Man punches girlfriend in the face for having an affair with Mitt Romney

So, this man saw Mitt Romney's picture on his girlfriend's Facebook and assumed that she was having an affair with him. Then he punched her for it.

Lowell Turpin, 40, was arrested this month for assaulting his girlfriend after seeing a photo of Mitt Romney on her Facebook page.

A Tennessee man was arrested earlier this month after allegedly assaulting his girlfriend over suspicions that Mitt Romney was her lover, the Knoxville News Sentinel reports.

Forty-year-old Lowell Turpin had confronted his live-in girlfriend, Crystal Gray, after spotting a photo of a man who he did not recognize on her Facebook page. Gray quickly explained the photo was of presidential contender Mitt Romney.

According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Turpin was upset Gray was "attempting to communicate with friends" through her account and began smashing the laptop against the wall." He then struck Gray on "the right side of her face, near her mouth, with a closed fist.

The report, provided by Anderson County Sheriff Deputy Bradley Prewitt, stated that Gray had accused Turpin of having physically abused her in the past.

Turpin was arrested on domestic assault charges in connection with the July 22 incident. According to rawstory.com, Turpin was still being held in Anderson County Jail as of Monday.

The exact photo of Romney that incited Turpin's rage has yet to be identified.HuffingtonPost

It sucks that his girlfriend got punched, but that is fvcking hilarious. This dude's IQ must be below 70.

He needs to get his priorities straight, fix that horrible beard, then punch your gf.

He seems wild.

His head reminds me of a thumb that has been adorned with pipe cleaner fuzz. It amuses me.Ace6301

lol

Religion of peace. Allthishate

Now remember, that dude had a girlfriend, and you don't.

Whattahead!

He seems like a nice guy.

That's is so old. It was during elections. But yeah, I thought it was hilarious. Just shows you how uneducated people really are.

Now remember, that dude had a girlfriend, and you don't.

Guybrush_3

of course chances are his gf is also his sister or his mother,but still counts:P

Lol, rednecks.

Religion of peace. Allthishate

but yeah, funny stuff lmao

He's allowed to vote.

Love it.

Now remember, that dude had a girlfriend, and you don't.

Guybrush_3

So this man actually does have a girlfriend :sGazaAli

She probably looks like him, though.

GreySeal9

WHATAHEAD

Good thing it wasnt Obama's picture. She would be dead and buried in his corn field.

He seems wild.

johnd13

O_O

Oh dear.

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He seems wild.

22Toothpicks

I lol' ed

can't not laugh at this... despite that woman getting poppedcomp_atkins

Good thing it wasnt Obama's picture. She would be dead and buried in his corn field.

Kage1

What is he storing in his cheeks?jimkabrhel

"Fat redneck punches Girlfriend" This seems like it would happen all the time, wrong and sad as that is, where's the story here?

Now remember, that dude had a girlfriend, and you don't.

Guybrush_3

So this man actually does have a girlfriend :sGazaAli

So this man actually does have a girlfriend :sGazaAli

How did that ugly sack of crap even get a girlfriend?Capitan_Kid

Didn't this happen last summer? Still... wonder whatever happened to them.MAILER_DAEMON

Now remember, that dude had a girlfriend, and you don't.

Guybrush_3

For all we know, that guy's girlfriend might look like Hagrid. I'd say the odds are pretty high.

How did that ugly sack of crap even get a girlfriend?Capitan_Kid

It's not that hard for a really ugly guy to get a girlfriend. Of course ugly guys can get hot girls if they are rich, but for the non-rich ugly guys, all they need to do is get an ugly girl. Ugly girls want boyfriends too and as a result hook up with ugly guys.

Really, the main reason for some dudes not having girlfriends is a lack of effort.

Could swear I read this story or something very similar a while ago :|

lmfao... this is one of the best things I've read in weeks.

Looking like that, he should be lucky someone wants to be his mate.