Me and my friend are trying to create a time machine, HELP?

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#1 ferrari_102
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Can anyone of you SMART OT'ers get us started?

Thanks in advance!

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1) Purchase a working Delorian

2) ???

3) Profit

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You'll need a flux capacitor. Try Walmart.
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#4 chikinlad
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You're going to need one of these.

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Flux Capacitor.
Plutonium.
1.21 Gigawatts of Electricity.

All you need.

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#6 Ace6301
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Okay first you need to find a way to go as fast or faster than the speed of light. After that it should be pretty easy.
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your going to need at least 4gigs of ram.

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Make sure your clock drivers are up to date.

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#9 comp_atkins
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Flux Capacitor.
Plutonium.
1.21 Gigawatts of Electricity.

All you need.

MetroidPrimePwn

1.21 gigawatts?!!?!? great scott!!!!

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Okay first you need to find a way to go as fast or faster than the speed of light. After that it should be pretty easy.Ace6301

Yeah, it's just the "generating an amount of energy larger than infinity" part that might cause you some trouble.

But after that, you're golden.

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#11 killer336
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find a way to harvest lightning

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#12 Cypress_290
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rotating doorway...remember clockwise to go to the future, counter clockwise to go to the past

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#13 comp_atkins
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[QUOTE="Ace6301"]Okay first you need to find a way to go as fast or faster than the speed of light. After that it should be pretty easy.MetroidPrimePwn

Yeah, it's just the "generating an amount of energy larger than infinity" part that might cause you some trouble.

But after that, you're golden.

isn't there something about mass increasing to infinity that goes along with that?
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#14 psychobrew
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Space and time are woven together like fabric. You just need to find the right thread.
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#15 Swift_Boss_A
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Sorry to break it to you but it's impossible, and foolish to think one could could build such a machine with every day tool.

Yay I killed this thread :twisted:

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My friend told me a rip in the time space continuum will get you through. Grab a knife and start swingin' boy!
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#17 KG86
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You will need one of these

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#18 psychobrew
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[QUOTE="Swift_Boss_A"]

Sorry to break it to you but it's impossible, and foolish to think one could could build such a machine with every day tool.

Yay I killed this thread :twisted:

It's been proven possible.
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..Seriously? Aren't there enough of those on Ebay?
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#20 SunofVich
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Of course the flux capacitor and DeLorean will work however here is another option.

Steal Klingon Bird of Prey.

Fly it around the sun at the speed of light.

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Grab a clock and get hit by a lightning.
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call superman.

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#23 105506
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Just get under your sink... no need to buy a time machine. That's what I did. I got all the lottery numbers and now i'm rich.

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My friend told me a rip in the time space continuum will get you through. Grab a knife and start swingin' boy!PS2_ROCKS

This made me lol.

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[QUOTE="Ace6301"]Okay first you need to find a way to go as fast or faster than the speed of light. After that it should be pretty easy.MetroidPrimePwn

Yeah, it's just the "generating an amount of energy larger than infinity" part that might cause you some trouble.

But after that, you're golden.

You just need some unobtanium.
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#26 S3XYT1M3
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flux capacitor a cardboard box the entire star wars movie collection and back to the future movies will totally do you good in your journey

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Watch Donnie Darko, become a crazy, agnostic, sociopathic version of Jake Gyllenhal, and you should be fine.
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#28 jJaAmMeEsS2184
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all you need is a clock and a calendar...move you clock hands forward a few hours...then circle any future date on your calendar, and act like it is that day...go about your normal routines for as long as you like...then reverse the process to get back to the present..presto!

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#29 BumFluff122
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I have discovered how to travel through time. What you will need is approximately 1 gram of antimatter, 20 pounds of enriched uranium, some toilet paper, a metal chair with arm rests and a pair of soiled panties.

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#30 motorstormhater
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1) Purchase a working Delorian

2) ???

3) Profit

DigitalExile
lol thats classic
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#31 shoot-first
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Flux Capacitor.
Plutonium.
1.21 Gigawatts of Electricity.

All you need.

MetroidPrimePwn

don't forget the 88mph.

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ask ammar :lol:

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#33 Zerocrossings
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Im a certified Lord of Time and i can safely tell you that none of these works. You need a Rhino and some deodorant and a golf club.

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#34 Maqda7
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Okay first you need to find a way to go as fast or faster than the speed of light. After that it should be pretty easy.Ace6301
Pretty much this.
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#35 quadraleap
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Here's a hint:

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#36 Tannerr33
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Could you give me a favor? If you succeed could you stop by my house on Aug. 17th 1997 and tell me to NOT walk into my parents room early in the morning.

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#37 xionvalkyrie
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Could you give me a favor? If you succeed could you stop by my house on Aug. 17th 1997 and tell me to NOT walk into my parents room early in the morning.

Tannerr33

Instead have him give you a video camera?

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#38 AtomicBaconBits
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Here's a hint:

quadraleap

Yes,but according to that picture,you can also bake time...how does that work? My brain hurts just thinking about it....

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Buy Scribblenauts and type it in.
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#40 Treflis
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This is all you need,well that and Michael J. Fox to help fix up the future if you manage to screw it up.

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#41 CBR600-RR
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Okay first you need to find a way to go as fast or faster than the speed of light. After that it should be pretty easy.Ace6301

Unfortunately we can't, the faster you go the heavier you get, this results in only being able to achieve 99.99% the speed of light. :P

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#42 BodyElite
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Good luck discovering the biggest find in human history :roll:

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#43 BodyElite
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create a blackhole. good luck!

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#44 quadraleap
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Yes,but according to that picture,you can also bake time...how does that work? My brain hurts just thinking about it....

AtomicBaconBits

I can't get into that without showing you some equations, a schematic, and breaking the ToU. :P

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#45 weezyfb
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you need electricity cake and the POWA
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#46 jimmyjammer69
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Tachyons are subatomic particles which can travel backwards in time. Once you've got a shrinking device and a suitable disguise, you can follow one into the past. Hope this helped.

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#47 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]

Flux Capacitor.
Plutonium.
1.21 Gigawatts of Electricity.

All you need.

comp_atkins

1.21 gigawatts?!!?!? great scott!!!!

That used to be my message tone every time I got a text. And also "88 miles per hour!"