why did the chicken cross the basketball court? cause he heard the ref was blowing fowls.... why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken why did the baby fall out of the tree? cause it was stapled to the apple why did the baby go to hell? cause it was stapled to anna nicole....:o
Aside from some (absolutely hilarious) Jesus jokes and many, many racist jokes, I present this one.
A carrot and broccoli are walking down the street, when the broccoli is suddenly struck by a car. At the hospital, that carrot asks the doctor: "Give it to me straight doc, how is he?", to which the doctor replies, "I'm sorry...he's nothing but a vegetable..."
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He sat down for a drink and the bartender said "Hey man, you know you've got a steering on your crotch?" and then the pirate says "ARR! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"
What do you call a lady with one black eye? [spoiler] a fast learner [/spoiler] What do you call a lady with two black eyes? [spoiler] a slow learner [/spoiler]
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