Man used his **** to assault Female Officer.

Poor guy. :lol:

He didn't think to use his, uh, fists or something?

The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.article

:lol:

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."DivergeUnify

maybe...he..is trying to build muscle there?

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." :lol:

*Darn you DivergeUnify :evil:

it coulda been worse for him....

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." :lol:

Ragnarok1051

Damn, this guy must have a long sword in his pants.

It must be a decent size to have done damage.Big_Bad_Sad

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]It must be a decent size to have done damage.scorch-62

It must be a decent size to have done damage.Big_Bad_Sad

[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]It must be a decent size to have done damage.Big_Bad_Sad

I'd throw attempted rape at him as well.

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."DivergeUnify

Lmao

cock slap

Wow, really?

:lol: That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]It must be a decent size to have done damage.WWIAB

He didn't think to use his, uh, fists or something?

GabuEx

If the officer had tazered his penis I wonder if it would've gone limp. th3warr1or

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

He didn't think to use his, uh, fists or something?

cell_dweller

Well I'd certainly sooner punch one than attempt to hit one with my penis :P

That sounds like an awfully hard situation to be in

[QUOTE="cell_dweller"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

He didn't think to use his, uh, fists or something?

GabuEx

Well I'd certainly sooner punch one than attempt to hit one with my penis :P

Oh, Gabu. You just lack creativity in these matters. 8)

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

He didn't think to use his, uh, fists or something?

cell_dweller

He didn't think to use his, uh, fists or something?

GabuEx

fists are for pansies

That sounds like an awfully hard situation to be in

pete_merlin

lol

they call it assault...I call it foreplay...:oops:Omni-Slash

some give that guy a medal

LOL WTF. How does that work? If I were that girl, I'd be so confused. I can't say I've ever been struck in the head with a penis.

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]If the officer had tazered his penis I wonder if it would've gone limp. Omni-Slash

The man has guts whom many do not have.

Kudos toyour ****thrust, Lithuanian sir.

[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"][QUOTE="th3warr1or"]If the officer had tazered his penis I wonder if it would've gone limp. th3warr1or

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="Omni-Slash"]I'll send you a tazer in the mail if you'll be the guinie pig....:DWWIAB