Man cuts off you know what!

Today I was watching Mike and Mike and they read the new of the weird and reported this.

A man in a small town known as Guyserville was on a small bridge of about 20ft, when he takes off all his clothes, runs around then he cuts off his manhood! He then jumps off the bridge....only to miss the water and land on a rock!!! OWNED!

Paramedics got to him and said he was not speaking but that he will live, I think they re-attached his junk.

I would have taken it to 7-11 and sold it as a Big Bite.

If he doesn't want it, let him pee into a bag for the rest of his life. His loss.

I would have taken it to 7-11 and sold it as a Big Bite.

If he doesn't want it, let him pee into a bag for the rest of his life. His loss.

Neoyamaneko

Link?

Link?

The_Ish

did you hear about the guy who cut it off cooked it and ate it though?markop2003

I believe you mean this guy.

2 screwed up things about that case:

1) There was no law about cannibalism in the books (the first conviction was in 2004, mind you), so they could only convict him of manslaughter.

2) His case caused the law to be changed, was tried *again* for the same crime, and sentenced to life, even though there is a law against Double Jeopardy in Germany.

dammmmmmmmmmmn....

Wait did he cut it all off!? Or the Beans or the Frank?!

wow.... must have been a extremely narrow canal, river whatever to land on a rock...

I wonder if he lost his mojo when he cut his manhood off....

I would be more shocked if I hadn't seen the BME Pain Olympics.SlorgieNel

Because of u, I was curious to see what those Olympics were. I hate u now. I am traumatized for life.

Ouch. :?Wolf-avatar

lols that pritty funny. i felt pain when i heard he mised the water landed on a rock...

i heard of a guy's penis fell off when he was taking a piss. he said he was just woke up took a pee. that was a while ago a guy i think his name was buba the love sponge.

pain olympics gone extreme eyNetYankEagle

this seems to be a growing trend.

I would have taken it to 7-11 and sold it as a Big Bite.

Neoyamaneko

Hmm. This is the perfect thread to be reading when I just started having Portillos.:?

Anyway, how do they know he ran around on the bridge first? Did somebody see this and not think to report it? Or wait till he jumped off and then call somebody?

[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

I would have taken it to 7-11 and sold it as a Big Bite.

KLAX42

Hmm. This is the perfect thread to be reading when I just started having Portillos.:?

Anyway, how do they know he ran around on the bridge first? Did somebody see this and not think to report it? Or wait till he jumped off and then call somebody?

Wow that takes balls!antiredcap

Or rather...it takes cutting them off at least.

[QUOTE="SlorgieNel"]I would be more shocked if I hadn't seen the BME Pain Olympics.ttobba07

Because of u, I was curious to see what those Olympics were. I hate u now. I am traumatized for life.

Welcome to reality. :P

Ouch. :?Wolf-avatar

indeed

Quick, we need a Darwin award for that man.domatron23

more like donations u mean :P

DUCK!

Pwnt in every way possible. Keegz_nz

true, true

I had my manhood removed by someone once...but then I broke up with her and got it back.redfield_137

I had my manhood removed by someone once...but then I broke up with her and got it back.redfield_137

does it still work how it should ?

I would have taken it to 7-11 and sold it as a Big Bite.

If he doesn't want it, let him pee into a bag for the rest of his life. His loss.

Neoyamaneko

Haha, after such a crazy turn of events, I guess the rock was a fitting end. :lol:

(Yeah, I know he didn't die, but still. :P)