At least two or three hours. I'm not sure exactly. I have some jeans that like to unzip themselves so I zip up and feel confident that the meat is in the freezer and then I glance down and I'm flying low!
The worst of it is that I don't buy new underwear very often so most of mine have all manner of holes (including one pair which has an enormous buttock hole and I refuse to accept how it may have got there) so it may have been super-embarassing on a few occasions, but if anyone noticed, they didn't mention it.
I think I left my fly down most of a day, (knowingly) because I couldnt get my zipper to go up. It was jammed or somthing. Then later that day, I figured out how to unjam it. I don't think anyone noticed, though, because the jeans don't exactly swing open. also,
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