Man caught having s*x with table gets 6 months

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#1 jasopan
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BELLEVUE, OH -- Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.Investigators say they received a tip that Art Price Jr., 40, of 146 Brinker St. in Bellevue was having sex with a picnic table while outside on the deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.Police say on March 13, the tipster dropped off three DVDs which showed Price in the act. On four occasions, Price is seen naked and masturbating in the rear room near the open doorway; he then comes out to the deck. He tilts the metal round picnic table on its side and lays up against it and has sexual intercourse with the table. Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck. Police say the the incidents occurred close to Ridge Elementary School. On March 20 Huron County prosecutors met with investigating officers and were shown the DVDs. Later that day, Price was brought in for questioning. Police say that during questioning, Price admitted he had sex with the picnic table. He also confirmed the incidents caught on the DVD and admitted to having sex with the table inside his home. On June 18, 2008, Price pleaded 'no contest' to disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency. According the the Huron County Department of Corrections, he was sentenced to six months in jail.
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#2 super_mario_128
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I remember a thread on this ages ago. What a ... table-o-phile... :|
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#3 -Jiggles-
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Talk about having a woody...
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#4 Ice-Hot_MoFo
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:lol: Can you imagine what people that know him would think
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#5 BiancaDK
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"being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table " all i read and i instantly lold
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#6 DrSponge
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Silly. And I bet there are people that cause harm to others and get off with less time than that.
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#7 kingdre
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Why waste time with something like this? Is it even a crime?
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#8 Lto_thaG
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Can't blame him.
A hungry bear eats everything.
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#9 II_Seraphim_II
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Damn snitches! Cant a man have sex with a picnic table without getting snitched out!? :x
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#10 COD4_Shinedown
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Can I just ask something? How do you even have sex with a table?
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#11 DrSponge
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Can I just ask something? How do you even have sex with a table?COD4_Shinedown
Well um...umbrella hole...
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:lol: Can you imagine what people that know him would thinkIce-Hot_MoFo
he goes to apply for a job, have you ever been convicted of a crime? yes. what? well...
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#13 TheProtecter
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How is that a crime? The table never said "Stop".
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[QUOTE="COD4_Shinedown"]Can I just ask something? How do you even have sex with a table?DrSponge
Well um...umbrella hole...

Oh goodness :|. That'd be uncomfortable.

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[QUOTE="DrSponge"][QUOTE="COD4_Shinedown"]Can I just ask something? How do you even have sex with a table?COD4_Shinedown

Well um...umbrella hole...

Oh goodness :|. That'd be uncomfortable.

Lot's of lube...>.>
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#16 II_Seraphim_II
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Can I just ask something? How do you even have sex with a table?COD4_Shinedown
well...some have the little hole for picnic umbrellas........
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#17 ferrari2001
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Wait how is this a crime? I mean I don't approve of his actions, but he can be legally jailed because of this? Wat?
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Wait how is this a crime? I mean I don't approve of his actions, but he can be legally jailed because of this? Wat?ferrari2001
Was it his table?
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#19 COD4_Shinedown
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[QUOTE="COD4_Shinedown"]

[QUOTE="DrSponge"] Well um...umbrella hole...DrSponge

Oh goodness :|. That'd be uncomfortable.

Lot's of lube...>.>

No offence, but it seems like you know a lot on this topic :P.

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#20 -Jiggles-
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Wait how is this a crime? I mean I don't approve of his actions, but he can be legally jailed because of this? Wat?ferrari2001

That table didn't consent. Therefore, he raped it. He raped a picnic table.

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#21 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="DrSponge"][QUOTE="COD4_Shinedown"]

Oh goodness :|. That'd be uncomfortable.

COD4_Shinedown

Lot's of lube...>.>

No offence, but it seems like you know a lot on this topic :P.

Err...>.> *runs out of thread*
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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]Wait how is this a crime? I mean I don't approve of his actions, but he can be legally jailed because of this? Wat?Lto_thaG
Was it his table?

Apparently it was his table... and since the table is an inanimate object.. He's technically not having sex with it, only using it to masturbate and last time I checked that wasn't a crime..
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#23 xTheExploited
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A picnic table, ouch... splinters. :? I saw some documentary on Sky or BBC or something about these guys who are sexually attracted to cars, and partake in sexual intercourse with cars. :lol: pretty messed up people if you ask me.
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="ferrari2001"]Wait how is this a crime? I mean I don't approve of his actions, but he can be legally jailed because of this? Wat?ferrari2001
Was it his table?

Apparently it was his table... and since the table is an inanimate object.. He's technically not having sex with it, only using it to masturbate and last time I checked that wasn't a crime..

Hmm,six months is a lot than.I would be pretty pissed if somebody had sex with my table.No one touches my table.
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#25 Brainkiller05
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Woah, I didn't know it was a crime... I better be careful.
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#27 DDX2
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wait, was he doing this in full view of other people's homes? or was he just doing it in his concealed backyard? I dont agree with his...preferences, but if he was doing it in the privacy of his own yard/property, shouldnt the other guy get charged with trespassing? Who are we to say he cant have sex with his table. also, the table never said no so its AWWWWW RIIIGGHHTTT.
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#28 nattydreadlocks
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Mmm I bet there are some muggers that get less time than that. Its a bit silly, i mean if the man wants a table let him have it... he bought it after all..
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it's because he was doing it outside in plain site of a school zone.
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#30 rockon1215
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how is that a crime?
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#31 Ringx55
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If I'm not mistaken... Isn't it a illegal to masturbate or have sex in public?? And since it says he was near a public school and people could see him do it in public hes breaking the law amirite??
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#32 rockon1215
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it's because he was doing it outside in plain site of a school zone.HybridPhoenix
It's not like he sold tickets or anything.
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#33 Morning_Revival
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How in Hell do you have sex with a table...
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#34 gobo212
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I just want to know why the hell someone was filming that...
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#35 Brainkiller05
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He lives "near" a school, ie. probably a few blocks away but just putting that in makes it seem 10x worse than what I bet it was. Plus I bet 6 months is longer than people who get caught having sex on beaches/wherever on a street.
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How in Hell do you have sex with a table...Morning_Revival
I don't know... But he found a way.
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#37 JustPlainLucas
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Uh... that's the wrong kind of weiner to be putting on a picnic table... :?
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#38 Lotus-Edge
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Wow. Good to know the world still breeds such insanity.
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#39 II_Seraphim_II
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I just hope for his case it was metallic and not wood because the splinters.... :?
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#40 Adrianstalker
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How in Hell do you have sex with a table...Morning_Revival
Go page 1 for instructions
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#41 sam280992
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I just hope for his case it was metallic and not wood because the splinters.... :?II_Seraphim_II
But if it was metal, It would be so cold! :cry:
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#42 Funky_Llama
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Just think of the potential splinters.
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#43 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]I just hope for his case it was metallic and not wood because the splinters.... :?sam280992
But if it was metal, It would be so cold! :cry:

Cold > Pieces of wood in your Johnson... :x
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#44 fbigent34
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He was arrested for indicant exposre in public. thats what it is and only reason he got arrested.
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Wait how is this a crime? I mean I don't approve of his actions, but he can be legally jailed because of this? Wat?ferrari2001
it was in public.
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#46 kyleali11
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This guy shouldn't go to jail. He needs special mental help!
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#47 freshgman
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Can I just ask something? How do you even have sex with a table?COD4_Shinedown
that hole in the middle for the umbrella
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#49 DrSponge
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This guy shouldn't go to jail. He needs special mental help!kyleali11
He needs my help :oops: :oops:
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#50 Lief_Ericson
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I Lol'd, how does he do it?