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#1 SaintTheKing
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Describe the feeling and how it happened...
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#2 X360PS3AMD05
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You lose your breath, sharp pain, want to to fall down...........can't really move...........pain in the stomach after i think :? That was from my brother i believe............
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#3 ayanami_rei
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>__> I never have to share that experience, thank goodness.

:( But I have to deal with the time of the month.

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#4 skinnypete91
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"Ouch"

That is all.

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#5 tsduv21
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You lose your breath, sharp pain, want to to fall down...........can't really move...........pain in the stomach after i think :? That was from my brother i believe............X360PS3AMD05

He can do a better job than I can.

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#6 tbone29
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You lose your breath, sharp pain, want to to fall down...........can't really move...........pain in the stomach after i think :? That was from my brother i believe............X360PS3AMD05

If being kicked in the balls yields a similar result to a failed attempt at the worm, then yes, I believe this is the right description.

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#7 linkthewindow
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Pretty much just epic pain.
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#8 WildstarGoethe
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You lose your breath, sharp pain, want to to fall down...........can't really move...........pain in the stomachX360PS3AMD05

Yeah. It happened to me while playing soccer.

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#9 gamah_killah
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Pretty much what everyone said

It's like you're dying, except that you're alive

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#10 LoG-Sacrament
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i got caught in the crossfire in a pickup soccer game. BAM! direct hit!

to be concise, it hurt.

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#11 linkin_guy109
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it hurts you deep in the gut, not wanting to remember it
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#12 SolidSnake35
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I've been hit by a football (soccer... ball) many times when playing. It's a strange feeling. The discomfort is higher up than you'd expect. O_o
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#13 krazykillaz
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It's like a strong pressure all over the balls. It hurts an assload.
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#14 Nerd_Man
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Pretty much what everyone said

It's like you're dying, except that you're alive

gamah_killah

Yeah, it's almost like the world blacks out before your very eyes as the shock of getting kicked in the balls spreads through your entire body.

Even after you get it under control, you might experience after-shocks of pain where the pain can randomly come back in short bursts throughout the day.

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#15 freshgman
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you kinda instantly drop.

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#16 LoG-Sacrament
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after reading these comments, im starting to think soccer may threaten the breeding capabilities of the human race.

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#17 X360PS3AMD05
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After watching the EUFA euro championship i have new respect for soccer :? It's more of a contact sport than baseball and maybe basketball.
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#18 Mr_Sesshomaru
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Two different types of pain occur:

For one, a lot of nerves are located in this very sensitive area. When struck, many of the cells are destroyed, and these can never regenerate. I have heard some describe it as getting hit in the "funny bone", but much more painful.

The second pain is the stomach ache. It's not the stomach that is hurting actually; it's the bladder. As a defence mechanism, the testicles retract into the body. This causes severe pain in the abdomen and can cause the person to vomit.

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#19 cyberdarkkid
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is worse than getting punched in the stomach that's for sure...
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#20 Bulldog19892
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It feels like they go up into your stomach. It hurts, but I don't seem to find it as painful as others do. My ex-girlfriend kicked me in balls once because she thought it was funny. I'm glad I'm not going out with her anymore.
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#21 Cube_of_MooN
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It hurts.
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#22 Matt-4542
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Gasp, hurts alot, and fall down wimpering and holding.
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#23 awesomeface
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"...Oh ****!"
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#24 X360PS3AMD05
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It feels like they go up into your stomach. It hurts, but I don't seem to find it as painful as others do. My ex-girlfriend kicked me in balls once because she thought it was funny. I'm glad I'm not going out with her anymore.Bulldog19892
Should have kicked her back :o............
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#25 ShadowFlood
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umm...depends on the kinds, if its just a sack-tap, then it's just two sharp pains and you guard that area from any further damage, if its a swift kick then your on the floor no questions asked, you can't move for a few moments, completely immobilized in pain, like someone shot you with a firecracker in that area, if its a dropkick then your inches from death, probably throwing up a few times and on the brink of sterilization. >.< all three aren't fun

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#26 freek666
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My worst experience was when I used to play Australian Rules Football. When a guy marks (catches) the ball he can stop and have a shot at goal, and the guy from the opposing team who was chasing him around has to stand where the guy took the mark and try to stop the ball from going over him (it rarely ever happens but its the rules) I was the guy who had to stand at the mark point. The guy with the ball ran up, didnt kick the ball properly and it flew up at a 30 degree angle, smack bang into my balls. Worst hit in the balls I have ever endured.
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#27 qetuo6
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I (thankfully) don't have much experience getting kicked in the balls, however whenever I jump from a high place, inertia kicks in and it fells like a punch in the face. But getting kicked feels like getting a sledgehammer in the stomach when you haven't eaten in days.
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#28 MotherSuperior
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I had my balls removed for this very reason.
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#29 TanKLoveR
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I'm pretty sure is something like This but A LOT A LOT less HORRIBLE.
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#30 AnotherKill
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Two different types of pain occur:

For one, a lot of nerves are located in this very sensitive area. When struck, many of the cells are destroyed, and these can never regenerate. I have heard some describe it as getting hit in the "funny bone", but much more painful.

The second pain is the stomach ache. It's not the stomach that is hurting actually; it's the bladder. As a defence mechanism, the testicles retract into the body. This causes severe pain in the abdomen and can cause the person to vomit.

Mr_Sesshomaru

:( We go through reverse puberty when we get hit in the balls?

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#31 MoldOnHold
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It hurts a lot.... and then it feels odd to walk around afterwards.
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#32 btaylor2404
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To me the pain is always in my lower stomach. Just recently had a vasectomy, which seems to make the pain worse, and it happens all the time now with my 15 month old twins, freaking sucks.

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#33 aaronmullan
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Painfull and a foot went there..
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#34  Edited By f15srcool
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delete and ban this account

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#35 david_critic
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Pain in stomach. I have been hit a few times, from different people, once kneed by a fat kid.
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#36 DivergeUnify
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First, just sever concussive pain, then about 15 seconds later my lower stomach/groin feels like it's going to blow up from pressure.
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#37 DivergeUnify
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Pain in stomach. I have been hit a few times, from different people, once kneed by a fat kid.david_critic
try getting kneed by a girl who you (un beknown to you) was on the phone as you told another person you thought she looked ugly
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#38 ViolentPressure
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I never got hit in the balls, one time a soccer ball hit me, but it just hit the penis and missed the scrotum. That hurt pretty bad, but I assume balls must be much worse.
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#39 david_critic
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Ouch. I have a feeling that didn't feel good.
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#40 ViolentPressure
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[QUOTE="david_critic"]Pain in stomach. I have been hit a few times, from different people, once kneed by a fat kid.DivergeUnify
try getting kneed by a girl who you (un beknown to you) was on the phone as you told another person you thought she looked ugly

You can't really hit a girl, but I would probably be a **** and try to get her charged with assault somehow.

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#41 Matt-4542
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I'm pretty sure is something like This but A LOT A LOT less HORRIBLE.TanKLoveR
Lmao, I never get tired of that video.
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#42 hokies1313
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Was punched. My friend thought it would be funny to run up to me and punch me in the nuts.

Sharp pain, sag to the ground, or atleast into a nealing position. A lot of pain in my stomach.

oh god it is painful just thinking about it.

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#43 david_critic
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That was to DivergeUnify by the way, but the soccer-penis must have sucked too.
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#44 Renegade_Fury
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Kicked? I've been hit by a bat in the balls. I remember I was so stunned that I had my mouth open for a few seconds before I finally fell to the ground. In fact, I had my mouth open the whole time, but not a sound came out for a few minutes. Needless to say it hurts ALOT.
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#45 DopeyDavoid
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At first it don't hurt much, but then suddenly BAM and your down. Just after you get hit all you can do is wait in fear for the coming pain.... its horrible.
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#46 KHfanboy2
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I got hit in the balls with a football once. Does that count?
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#47 AirBorneLove
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>__> I never have to share that experience, thank goodness.

:( But I have to deal with the time of the month.

ayanami_rei

if any girl hit me there i'd charge her with sexual assault, if that doesn't work np. Vigilante justice, it hurts for both genders

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#48 dracula_16
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Only men/boys can understand how much it hurts. That's all that needs to be said.
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#49 shoeman12
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a lot of pain, inability to walk.
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#50 AirBorneLove
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[QUOTE="david_critic"]Pain in stomach. I have been hit a few times, from different people, once kneed by a fat kid.DivergeUnify
try getting kneed by a girl who you (un beknown to you) was on the phone as you told another person you thought she looked ugly

knee her back, the vulva has just as many nerves as the male sex organs yes this is scientifically proven. You know i'm tired of the media ALWAYS SHOWING how its ok for a guy to get hit there but NEVER a female. It's kind of like how they know physically girls are weaker so they show "that" on tv, movies, the media to compensate. i'm sick and tired of stuff like this. I've always got mad when i see this or hear my friends talk about it, i personally never got hit there but once by accident playing basketball. I hate it that the main stream thinks its ok to show guys hit there but not girls