Message From The Grave: What Would Your Headstone Say?

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#1 _EXCON_
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when your time comes, what would you like your headstone to say?

mine is: Keep your wife close, Keep your girlfriends closer

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#2 FragStains
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"Man, did you see how close I was to landing the jump!!??"
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#3 monkeyman04
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Mine would say: "I'm talking to my pants" (inside joke with my friends)
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#4 discwold
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"o look i can still talk 2 u from the grave"
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"Didn't see that one coming"
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#6 N8A
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Wait he's still moving...get him outta that casket
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#7 Elraptor
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I think I would want mine to be perfectly blank. Let them sweat over that, ha ha!
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#8 vito_128
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In 5 minuites I will rise from the dead and eat your brains.I suggest you run now.

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"Look behind you"
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"Next time around, I'll duck"
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"On the Highway to hell"
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"Are you really sure I'm dead? BOO! Nah, I'm just messin' with ya, I'm really dead."
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#13 _EXCON_
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I think I would want mine to be perfectly blank. Let them sweat over that, ha ha!Elraptor
lol even dead you're still torturing them!
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"I can't tell you if your wrong or not so I'll just laugh."
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"Teh day teh sexay died"......
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I found Jesus Christ...kind of a douche.
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#17 Aradae2357
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"Note to self: Nitroglycerin is volatile..."
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#18 homegirl2180
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I'd put something to really freak out just a couple of people, like "See you soon, Paul."
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#19 bradleybhoy
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I are ded.

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#21 marcus4hire
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"He zigged when he should have zagged."
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#23 Witchsight
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"BRB as a zombie LOL"
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#24 Aradae2357
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I'd request them to play this song every three hours at my grave (not rickroll, I swear)
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#25 _EXCON_
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"BRB as a zombie LOL"Witchsight
hahaha thats a funny one
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"He sure did hate hippies".
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#28 frankyfitz
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'My mistress was your wife', or 'Damn! I wish I had of gone to church more!'
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#29 aaronmullan
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"Dont Urinate on me"
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#30 TirOrn
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Creepy. I actually "died" in a school program recently, and I had to write my own obituary. It was scary as hell. Ummm, it would probably say something along the lines of "Ruler of the world till the end. Peace out brotha'"
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#31 krystians
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"o look i can still talk 2 u from the grave"discwold


Thats a ROFL. I like it.
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#32 jlh47
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tried to live a good life. Loved the Lord with all his heart, all his soul, and all his mind.

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#33 blooddemon666
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Last words, "This may not end well"

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"In Loving Memory of Tiefster/Captain Wohop: Friend, Poster, Pirate"
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"Life is a valley of sorrows"

Truth.

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"Don't tread on me"
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#37 blooddemon666
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"Don't tread on me"duxup
*bustst out amazing riff*

oh... sorry...

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#38 194197844077667059316682358889
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"Still Dead, After All These Years"
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#39 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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"Life is a valley of sorrows"

Truth.

Hinata237

Optimism FTW...

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#40 Mr_sprinkles
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Lol I got pwnd
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"Ouch , that hurt" ...
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#42 194197844077667059316682358889
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As someone who grew up in the rural South, I am also tempted by the apocryphal last words of every redneck: "Hey, ya'll watch this!"
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"They left me in Gnomergan"
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"This is your fault."
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"I beat you in the human race"
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"If you can read this I'm probably dead"
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"If you're here to dance on me...save it."
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"Born by the bottle, died by the bottle"
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#49 Premier1101
Member since 2008 • 13515 Posts

if you're reading this, ur missing out on all these virgins im sexin up right now.....

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#50 legend26
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"player 1 has left the game"

or

"please insert 2 more coin(s)"

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