It began, with the forging of the great rings, 3 were given to General Games Discussion, peacful forumites, who have normal discussions and are actually somewhat semi intelligent. (Unlike the rest of GS.) 7, to the Unions, who were great for specific things. (Even though most of them die out a few weeks after creation.) And 9, 9 rings were given to Off Topic discussion, who above all else, are naive, ignorant,and misguided.(Thats an EXTREME understatement.) Within these rings was the power to govern and control the forums of GS.
But they were all of them, decieved for another ring was made.
In the forum of System Wars, in The System Wars Informational Thread, The Dark Moderator CaseyWegner forged in secret a master ring to control all others,and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all GSers!!! One Ring, to rule them all!
One by one, the free forums of GS fell to the power of the ring, but their were some, who resisted.
A last alliance of OTers and and GGers marched against the Army's of Fanboys, and on the slopes of The System Wars Informational Thread, they fought for the freedom of GS.
(Huge battlescenes, armie's of OTers and GGers fight against millions of vicious and revolting Fanboys, the Fanboys fight hard and prove loyal to CaseyWegner, but they are all killed by the OTers and GGers, who unlike the Fanboys of System Wars, are actually semi intelligent and are less physically inferior.)
But the power of the ring, could not be undone.
(CaseyWegner himself comes out, and starts banning hundreds of OTers and GGers with his staff of banning, Omni Slash comes out and confronts CaseyWegner, but is smashed in the head and fly's hundreds of feet, JustPlainLucas runs to his dead corpse.)
Lucas:NOOO!!!
It was in this moment that all hope faded, but then, Lucas picked up Omni's broken Sword of moderation and cut the ring from CaseyWegner!
(CaseyWegner blows up, even though only his finger was cut off.)
CaseyWegner, the enemy of the free forums of GS, was defeated.
The ring passed to Lucas, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of moderators, are easily corrupted, and Lucas kept the ring for his own.
(Lucas is riding down a road and get killed by goblins, and the ring falls into a lake.)
But the ring has a will of its own, it betrayed Lucas. For2000 years the ring lay forgotten, history became legend, legend became myth, until one day, the ring came to the Super Hippie.
SuperHippie:My, Precious!
The ring gave Super Hippie un natural long non banning, for 500 years, it poisoned his mind.
But then, the ring abandoned Super Hippie.
Super Hippie:NOOOOOO!!!!
But something happened then, the ring did not intend, it fell into the hands of the most unlikely creature imaginable, an Imperial, Nick teh Imperial, of the Off Topic.
(Nick picks up ring.)
For 50 years, the ring lay with Nick in the OT.
Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear. The rings time had come.
Well thats it, hoped ya liked it.
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