LOL! CRAZY LAWS. Illegal to make ugly faces at dogs.. and more!

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#1 ovechkin08
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Haha, well I just read a thread on these boardsabout shoplifting and getting away with it, so i decided to search up laws and this is what came up.

http://www.socyberty.com/Law/25-Crazy-Laws-From-Around-the-World.38998

LOL! 22, 18, and 5 are just hilarious!!:lol: Anyways do you know any crazy laws around your state/province?

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I remember that in NYC there is a law that prohibits women from wearing body tight jeans.

Also, I am glad to say that most of the beautiful women here are criminals.

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6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?
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It's illegal for those under 18 to purchase cigarettes or other tobacco products but if you're obviously under age and smoking in a public place no one can do anything about it.
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6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?dooly420
yOu can usually go about 65 and get away with it though.
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6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?dooly420

That one actually makes sense to me.

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[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?wallymartin

That one actually makes sense to me.

But who would get sued if someone did commit that "crime" when there is no driver:shock:

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#8 pinneyapple
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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?ovechkin08

That one actually makes sense to me.

But who would get sued if someone did commit that "crime" when there is no driver:shock:

The owner of the vehicle?

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[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?wallymartin

That one actually makes sense to me.

you've seen a car drive itself?
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#10 Lord_Ahti
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[QUOTE="ovechkin08"][QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?pinneyapple

That one actually makes sense to me.

But who would get sued if someone did commit that "crime" when there is no driver:shock:

The owner of the vehicle?


maybe that law was made so that the mythbusters wouldn't do any over 60 mph shananagans :P
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There's a small group of dedicated hobbists who control RC vehicles that are nearly modelled to full size. I've seen a remote controlled F-117A that flies just like a small jet, in fact a video of it crashing very close to audiences. I guess they figured these things can be hazardous so they banned any fast RC vehicles.
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#12 domatron23
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Number 20 is just insane. Do they expect you to go to a different state to legally pop your cherry.
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#13 WildLIkeChild
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In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)

That mean I have to go up to Canada to deflower the girl, before taking her back down here? D:

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#14 Kikouken
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In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.

WTF LMFAO

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#15 ff7fan2
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*Not on that list* In Nebraska it is illegal to drive barefoot...bad thing is I know someone who has gotten a ticket for that.
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#16 subrosian
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In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.

WTF LMFAO

Kikouken

Sadly I've actually seen this enforced. Please don't wear strapless gowns to I-Bar if you're a dude.

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#17 123625
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lol jumping off a building is death lol.
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What if you're already ugly?
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#19 lIIiya
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those laws are just crazy, crazy!
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#20 lIIiya
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What if you're already ugly?krazykillaz
i think theyll allow it lol
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#21 MagnumPI
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I remember that in NYC there is a law that prohibits women from wearing body tight jeans.

Also, I am glad to say that most of the beautiful women here are criminals.

The_Ish

Well yeah, the law is written the way it is because they couldn't write it "chubsters fatasses and fatties are not permitted to wear body tight jeans. It would be discrimination. So when the babes do it everyone lets it slide. But fatty is gonna get it if she trys.

Same reason why in some places there's no public displays of effection. Nobody wants to see to guys making out or two uglies making out. So if qualify as one of those people the police are gonna take you down. They will let everyone else slide.

most laws target certain people but they must be written so they don't declare discrimination. Since citation is under the enforcer's discretion he or she chooses who is cited and whois not.

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#22 AliasUK
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I like the way it says 25 strange laws from around the world, and yet most are from America...It's like over here we have The World's Scariest Police Chases...entirely from America.

One from the UK is that a pregnant woman can releive herself anywhere - even in a Policeman's helmet.

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I like the way it says 25 strange laws from around the world, and yet most are from America...It's like over here we have The World's Scariest Police Chases...entirely from America. AliasUK
The US is pretty bat fudge insane. :(
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#24 Patheticus
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As Kaiba would put it: "Screw the rules I have money"
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I read this "fun fact" once that said it was once illegal to chain a giraffe to a light post in Atlanta :lol:
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In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)

So .... a virgin will die as a virgin.

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#27 Thechaninator
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LMAO @ #12! THey actually made it illegal to pull that classic prank!!!

#14 also makes me laugh. We would have broken the law many times in that case!

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#28 GettingTired
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I think I'm going to be a cop just to arrest/fine people for these charges. If I don't uphold them, who will?
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:lol: many stupid laws. :lol:
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2 British laws

A pregnant women can relive herself anywhere she wants including in a policemens helmet.

It is illegal to die in the houses of parliament.

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Wait a second...I'm in Washington.
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#32 subrosian
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In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)

So .... a virgin will die as a virgin.

i-like-pie

You're not a virgin unless you can give birth to a Jesus.

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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?dooly420

That one actually makes sense to me.

you've seen a car drive itself?

you do know that cars follow the same rules of gravity like everything else on this planet right??

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In Hong Kong it is illegal to kill a cheating spouse witha deadly weapon but u my kill the person he or she is cheating with however u want.
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#35 nintendo_fan675
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:lol: Those are some pretty weird rules.
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#36 deactivated-583e5f64e0a7e
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Most of those were made very very long ago, and are never enforced.
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#37 markop2003
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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?dooly420

That one actually makes sense to me.

you've seen a car drive itself?

wouldn't that law apply to roller coasters?

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#38 markop2003
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In canada it is illegal to through a moose out of an aeroplane
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#39 rocket9434
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Wow, those are some crazy laws! I don't know if #23 is real though.
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#40 jmorey01
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yeah number 22 is not true or not enforced because people down here in Florida fart in public places everyday.
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In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death.

Nooo! I don't believe you! :P

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#42 horgen  Moderator
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In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death.

Nooo! I don't believe you! :P

sthadji

Sure you don't want to find out? :P

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#43 -TheSecondSign-
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In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.

WTF LMFAO

Kikouken

I actually don't have a big problem with that.

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#45 Video_Game_King
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Another one: in Boston, its illegal to take a bath without a prescription. Any kind of bath.
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[QUOTE="dooly420"]6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. wtf?wallymartin

That one actually makes sense to me.

They probably made it because people were testing automated driving systems. But yeah, its a WTF law.
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www.dumblaws.com :D
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Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

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"In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour."

O rly? My car once exceeded 120 miles per hour with no driver. :roll:

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#50 salty5674
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23. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)

Not true. I haven't heard anything about it and i live in MA, if anything then this law exsists in some tiny little town in MA. I wouldnt really care anyways because i take a shower everyday. I was actually going to go take one right now.