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i once saw a moose, in fact i just saw a moose, i just googled it...
r33l life is for teh l00sarz.
no, lol seriously i hate those MOOSESES or whatever lol deer totally pwn them (i might have not gotten what this was about lol so i used the animels)
Oh, it is in fact true that I have during my life stumbled across a big old moose, or the king of the forest as we in the cold north like to call it. Oh yes we do. It's antlers were big as a bus, I'm not kidding! We fought all night long, and as we could see the sun, lurching in the horizon, we knew that only one of us could go out of this fight alive. So, in stead of fighting with my bare fists, I looked the grand animal in it's eye, and I saw HATRED! I grabbed my knife and vanished in to the shadows, only to appear from the sky, jumping towards him with a knife. His roar begged "please, save me", but his eyes said "FINISH ME, NOW!". And I had to do it, to avenge the death of my deer, wich he killed only to feed his family.
It has been a while since the last time that I saw a moose though.
you know my siter was bit by a moose once
and if you know where that quote comes from i will give you a cookie
Oh, it is in fact true that I have during my life stumbled across a big old moose, or the king of the forest as we in the cold north like to call it. Oh yes we do. It's antlers were big as a bus, I'm not kidding! We fought all night long, and as we could see the sun, lurching in the horizon, we knew that only one of us could go out of this fight alive. So, in stead of fighting with my bare fists, I looked the grand animal in it's eye, and I saw HATRED! I grabbed my knife and vanished in to the shadows, only to appear from the sky, jumping towards him with a knife. His roar begged "please, save me", but his eyes said "FINISH ME, NOW!". And I had to do it, to avenge the death of my deer, wich he killed only to feed his family.
It has been a while since the last time that I saw a moose though.
incherton
you and your ninja racoons are so totally BA.
[QUOTE="incherton"]Oh, it is in fact true that I have during my life stumbled across a big old moose, or the king of the forest as we in the cold north like to call it. Oh yes we do. It's antlers were big as a bus, I'm not kidding! We fought all night long, and as we could see the sun, lurching in the horizon, we knew that only one of us could go out of this fight alive. So, in stead of fighting with my bare fists, I looked the grand animal in it's eye, and I saw HATRED! I grabbed my knife and vanished in to the shadows, only to appear from the sky, jumping towards him with a knife. His roar begged "please, save me", but his eyes said "FINISH ME, NOW!". And I had to do it, to avenge the death of my deer, wich he killed only to feed his family.
It has been a while since the last time that I saw a moose though.
SeanUD1
you and your ninja racoons are so totally BA.
BA as in Bachelor of Arts?
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