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#1 Bibahtalo
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Since i watched Conspiracy Theory on TV,i keep thinking about the fact that almost every assassin who killed or attempted to kill a famous US figure had a middle name(name.middle name,surname),first i thought it's all fake,just a movie,but then i watched a documentary about Gerald Ford who's been saved twice from being assassinated by females with a middle name :P first Lynette Alice Frommethen Sara Jane Moore.I did a little research and i found a lot a assassins who had a middle name : John Wilkes Booth,John Warnock Hinckley,Frank Eugene Corder,Francisco Martin Duran,Lee Harvey Oswald,Mark David Chapman and many others

Call me insane,i really think there's something going on,they're probably a assassins serving in a secret society:P

P.S i'm playing Hitman: Blood Money :D
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#2 Luncbox1
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So what you're saying is that all these people have middle names? Almost everyone on earth has a middle name. I have two myself.
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#3 Neon-Tiger
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Lay off the pipe, buddy. You're starting to see things.
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#4 Murj
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So what you're saying is that all these people have middle names? Almost everyone on earth has a middle name. I have two myself.Luncbox1
This.

Since i watched Conspiracy Theory on TV,i keep thinking about the fact that almost every assassin who killed or attempted to kill a famous US figure had a middle name(name.middle name,surname),first i thought it's all fake,just a movie,but then i watched a documentary about Gerald Ford who's been saved twice from being assassinated by females with a middle name :P first Lynette Alice Frommethen Sara Jane Moore.I did a little research and i found a lot a assassins who had a middle name : John Wilkes Booth,John Warnock Hinckley,Frank Eugene Corder,Francisco Martin Duran,Lee Harvey Oswald,Mark David Chapman and many others

Call me insane,i really think there's something going on,they're probably a assassins serving in a secret society:P

P.S i'm playing Hitman: Blood Money :DBibahtalo

Not this.


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#5 harashawn
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Most people have middle names.
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#6 Ice-Hot_MoFo
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Shhhh!! Dont tell people about our middle name assassin group!!
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#7 Bibahtalo
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yup,it's official I'M INSANE!!!!!!!!
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#8 Brainkiller05
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I hope that isn't a real conspiracy theory.
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#9 Bloodbath_87
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What? Don't most people have middle names? This is like saying that all people who drink water die.
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#10 smeags11
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my middle name is michael, after my dad
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#11 chikinlad
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After reading this i have come to a shocking conclusion! Every murderer has a first name!!! There is no denying the logic of my conspiracy, the taste of my genius is more delicious than Reese's Puffs
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#12 YourChaosIsntMe
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I got the mutton chops of death!

Murj
Do you actually have those mutton chops?
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#13 jakndaxter7223
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that is the stupidest thing I have ever read
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#14 Vaasman
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Oh god I have a middle name too! I must be next in line to assassinate a world leader!

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#15 aaronmullan
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I have a middle name.. Oh crap! :o I'm an assassin? :o
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#16 artichoke
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Shoot, my cover is blown. Thanks a lot.
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#17 DazedDarkness
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You forgot Sirhan Sirhan... oh wait he didn't assinate a president he assinated a president's brother.
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#18 DazedDarkness
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Also, Ted is the only Kennedy who has dodged his Death Note.
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#19 wizard90
Member since 2007 • 1464 Posts
LOL fail thread is fail. Man everyonehas a middle name.
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#20 swazidoughman
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99% of people in jail have eaten potatoes at some point in their life.

coincidence??

I THINK NOT!!

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#21 alexh_99
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[QUOTE="Luncbox1"]So what you're saying is that all these people have middle names? Almost everyone on earth has a middle name.

This. /thread
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#22 DigitalExile
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Agent 47 has no middle name, but I do.

Therefore I conclude shoop da woop, none of this thread mkes any sense.

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#23 Robertoey
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You were on the right track, but the truth is, it's people with two middle names that you need to watch out for. We are the members of a secret fraternity of assassins. Our organization has been in operation for nigh on 2 millennia. We are highly intelligent, skilled, and resourceful.

Philip of Macedon, Julius Caesar, Henry the 3rd, Paul the 1st, Ferdinand, Lincoln and even Kennedy. All by our hands, whether indirect or directly. Many have died in the past, and more will die in the future. But that is enough, I can not risk of compromising myselllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;///////

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#24 BiancaDK
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i lold thx TC (obviously joke thread.)
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#25 rh06
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:|Wow.
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#26 BobbyTurkalino
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What a silly theory.
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#27 Bibahtalo
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go ahead,make jokes but some day you'll be alone sitting in front of your computer and someone in a tuxedo will come and he'll say You have a middle name,you must kill Barack Obama if you want your family to stay alive!!!
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#28 Bibahtalo
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I have a middle name.. Oh crap! :o I'm an assassin? :oaaronmullan
I'm afraid that there is an 84,0756% chance that some day you'll kill an important world figure
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#29 marinko123
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It's probably because all the assassins u listed are American and all Americans have middle names. In my country nobody has a middle name.
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#30 tycoonmike
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Causality is not actuality. Just because one has a middle name and that most everyone that has succeeded in assassinating a US president doesn't make everyone that has a middle name a ticking timebomb waiting for his opportunity to make history.
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#31 MattUD1
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What about Sirhan Sirhan?
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#32 DazedDarkness
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What about Sirhan Sirhan?MattUD1
Sirhan Sirhan has no middle name :| ; but im sure if he did it would just be another Sirhan; making hime Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan
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#33 FireBirdPheonix
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This is one of the most idiotic threads I have ever read.
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#34 Toriko42
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Dan White... /thread :D
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#35 Mediocre_man90
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This is like saying that all people who drink water die.Bloodbath_87

Oh my god THAT'S TRUE TOO!

that's it, I'm strapping on the tinfoil hat and living in my subterranean bunker for the rest of my life. It's the only way

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#36 viper1991
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Yes, I've always wanted to be an assassin :)
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#37 Dawq902
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you mean that the people involved are know by their middle name aswell as their first and last? If so you may be correct
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#38 clubhaxor
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Where are you from Marinko that they don't have middle names? Almost everybody has a middle name in most countries but in yours its the opposite. Pretty cool.
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#39 aliblabla2007
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OMG! I have two middle names. :o Does this mean I'll kill two people?
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#40 clubhaxor
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OMG! I have two middle names. :o Does this mean I'll kill two people?aliblabla2007

Afraid so. I have two middle names too :( Owell at least im already half way completed the "mission". ;)

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#41 aliblabla2007
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[QUOTE="aliblabla2007"]OMG! I have two middle names. :o Does this mean I'll kill two people?clubhaxor

Afraid so. I have two middle names too :( Owell at least im already half way completed the "mission". ;)

Do suicide bombers who kill 10+ people have 10 or more middle names?

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#42 clubhaxor
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So not going near this joke the banhammer would come down so hard :P
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#43 RushMetallica
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Wait, isn't everyone supposed to have a middle name?
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#44 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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Correlation does not equal causation. Also, I do not have a middle name, does that mean that I cannot be an assassin?
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#45 _R34LiTY_
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I hate salt!!!

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#46 en-z-io
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Lmao, this gave me a good laugh.
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#47 Bibahtalo
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OMG! I have two middle names. :o Does this mean I'll kill two people?aliblabla2007
two middle names are given to people who will be next serial rapists...
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#48 Bibahtalo
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AND GUYS!!! IT'S SOOOO OBVIOUS!the secret assassins society is replying constantly on this topic,denying everything SO THE NEXT TIME YOU REPLY,THINK ABOUT IT,YOU UNCONSCIOUS ABOUT IT ARE DEFENDING THEM(the secret society) SO YOU'LL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL SOMEONE BEFORE THE AGE OF 34 1/2
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#49 Video_Game_King
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Does that mean....I'm....an ASSASSIN!? *runs around screaming, shooting people for no reason* :P
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#50 XilePrincess
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I don't think i've met anybody with no middle name