Now first of all the food tastes good, but oh boy did I get sick off it. I ate one day 3 Hamburgers, 1 large fries and a big banan milkshake. After that I felt kinda blown up and had to fart alot, and those farts weren't that great, they where like all wet....
The next 2 days I was sick and had diarrhea, oh man should I have listened to some of you guys ranting about McDonald, I tought back then ''Nah it can't be that bad, I mean it tastes good. And doesn't look that bad... those guys are just complainer's''
''What was wrong with the food ?'' you may ask. I don't exactly know but I have an idea that Chuck Norris came walking into the kitchen, there he stood, looking angry at the workers of McDonalds... They all pissed there pants ofcours (Who wouldn't ?). Then Chuck Norris kicked there asses. Why ? Because he just didn't like Ronald and McDonald, and because he was bored.
Oh yhea back to the part why the food was wrong, I think when one of the workers pissed there pants, enabling some of the piss to splash into the hamburger grill ! Oh my God, there was piss in my food !:o After that Chuck shaked my hand and bowed to me and said '' I did the work for you.'' which was true, because I was kind of aggressive. Then Chuck flew away and one of the workers came crawling bringing me the food I ordered, for thanks I spit on them. (Which is an honour ofcours, for such irrelevant humans)
Or it can be that after the hamburgers are cooked they are not being kept warm enough thus enabling alot of bacteria going into the flesh, making it very unhealthy to eat. Whichever suits you better.
So it's obvious McDonald's is bad for having for with allot of bacteria in their food.
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