Man cuts off his p**** in restaurant

Some nutcase ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife, then jumped up on a table and whacked it off. That could ruin your dinner.

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Some nutcase ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife, then jumped up on a table and whacked it off. That could ruin your dinner.

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Rusteater

what an idiot! why did he do that? 

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Some nutcase ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife, then jumped up on a table and whacked it off. That could ruin your dinner.

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MichaeltheCM

what an idiot! why did he do that?

Maybe he wanted to be a woman. :|  Or get a penis enlargement for free.

If it was in the U.S., he would turn around and sue the restaurant for having knives in a place where they could be reached by customers. :P

Isn't it obvious. he wanted to attract the ladies.
Solid_Link22

Indeed, it's the oldest trick in the book. 

Hasn't everyone else already tried this too??! It grows back...sometimes....postulio14

Its the same thing as cutting of a finger, it wont grow back.

[QUOTE="postulio14"]Hasn't everyone else already tried this too??! It grows back...sometimes....SS7VagetoKiller

Its the same thing as cutting of a finger, it wont grow back.

My first post was teh sarcasm. 

What the?..

I really dont want to click the link.

"OH GOD! MY SOUP! THERES A PENIS IN MY SOUP!"

Some nutcase ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife, then jumped up on a table and whacked it off. That could ruin your dinner.

Rusteater

Man, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard! "Look at me, I don't give a *** about anything, and I'll prove it!" This guy is my new hero!

"OH GOD! MY SOUP! THERES A PENIS IN MY SOUP!"

RandomRenewal

:lol: post of the day 

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"OH GOD! MY SOUP! THERES A PENIS IN MY SOUP!"

dante_123456

:lol: post of the day

maybe he couldn't afford the surgery he'd so desperately wanted....and took it into his own hands so to speak.NathanHawkins

That's understandable.KiIIyou

:lol: Yeah, totally. 

Some nutcase ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife, then jumped up on a table and whacked it off. That could ruin your dinner.

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Rusteater

One word....OUCH!

"OH GOD! MY SOUP! THERES A PENIS IN MY SOUP!"

RandomRenewal

ROFLMAO!

LOL

Maybe he had a small cockadoodle.
And was depressed his girlfriend left him for it.
And he tried to get attention  so he went into a restaurant and chopped his cocktail off.

"OH GOD! MY SOUP! THERES A PENIS IN MY SOUP!"

RandomRenewal

Oh, lol, you beat me to it. :P 

[QUOTE="postulio14"]Hasn't everyone else already tried this too??! It grows back...sometimes....SS7VagetoKiller

Its the same thing as cutting of a finger, it wont grow back.

He could be like Piccolo, you don't know. 

Hes obviously not all there if ya ask me, cutting ya ole fella off is just plain crazy!Lolster12345

Unless of course he didn't like it, or it betrayed him at one point or another. 

wow thats crazy i guess he wasnt happy with his sex lifelugiemojeed

Well he's probably got no sex life now, unless they've stitched it back on."

Maybe he needed a sausage to complete his "hothuman"