Losing my Virginity Solved Everything.

I no longer suffer from insomnia

I can see things clearly now

My inferority complex is gone now and I feel like a complete person.

It even cured my Depression and social anxiety disorders and OCD.

I'm more patient and understating with the world now.

I have extreme self confidence as before I had none before.

Hell I'm no longer Emo and cancelled my god damn Myspace account FTW!!!

I am a Freed man.

I feel as if the world is my oyster.

It's all downhill from this point on though.... :P

Good day, good sirs.

Well at first, I was like :|. But then, I :lol:'d!

CONGRATULATIONS MAN.

Or maybe it's because you lost your virginity............................................... at a Holiday Inn!

This topic title is a keeper :lol:J-Man725

yup lol... but its just going to encourage more and more "I like this girl" threads...

welcome to the club. though, how come you didnt gain the power to fly, like me?REforever101

welcome to the club. though, how come you didnt gain the power to fly, like me?REforever101

Everyone is different. Some fly, some turn invisible, some talk to fish. Hell, ear-sex gives you the ability to grow out your fingernails.

Now just imagine how good you'll feel when you do it with a human!wrlyy

OWNED

I no longer suffer from insomnia

I can see things clearly now

My inferority complex is gone now and I feel like a complete person.

It even cured my Depression and social anxiety disorders and OCD.

I'm more patient and understating with the world now.

I have extreme self confidence as before I had none before.

Hell I'm no longer Emo and cancelled my god damn Myspace account FTW!!!

I am a Freed man.

I feel as if the world is my oyster.

It's all downhill from this point on though.... :P

Good day, good sirs.

ButtonBacon

Dogs don't count, bro.
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Damn it!

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Losing your virginity is only a good thing if it's done after marriage. Sex outside of marriage isn't going to solve everything and it shows a lack of character and morals. I don't know your situation but I hope you did it the right way.cukoo

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Losing your virginity is only a good thing if it's done after marriage. Sex outside of marriage isn't going to solve everything and it shows a lack of character and morals. I don't know your situation but I hope you did it the right way.cukoo

In no way does sex before marriage show lack of character and morals.. your religion has taught you that sex is bad before marriage and marriage is the only way.. sex is a natural act of every living thing since the beginning of time.. way before your religion and god were brought into the picture..

[QUOTE="cukoo"]Losing your virginity is only a good thing if it's done after marriage. Sex outside of marriage isn't going to solve everything and it shows a lack of character and morals. I don't know your situation but I hope you did it the right way.import_fighter1

In no way does sex before marriage show lack of character and morals.. your religion has taught you that sex is bad before marriage and marriage is the only way.. sex is a natural act of every living thing since the beginning of time.. way before your religion and god were brought into the picture..

[QUOTE="cukoo"]Losing your virginity is only a good thing if it's done after marriage. Sex outside of marriage isn't going to solve everything and it shows a lack of character and morals. I don't know your situation but I hope you did it the right way.import_fighter1

In no way does sex before marriage show lack of character and morals.. your religion has taught you that sex is bad before marriage and marriage is the only way.. sex is a natural act of every living thing since the beginning of time.. way before your religion and god were brought into the picture..