Let's write a story one sentence at a time

I'll start:

The story begins with a less-than-stellar fighter named Champ.

Champ liked to get his inspiration from Super punch-out.

Champ has a pet duck called Mickey Mouse and

Champ got KO'd by Mike Tyson.

Champ is currently starting a new camp for a rematch, a rematch to a fight that ended dramatically with a controversial draw against his toughest opponent a Mexican born power puncher that goes by the name Canelo "I was born ready" Saul Alvarez.

Champ knows he can beat canelo this time round aslong as he can land that famous left body shot but champ is worried because....

The judges are corrupt and will score in Canelo's favour, unless Champ can KO him...

Champ spends 1 year training with shaolin monks in anticipation of this fight and his hope for a knockout.

and he went on the beach to relax then she end up seeing the girls from Dead or Alive.

But then Godzilla came out of the ocean.

Godzilla came ashore, broke a building in half and threw that half at the Dead or Alive girls.

but it bounced off their giant boobs

And out of nowhere, Ultraman appears

and caught the flying half of the building and slam-dunked it into a volcano

Meanwhile, Champ is confused about what the hell is going on.

Champ decides now dropping acid ever again and resumes his quest.

The general says : all you have to do, is to follow this damn train Champ !

Yes, he resumed his CHILDHOOD quest of becoming the best fashion designer ever.

Champ decides to prepare for the fight so he does a Rocky-style montage, complete with music

...then decides to get his junk inverted. As a strong courageous Woman now, he'll fight in the ladies league. All the cool kids are chopping "them" off these days anyways, so it's an easy way out of the fight he was destined to lose.

I just have to say, those 2 lines were hilarious.

now as a fierce women champ sets of to be a roaring fat feminist and tell the world how men are as we all know evil.

Champ enters the Dead or Alive tournament.