Man tries to kill himself, survives shot in head and runover by truck

I either find this disturbing or hilarious. :|

Wasn't his time to go.

Looks like someone has a destiny to fulfill...

Or is extremely lucky and stupid.

Instantly thought of this.

His reaction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related

Talk about two for the price of one. :?

I guess heaven didn't want him and hell was afraid he'd take over.

Well... Fate and all that...

I'm trying really hard not to laugh at this.

he is in critical condition,I sure hope he dies

Instantly thought of this.

Eleckidding

This dude in the prison my roommate works at killed his whole family and then put the gun on himself. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and survived. He doesn't have much of a face left apparently, but he's perfectly healthy otherwise. wstfld

Yeah...That's messed up. Why would you try and cross the road? I guess he wanted to get hit by the truck too, just for insurance, too bad it didn't work out.

Yeah...That's messed up. Why would you try and cross the road? I guess he wanted to get hit by the truck too, just for insurance, too bad it didn't work out.

Snipes_2

To get to the other side, duh

[QUOTE="Snipes_2"]

Yeah...That's messed up. Why would you try and cross the road? I guess he wanted to get hit by the truck too, just for insurance, too bad it didn't work out.

Atmanix

To get to the other side, duh

It was quite obviously a divine intervention on the part of God to fufill his plan, in my opinion. Personally, I think this pretty much disproves atheism and evolution, but maybe you think differently.

It was quite obviously a divine intervention on the part of God to fufill his plan, in my opinion. Personally, I think this pretty much disproves atheism and evolution, but maybe you think differently.

SgtKevali

It was quite obviously a divine intervention on the part of God to fufill his plan, in my opinion. Personally, I think this pretty much disproves atheism and evolution, but maybe you think differently.

SgtKevali

How would it disprove atheism and evolution that a man survived a shot to the head and getting run over, do you know how many people are run over and survive and how many people are shot and survived? Sure it's probably very unlikely, but thats the funny thing about chances/odds, once enough people don't survive, one is bound to.

That guy could give Rasputin a run for the title of "hardest man to kill".gameguy6700

Or I'd say without a doubt,US Park Ranger Roy C. Sullivan from Virginia: holds the record for the person most times struck by lightning - and living to tell the tale. Between 1942 and 1983, Roy has the dubious distinction of being struck by lightning seven times. He was known as the Human Lightning Rod.

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"]That guy could give Rasputin a run for the title of "hardest man to kill".topsemag55

Or I'd say without a doubt,US Park Ranger Roy C. Sullivan from Virginia: holds the record for the person most times struck by lightning - and living to tell the tale. Between 1942 and 1983, Roy has the dubious distinction of being struck by lightning seven times. He was known as the Human Lightning Rod.

people out of the blue get killed by a drunk driver while this guy survives his own suicide. messed up...

I think I've seen this movie before. This guy is Bruce Willis. Someone just push him in a pool and get it over with already.

[QUOTE="Snipes_2"]

Yeah...That's messed up. Why would you try and cross the road? I guess he wanted to get hit by the truck too, just for insurance, too bad it didn't work out.

Atmanix

To get to the other side, duh

I guess he had a bad day :lol:

the god must really like this man

OMG, this is hilarious :lol:

I'm pretty sure he understands the humor of it all. So it's ok to laugh.

sign this man up for the military! hes a super soldier

sign this man up for the military! hes a super soldier

inyourface_12

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

It was quite obviously a divine intervention on the part of God to fufill his plan, in my opinion. Personally, I think this pretty much disproves atheism and evolution, but maybe you think differently.

FrostyPhantasm

How would it disprove atheism and evolution that a man survived a shot to the head and getting run over, do you know how many people are run over and survive and how many people are shot and survived? Sure it's probably very unlikely, but thats the funny thing about chances/odds, once enough people don't survive, one is bound to.

This can accurately describe my attitude towards myself:

I was just joking. :lol:

Ah, I was just about to call you out on trolling.

Wow.

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

It was quite obviously a divine intervention on the part of God to fufill his plan, in my opinion. Personally, I think this pretty much disproves atheism and evolution, but maybe you think differently.

SgtKevali

How would it disprove atheism and evolution that a man survived a shot to the head and getting run over, do you know how many people are run over and survive and how many people are shot and survived? Sure it's probably very unlikely, but thats the funny thing about chances/odds, once enough people don't survive, one is bound to.

FrostyPhantasm

This can accurately describe my attitude towards myself:

I was just joking. :lol:

You got me...I didn't realize to never take you seriously :roll:

he is in critical condition,I sure hope he dies

mrbojangles25

It's Rasputin! :o

I instantly laughed when I read the title. But when I read the story I laughed 10 times harder! :lol:

[QUOTE="FrostyPhantasm"]

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

It was quite obviously a divine intervention on the part of God to fufill his plan, in my opinion. Personally, I think this pretty much disproves atheism and evolution, but maybe you think differently.

SgtKevali

How would it disprove atheism and evolution that a man survived a shot to the head and getting run over, do you know how many people are run over and survive and how many people are shot and survived? Sure it's probably very unlikely, but thats the funny thing about chances/odds, once enough people don't survive, one is bound to.

This can accurately describe my attitude towards myself:

I was just joking. :lol:

I'm surprised that you got two people to go for it...

wow, I would hate to have gone through all the mental anguish leading up to a suicide only to mess it up...hopefully he can rebuild a meaningful life.

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

he is in critical condition,I sure hope he dies

Bloodseeker23

*Walks in*

Here, let me help.

*Pulls plug on life support*

wow, I would hate to have gone through all the mental anguish leading up to a suicide only to mess it up...hopefully he can rebuild a meaningful life.

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