Man Smuggles Monkey Onto NYC bound Plane

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#1 o_sausage
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A man from Peru managed to smuggle a monkey onto a NYC bound plane through customs. When people sitting next to him saw the monkey reach out of his hat and grab his ponytail they alerted flight attendants. The plane was stopped in Florida where the man was taken in for questioning and the monkey was taken into custody. And we wonder why we have so many illegals :roll:

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#2 g-unit248
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i saw this on the news this morning, that sly devil hid the monkey in his hat!

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#3 DisturbedDragoX
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Damn that was my monkey! I paid $25,000 for it!
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#4 trav_have
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A monkey? Lol why haha.
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#5 joetira
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thats the one thing I wish this country would lighten up on. I always wanted a monkey
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i would have thought i was hallucinating if i saw a monkey reach out lmao
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#7 whoody12
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wow, and you yanks are wondering why you cant keep the maxicans out ?
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#8 CheddarLimbo
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This wouldn't have happened if they'd just beef up airport security some more:

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#9 subject117
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I wouldn't have said a word. I probably would've just tried to take a photo.
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#10 II-FBIsniper-II
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I wish I had a monkey. I'd put it in my hat...

That must of been a big hat!

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yea, our airlines are definitely safer now with all the inspections. Yea right. We're no safer than before---just be glad that it was a monkey that he smuggled.
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#12 Oleg_Huzwog
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Will the monkey face charges of terrorism and/or conspiracy?
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#13 o_sausage
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yea, our airlines are definitely safer now with all the inspections. Yea right. We're no safer than before---just be glad that it was a monkey that he smuggled.feryl06
Actually it is alot safer. If that was a bomb they would have caought him. The reason they didn't find the monkey was becuase it's flesh not metal so you can't detect it
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#14 SaintBlaze
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A monkey in his hat? :lol:
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#15 Shiggums
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I'm amazed he managed to get that far. Hehe...monkies....
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#16 _MURS_
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I snuck a bottle of Nesquick through airport security..

And if any of you have been on a plane recently....you know how much trouble I could have gotten into.....so at the time I felt like I accomplished something...

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#17 Severed_Hand
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This news made my morning.
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Lmao, who cares? It's a monkey. It obviously wasn't hurting anyone. They had to redirect the plane and question him? Rediculous.
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#19 frizzyman0292
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Thats crazy funny, I want a monkey
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Lmao, who cares? It's a monkey. It obviously wasn't hurting anyone. They had to redirect the plane and question him? Rediculous. GettingTired
but monkeys can be trained to hijack planes!!!!! :roll:
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#21 cold_skull
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I wish I had a monkey. I'd put it in my hat...

That must of been a big hat!

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nah the monkey was no bigger than your fist i saw it on the news this morning also

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Those rascals!
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#23 Oleg_Huzwog
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Lmao, who cares? It's a monkey. It obviously wasn't hurting anyone. They had to redirect the plane and question him? Rediculous. GettingTired

Dude, monkeys are EVIL. Haven't you learned anything from the exploits of Charlton Heston? Soylent green is people! Truly he was the King of Kings! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

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#24 CheddarLimbo
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"Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," she said.

That's awesome.

Lmao, who cares? It's a monkey. It obviously wasn't hurting anyone. They had to redirect the plane and question him? Rediculous. GettingTired

There's nothing in the story about redirecting the plane. They apprehended him when they landed in NY. As to the questioning - he smuggled an animal into the country which is illegal. So, yeah, they're going to take the monkey and charge him. Thats how laws work.

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#25 kornholio360
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What's wrong with having a monkey on a plane? It's just a monkey...:(
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#26 DarKre
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God damn terrrists.