Lions eat drunk South African man

omg

"It was horrific," one of the tourists, Veluchia Hassimtold South Africa's News 24 TV.

"The one lion was gnawing on his ribs when we got there."

honestly, can anyone think of a worse way to die?

Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

It is as the article says "It was a stupid and dangerous thing to do." He got what was coming.

It's truly sad that three lions were put down for ridding the world of a senseless person, the guy had it coming to him

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Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

October_Tide

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

omg

"It was horrific," one of the tourists, Veluchia Hassimtold South Africa's News 24 TV.

"The one lion was gnawing on his ribs when we got there."

honestly, can anyone think of a worse way to die?

C_BozkurT_C

Well, there's also that rumor about drunk Africans getting eaten by swarms of ants.

I'm not saying that either would be a good way to die. But given the choice, I think I'd rather be eaten by a lion. That at least seems like it would lead to a faster death.

Because of that dumbass the lions were killed

Did the lion get drunk?

Did the lion get drunk?

Gaming-Planet

Well, if we assume by the man's drunkness that his blood alcohol level was of 0.20-0.29 and we also assume that the lion has never had a zip of alcohol before and drinks all the man's blood, then its possible he might have gotten drunk. He probably got beaten by the wife back home LMAO

Wow. This story strikes really close to home. :shock:

I was born in Port Elizabeth (mentioned in the story) and, as a kid, I often visited the Addo Game Reserve where this occurred.

But I never witnessed anybody being eaten alive there. Dammit. I feel cheated! :P

Wow, the guy was a total moron. Not saying he deserved to die, but he's not getting any sympathy from me.SilverChimera

Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

byof_america

the mane thing to learn from this is to not taunt wild animals. Hopefully others will learn to read between the lions of this situation and not try to be a copycat.

I guess someone should have told the drunk not to slow down but to Mufasa.

It's the circle of life baby.

Wow, the guy was a total moron. Not saying he deserved to die, but he's not getting any sympathy from me.SilverChimera

[QUOTE="SilverChimera"]Wow, the guy was a total moron. Not saying he deserved to die, but he's not getting any sympathy from me.frostybanana

This exchange made me laugh out loud for some reason.

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Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

mrbojangles25

the mane thing to learn from this is to not taunt wild animals. Hopefully others will learn to read between the lions of this situation and not try to be a copycat.

T_T...must you guys always use these terrible puns?

Anyways, why the heck did they put down the lion(s)? That's stupid. They're carnivores, saw a chance to get a meal and went for it. It was HIS fault he was eaten! Dangit!

Anyways, why the heck did they put down the lion(s)? That's stupid. They're carnivores, saw a chance to get a meal and went for it. It was HIS fault he was eaten! Dangit!

Wii4Fun

Because the lions are maneaters. Now they're going to be far more likely to hunt OTHER people.

[QUOTE="byof_america"]

Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

the mane thing to learn from this is to not taunt wild animals. Hopefully others will learn to read between the lions of this situation and not try to be a copycat.

I always hated it when my roommates flavored the meat they cooked with wine.

If you see a LION do not go drinKING alcohol around it.

What do lions dream of, when they take a little lion snooze.

Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.

Don't you worry your pretty maned head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy lion bed.

And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.

Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.

But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're **** outta luck.

It's truly sad that three lions were put down for ridding the world of a senseless person, the guy had it coming to him

Evz0rz

this I would put down the guy and saved the lions.

ahh the "good ideas" you seem to get, only when you're drunk...

huh, the lion had a meal of some meat and ribs with a bit of fine wine

Natural selection at work.awesomeface

Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

byof_america

[QUOTE="byof_america"]

Shouldn't have been taunting the lions. I guess his pride got the best of him.

mrbojangles25

the mane thing to learn from this is to not taunt wild animals. Hopefully others will learn to read between the lions of this situation and not try to be a copycat.

Lions>Humans True story.bobcheeseball

Says the guy posting on a videogame forum.

True story: I have yet to learn of a lion building a computer, creating the internet, or designing and building a videogame console. I've also never heard of a lion that has been able to learn English.

[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]Lions>Humans True story.MrGeezer

Says the guy posting on a videogame forum.

True story: I have yet to learn of a lion building a computer, creating the internet, or designing and building a videogame console. I've also never heard of a lion that has been able to learn English.