Mods, lock it please -.-

Here are various scenarios. I want you to put what you'd do in each case.

1. You get a call from the police. There was a shooting. Your mother/stepmother and father/stepfather have been shot and fatally wounded. They're already dead. You understand this is serious. This time the policeman didn't ask for "Seymour Butts" or "Hugh G. Rection". It has to be legit. What would you most likely do? Stand there shocked or go home and mourn?

2. You are told to rush home by a mad-man, or, if that's not bad enough for you, an anon. You do so, only to find a bomb planted on your front door. Your significant other is in a locked car but your kids are inside the house. You are presented with only 20 seconds on the clock, and both keys. You can only take one key though. Who do you save?

The final is simple:

You are pushed to the very edge of a cliff by a madman held at gunpoint. You see an elderly man who is in top physical condition, despite his wheelchair. He has many grandkids and kids and a wife at home too. You also see a mentally disabled person who has a family who loves him very much. He's only of borderline mental retardation, though. You are presented with a choice: Push the elderly man off, and save yourself and the slow man. Push the mentally disabled person off, and save yourself and the elderly person. Or jump off, and save them both. What do you do?

EDIT: I'm tired. I shouldn't have made the topic. Sorry. Lock it please

Dude, I would just hide in the chips sections and eat. Edit: wtf happened to walmart?

1. I'd be like "WHY?!!!!!!!!" I have to stay with my grandma now. WHY?! then i would go mourn.

2. kids.

3.elderly and tell him I'm sorry.

I think its safe to say that this thread backfired. Racial_Slur

[QUOTE="Racial_Slur"]I think its safe to say that this thread backfired. GHlegend77

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="Racial_Slur"]I think its safe to say that this thread backfired. Racial_Slur

What's the first question?rockguy92

It's all good, GHL.
As always,

This is why all my posts are jokes, I try to be serious once and it backfires >_>GHlegend77

This is why all my posts are jokes, I try to be serious once and it backfires >_>GHlegend77

[QUOTE="Animatronic64"][QUOTE="Racial_Slur"]Thank you. In my opinion, I think there needs to be a rule enforced to prevent people from trying to derail threads, question the content of the OP in a way that the TC does not deserve, etc to prevent scenarios like this. Racial_Slur

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"]This is why all my posts are jokes, I try to be serious once and it backfires >_>Animatronic64

[QUOTE="Animatronic64"][QUOTE="Racial_Slur"]OK maybe this thread deserved it, but imagine somebody making a thread on some very popular philosophical idea, writing like four paragraphs and really spend time and energy only to have someone attack a humorous typo and then suddenly derail the thread with people posting /Facepalm pics, etc. Racial_Slur

[QUOTE="Animatronic64"][QUOTE="Racial_Slur"]OK maybe this thread deserved it, but imagine somebody making a thread on some very popular philosophical idea, writing like four paragraphs and really spend time and energy only to have someone attack a humorous typo and then suddenly derail the thread with people posting /Facepalm pics, etc. Racial_Slur

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