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#1 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

Kill: Daniel Tosh

Resurrect: George Carlin

go!:P

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#2 Forever_Posting
Member since 2010 • 213 Posts

Kill: Dane Cook

Resurrect: George Carlin

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#3 TroubleMaker411
Member since 2009 • 1445 Posts

Kill: Russell Brand - the ****

Resurect: George Carlin..... who's teachings are more important that god's

:D

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#4 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

Kill: Russell Brand - the ****

Resurect: George Carlin..... who's teachings are more important that god's

:D

TroubleMaker411

AMEN!

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#5 DEVILinIRON
Member since 2006 • 9484 Posts

Kill: Jerry Seinfeld

Resurrect: Bill Hicks

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#6 rawsavon
Member since 2004 • 40001 Posts

I would kill them all to bring back Mitch Hedberg

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#7 NoobisMaxcimus
Member since 2007 • 2893 Posts

Kill-Russel Brand

Ressurect- No one.

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#8 mrmusicman247
Member since 2008 • 17601 Posts
I would kill them all the bring back Mitch Hedbergrawsavon
This. The only right answer.
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#9 testfactor888
Member since 2010 • 7157 Posts
In the first 3 posts you guys listed the comedians I hate and you all want to resurrect my all time fav. I can't beat that =)
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#10 SgtKevali
Member since 2009 • 5763 Posts

Kill: Dane Cook.

Resurrect: GEORGE CARLIN...obvious answer is obvious.

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#11 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

In the first 3 posts you guys listed the comedians I hate and you all want to resurrect my all time fav. I can't beat that =)testfactor888
Awesome! :D

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#12 MgamerBD
Member since 2006 • 17550 Posts
Kill: Sarah Silverman twice Resurrect: Richard Pryor
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#13 dramaybaz
Member since 2005 • 6020 Posts

Kill-Russel Brand

Ressurect- No one.

NoobisMaxcimus
Exactly, I don't know who to resurrect, but Russel Brand is just urghhh...
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#14 raiden509
Member since 2006 • 3181 Posts

Since no else has said it

Kill carlos mencia

Resurrect Richard Pryor (everyone else has said the great george carlin or bill hicks )

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#15 emorainbo
Member since 2008 • 3067 Posts

Kill: Sarah Silverman twice Resurrect: Richard PryorMgamerBD
Richard isnt dead... *fades away*

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#16 kittensRjerks
Member since 2010 • 3802 Posts

Kill: Dane Cook

Resurect: Mitch Hedberg

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#17 Ceraby
Member since 2009 • 3306 Posts

Kill: Sarah Silverman twice Resurrect: Richard PryorMgamerBD

Kill : Jay Mohr

Resurrect : Sarah Silverman. Just so that someoe can kill her again.:x

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#18 emorainbo
Member since 2008 • 3067 Posts

Since no else has said it

Kill carlos mencia

Resurrect Richard Pryor (everyone else has said the great george carlin or bill hicks )

raiden509

You must have read the title wrong. You need to kill a comedian i.e someone who is funny :P

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#19 markop2003
Member since 2005 • 29917 Posts
Kill: Michael Macintyre Resurrect: George Carlin
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#20 Upparoom
Member since 2010 • 2111 Posts
Kill: Dane Cook, throw into volcano Resurrect:George Carlin but since everybodies said him Mitch Hedberg, or Bill Hicks
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#21 ferrari2001
Member since 2008 • 17772 Posts

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Kill: Sarah Silverman twice Resurrect: Richard PryorCeraby

Kill : Jay Mohr

Resurrect : Sarah Silverman. Just so that someoe can kill her again.:x

Kill: Sarah Silverman Resurrect: Well I don't care as long as Silverman is dead.
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#23 sammyjenkis898
Member since 2007 • 28392 Posts

Kill: Russell Brand - the ****

Resurect: George Carlin..... who's teachings are more important that god's

:D

TroubleMaker411
This. I'm adding this sentence because I don't want to get moderated.
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#24 needled24-7
Member since 2007 • 15902 Posts

Kill: Daniel Tosh

Resurrect: George Carlin

go!:P

ps3wizard45

kill: dane cook

resurrect: daniel tosh, since you killed him :evil:

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#25 Bloodaxe726
Member since 2007 • 7903 Posts

I would kill Dane Cook, then resurrect Dane Cook, then repeat that a few times until I got bored.

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#26 MgamerBD
Member since 2006 • 17550 Posts

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Kill: Sarah Silverman twice Resurrect: Richard PryorCeraby

Kill : Jay Mohr

Resurrect : Sarah Silverman. Just so that someoe can kill her again.:x

Lets just kill her and resurrect her again and again for being so bad.
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#27 fastr
Member since 2010 • 2100 Posts
Kill: Every female comedian. Resurrect: Mitch Hedberg
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#28 meteo_ryte
Member since 2005 • 1962 Posts
Kill: Carlos Mencia Resurrect: Rasheed Thurmond (he's not famous, but he sure would've been if he didn't die).
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#29 mrmusicman247
Member since 2008 • 17601 Posts
Kill: Every female comedian. fastr
Ellen Degeneres disagrees.
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#30 fastr
Member since 2010 • 2100 Posts
[QUOTE="fastr"]Kill: Every female comedian. mrmusicman247
Ellen Degeneres disagrees.

Your point being? Doesn't that prove they have bad taste?
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#31 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

[QUOTE="ps3wizard45"]

Kill: Daniel Tosh

Resurrect: George Carlin

go!:P

needled24-7

kill: dane cook

resurrect: daniel tosh, since you killed him :evil:

sorry dude, i think his stand up is allright, he just scares me....HIS EYES ARE LIKE BLACK! :cry:

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#32 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

Kill: Every female comedian. Resurrect: Mitch Hedbergfastr
Especially Lisa Lampenelli

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#33 LZ71
Member since 2008 • 10524 Posts
Kill: Sarah Silverman Resurrect: Mitch Hedburg And to the TC, have you seen Tosh's stand up? Or only the show?
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#34 lordreaven
Member since 2005 • 7239 Posts

Kill: Dane Cook

Ressurect: His Holyness, George Carlin

And why does every one want to kill Sarah Silvermin, i mean shes funny and hot.........uber hot.

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#35 ps3wizard45
Member since 2007 • 12907 Posts

Kill: Dane Cook

Ressurect: His Holyness, George Carlin

And why does every one want to kill Sarah Silvermin, i mean shes funny and hot.........uber hot.

lordreaven

I wouldn't say uber..

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#36 fastr
Member since 2010 • 2100 Posts

[QUOTE="lordreaven"]

Kill: Dane Cook

Ressurect: His Holyness, George Carlin

And why does every one want to kill Sarah Silvermin, i mean shes funny and hot.........uber hot.

ps3wizard45

I wouldn't say uber..

Shes not funny.. and not that attractive either. Shes actually pretty annoying.
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#37 LZ71
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[QUOTE="lordreaven"]

Kill: Dane Cook

Ressurect: His Holyness, George Carlin

And why does every one want to kill Sarah Silvermin, i mean shes funny and hot.........uber hot.

ps3wizard45

I wouldn't say uber..

Or hot.
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#38 bobbetybob
Member since 2005 • 19370 Posts
Kill: Andy Parsons Resurrect: Tommy Cooper or Ronnie Barker
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#39 muzik_mafia
Member since 2009 • 1628 Posts

Resurect Mitch Hedburg!

"I ordered a club sandwich... and I'm not even a member!"

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#40 ZookGuy
Member since 2008 • 2340 Posts
Kill: Russel Brand Resurrect: Bill Hicks
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#41 Ceraby
Member since 2009 • 3306 Posts

Well seeing as Sarah Silverman is being resurrected and killed for eternity already...

Kill: George Lopez

Ressurect : whoever wants to be

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"][QUOTE="fastr"]Kill: Every female comedian. fastr
Ellen Degeneres disagrees.

Your point being? Doesn't that prove they have bad taste?

Heyyyyy... Ellen Degeneres can be funny. :P All the others though...as much as I hate to admit it, I'm inclined to agree. I haven't really found a female stand up comedian that I like. Or maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

Oh wait. I'm okay with that Chelsea chick.

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#42 fastr
Member since 2010 • 2100 Posts

Well seeing as Sarah Silverman is being resurrected and killed for eternity already...

Kill: George Lopez

Ressurect : whoever wants to be

[QUOTE="fastr"][QUOTE="mrmusicman247"] Ellen Degeneres disagrees.Ceraby

Your point being? Doesn't that prove they have bad taste?

Heyyyyy... Ellen Degeneres can be funny. :P All the others though...as much as I hate to admit it, I'm inclined to agree. I haven't really found a female stand up comedian that I like. Or maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

Oh wait. I'm okay with that Chelsea chick.

I have a friend who enjoys chelsea as well, and he hates all other female comedians as I do.. so maybe shes ok? Seriously tho, I go to alot fo shows (not so much lately) but it really is hard to find a good female comedian.
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#43 th3warr1or
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Kill: The resurrected George Carlin. Owned. :D
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#44 hedden93
Member since 2009 • 5496 Posts

Why does everyone hate Daniel Tosh. I think hes ****ing hilarious.

Anyway . . .

Kill: Carlos Mencia

Resurrect: Bill Hicks

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#45 Ceraby
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[QUOTE="Ceraby"]

Well seeing as Sarah Silverman is being resurrected and killed for eternity already...

Kill: George Lopez

Ressurect : whoever wants to be

[QUOTE="fastr"] Your point being? Doesn't that prove they have bad taste?fastr

Heyyyyy... Ellen Degeneres can be funny. :P All the others though...as much as I hate to admit it, I'm inclined to agree. I haven't really found a female stand up comedian that I like. Or maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

Oh wait. I'm okay with that Chelsea chick.

I have a friend who enjoys chelsea as well, and he hates all other female comedians as I do.. so maybe shes ok? Seriously tho, I go to alot fo shows (not so much lately) but it really is hard to find a good female comedian.

I know what you mean. I keep hearing about how funny so and so female comedian is (*cough* i.e. Margaret Cho ), so I try to check them out in support of fellow females blah blah... but I don't get what's funny. :P

Oh I just remembered also, how about Tina Fey? She's alright too, surely.

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#46 zeorshadow19
Member since 2007 • 1471 Posts

Kill- Carlos Mencia

Resurrect- Richard Jeni

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#47 lordreaven
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[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="ps3wizard45"]

[QUOTE="lordreaven"]

Kill: Dane Cook

Ressurect: His Holyness, George Carlin

And why does every one want to kill Sarah Silvermin, i mean shes funny and hot.........uber hot.

I wouldn't say uber..

Or hot.

You guys have no taste :P
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#48 Chutebox
Member since 2007 • 51638 Posts

Kill: Current Eddie Murphy

Resurrect: Young Eddie Murphy

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#49 x8VXU6
Member since 2008 • 3411 Posts

Kill: Dane Cook

Resurrect: Berney Mac

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#50 Rougehunter
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Kill: Dane Cook.

Resurrect: GEORGE CARLIN...obvious answer is obvious.

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