Michael Bay shooting intimate project

Link here:roll: What do you think about this?

Why did he take this on?

Oh. I thought you said "Michael Bay shooting inanimate object".

I am disappoint.

If there's one thing that Michael Bay is good at, it is to select the hottest girls on the planet.

Fake. You can tell because some of the pixels are off and nothing blows up.

Why did he take this on?

muller39

why can't he take this on is the real question

Look at all those sexplosions :o

so beautiful.. wants..:cry:

Well, we're certainly going to have an explosive Victoria Secret ad campaign this fall.

If I could eliminate one person from the world without consequence, it would be Michael Bay.

As much as I think that Michael Bay sucks, I have to simply shrug my shoulders at this.

I mean, he's Michael Bay. He's flashy, he has an affinity for hot women and shallow filmmaking. This sort of stuff suits him.

But I don't remember many people complaining when freaking BOB DYLAN was doing Victoria's Secret ads. If that is a total mismatched ****ed up sellout move, I don't know what is.

But Michael Bay? Have you guys ever SEEN a Victoria's Secret commercial? This sort of stuff suits Michael Bay just fine.

We can only imagine what Michael Bay is doing. Here's my take:

*Victoria's Secret model walks down runway in the middle of the desert. Surreal.*

*Camera cuts to a birds-eye view of runway, revealing two firetrucks flanking the models' stage*

*Camera does quick 2-second cuts zoomed in on various intimate body parts of the models*

*Cut to shots of fire truck water cannons gushing with high-pressure white jetstreams of H2O*

*One model is wearing chrome sunglasses. You can see the reflection of the sweltering desert sun, which looks more like a fireball.*

*Cut to flames surrounding the runway. Fire trucks explode inexplicably. Wrecked fire trucks fly into the air and smoulder.*

*Cut to a very close zoom-in of a burning cigar. The embers around the end of the cigar look like the flaming corona of the sun we just saw.*

*Zoom back to reveal cigar in mouth of model*

*Cue 'Victoria's Secret' new "Immolation" line of lingerie, cheesy tagline about the clothing line being hotter than what we just saw, literally.*