company is still around?
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#29 auron_16
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I want a key Dawggie!
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#30 danjammer69
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[QUOTE="scottahuch"]

Lol, reminds me of those dumb "HD vision" sunglasses commercials.

Edit: for youtube link.

Dumb? Wuh? I bet you wouldn't feel the same if YOU could see in true HD ! lol, that commercial always gets me. Trying to convince us taht our own eyeballs are not up to HD resolution and that the glasses would bring up up to par. Lameness at its most epic. But I must admit, as ugly as they are, the lenses actually do make everything look pretty cool. It changes the colors a bit and makes things a bit more um....Oh forget it. ;)
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#31 muffincakes87
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"Yes I will give you all the money in my purse, but first look at this cute kitty key chain I have."
Heeeyahhh!

They'll never see it coming.

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#32 bebop013
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Guys, saw this on the tv the other day and i was speechless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr1NVFxW7Gs

What do you think, worst low budget product and info commercial ever?

Montaya

still not as bad as this product

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#33 WiiRocks66
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[QUOTE="Montaya"]

Guys, saw this on the tv the other day and i was speechless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr1NVFxW7Gs

What do you think, worst low budget product and info commercial ever?

bebop013

still not as bad as this product

:lol:

"i wish i was a tiddy bear"

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#34 UnknownSniper65
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:?

That looks like it would really hurt

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#35 Palantas
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The brass knuckles attached to it. As far as I am aware those are illegal in most places.RAMRODtheMASTER

I'm familiar with weapons laws in two states. In both of them, brass knuckles are c|assified as a deadly weapon, but they're not illegal.

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#36 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"]The brass knuckles attached to it. As far as I am aware those are illegal in most places.Palantas

I'm familiar with weapons laws in two states. In both of them, brass knuckles are c|assified as a deadly weapon, but they're not illegal.

In some countries, Canada I think is one, it's a criminal offence to possess them. They are also illegal in states like California and New York as well as some others if I remember correctly. Other states require they be registered as concealed carry weapons with all the proper paperwork like a firearm. If they're not registered properly then it would be just as bad as carrying an unregistered handgun around with you and being caught.
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#37 GabuEx
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I think this is all that needs to be said:

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#38 XilePrincess
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I like the cop who got his daughter one. Because you're not anything near the same as a thug if your fist weapon is shaped like a cat....
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"Reeawwrr"

Holy S***, I'm scared!

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#40 Palantas
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In some countries, Canada I think is one, it's a criminal offence to possess them. They are also illegal in states like California and New York as well as some others if I remember correctly. Other states require they be registered as concealed carry weapons with all the proper paperwork like a firearm. If they're not registered properly then it would be just as bad as carrying an unregistered handgun around with you and being caught. RAMRODtheMASTER

This may be true in some states. In Indiana and Kentucky, you need a concealed carry permit if you're carrying brass knuckles outside your house. That's it. You don't have to register them.

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#41 Montaya
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I think this is all that needs to be said:

GabuEx

:lol: I was totally caught off guard myself when i saw this part, maybe it isnt such a bad idea after all! I mean, look at that war face and tiger claw attack.

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#42 Pixel-Pirate
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[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"]

I'm pretty sure they're illegal in most places but you can still buy them. :lol:

Palantas

Why is a knife illegal when guns aren't?

I don't know the exact law, but I'd assume certain "guns" are illegal in the US for civillians.

I don't know many RPG firing ranges.

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#43 Palantas
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I don't know the exact law, but I'd assume certain "guns" are illegal in the US for civillians.

I don't know many RPG firing ranges.

Pixel-Pirate

Yup. Yup.