Man does stuff with his cars that he should do with his girlfriend.

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#2 Proobie44
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:lol:..................F### my ride?
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#3 mmogoon
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LOL, had to be britain didnt it..how embarrasing
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#4 zayl99
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:|
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#5 steppinrazor88
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.....wow.....he raped that car!!!:cry:
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#6 AgostonF
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Wow.. that's.. strange.. whatever floats his boat.. He does have a disease, after all.
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#7 freakyzeeky1986
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“A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.” :lol:
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#8 KrayzieJ
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WAHAHAHHA!
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#9 megagene
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Sounds reasonable. I like to have sex with furniture...
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#10 MagnumPI
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SUN is a bull **** tabloid.
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#11 SinkO
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Eh, that news is on par with the chicken-eating cow. “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”
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#12 Ashley_wwe
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This is strange... :lol:.
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#13 BobElSnob
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Wow, that's right up there on the pathetic meter with the kid who spelt Dear Sir "deer sur"  passing a spelling test.
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#14 sinistergoggles
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Seriously... WTF.
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#15 AxisOfJustice
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ITT: we take The Sun seriously.
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#16 Omni-Slash
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Sounds reasonable. I like to have sex with furniture...megagene
my recliner better not be messing around on me.....what a ho......:evil:
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#17 Zap-O-Matic
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:lol: , um ya
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#18 double_decker
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Ewww... I was hungry... but not anymore:(
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#19 gdogg4210
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  :shock: that is hot

 
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#20 Zap-O-Matic
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i;d hit that 8) jk >_>
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#22 Sheik_Yerbouti_
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I especially like this quote:

"I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
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#23 SolidSnake35
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LOL, had to be britain didnt it..how embarrasingmmogoon
Not really, no.
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#24 Half-Life_man
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he had his tailpipe widened and rounded O_O  *gets cut by metal* GAAHAAAAGHHHGGHHHH!!!!!!
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#25 helium_flash
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Sounds reasonable. I like to have sex with furniture...megagene
Your sig is a total turn on!
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#26 staindcoldlp
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What the hell does not express everything really.
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#27 -hotaru-
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My God, and the article is complete with a picture and everything :lol:
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#28 Zap-O-Matic
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hopefully I don't get modded for this but :lol:
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#29 andyxm
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[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"]hopefully I don't get modded for this but :lol:

:lol: where'd u find that??
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#30 Thorpe89
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That image is from the article.
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#31 SinkO
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[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"]hopefully I don't get modded for this but :lol:

"Pontiac... Tender moments." That should be the new advertising slogan for Pontiacs.
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#32 Zap-O-Matic
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That image is from the article.Thorpe89
SHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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#33 Thorpe89
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[QUOTE="Thorpe89"]That image is from the article.Zap-O-Matic
SHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Why? Nothing's wrong - I don't think.
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#34 Zap-O-Matic
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[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"][QUOTE="Thorpe89"]That image is from the article.Thorpe89
SHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Why? Nothing's wrong - I don't think.

i wanted people to think i didnt steal it from there,because if i did it wouldnt be as funny
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#35 htotheo
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thats just not natural, he should be commited.
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#36 PierSkillz
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lmfao
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#37 yamum2
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that is so weird
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#38 Thorpe89
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thats just not natural, he should be commited.htotheo
The cars are like a woman to him.
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#39 Canuck3000
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That's...Really messed up.
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#40 AtomicBaconBits
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This is quite possibly the best topic in OT...
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#41 Carlos_Santana
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eww?
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#42 Brainkiller05
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What an idiot! :lol:
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#43 Loonie
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"Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far." The irony.
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#44 SinkO
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This is quite possibly the best topic in OT...AtomicBaconBits
Agreed. I was a fool before, a chicken-eating cow has NOTHING on this story. This is just so absurd.
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#45 Xx_CYC756_xX
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At least he doesn't have to worry about getting the car pregnant, or getting a STD. :lol:
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#46 dragonlife29
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Wow!:o
 
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#47 CommanderShiro
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When the article mentioned how people pleasure themselves to their cars being serviced by him I completely lost it. Man and I just got my car back from the repair shop today. lol
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#48 Vax45
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I'm actually pretty jealous of that guy. He doesn't have to pay for sex and his lover won't reject him at all. He shouldn't get treatment.
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#49 Marioarm2
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I almost feel perverted just for reading the article.

That has to be the weirdest fetish i've ever heard of!

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#50 blackleech
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That's... odd... but forgivable given his condition...
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