Mods, please lock. No one believes me.

Apparently, I don't have the right to post stories here because not having anyone believe you is some kind of Terms of Use violation. :| So, I will tell you guys a REAL fastfood nightmare. I ate a hamburger from Burger King one day. A few hours later, I went to the bathroom because of it, and I was out of air freshner.

There, a story you guys CAN believe. Now please, share your stories. :)

The worst thing I had happen was just finding some hair on my hamburger. Nothing too nightmarish.

You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.RTFlakfizer

You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.RTFlakfizer

Well, fine, alright. A couple of nights ago, I had a nightmare where I was at Wendy's eating a Baconater. But suddenly, the very moment I took a bite out of it, a wasp with a stinger about 5 inches long came out of the burger and started buzzing around my head, stinging me constantly and stinging me on my eyeballs. Then it later went inside my pants and I a burning sensation on my private area.

:| That is all. Good night.

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.Disturbed_King

Well, fine, alright. A couple of nights ago, I had a nightmare where I was at Wendy's eating a Baconater. But suddenly, the very moment I took a bite out of it, a wasp with a stinger about 5 inches long came out of the burger and started buzzing around my head, stinging me constantly and stinging me on my eyeballs. Then it later went inside my pants and I a burning sensation on my private area.

:| That is all. Good night.

Dude, if you don't want to take a thread seriously, you shouldn't post in it.

Oh, and for those with your mind in the gutter, not that kind of hair.sonicare

Ewwww.... I didn't even make that connection until you had to give an innuendo disclaimer. :?

[QUOTE="Disturbed_King"]

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.RTFlakfizer

Well, fine, alright. A couple of nights ago, I had a nightmare where I was at Wendy's eating a Baconater. But suddenly, the very moment I took a bite out of it, a wasp with a stinger about 5 inches long came out of the burger and started buzzing around my head, stinging me constantly and stinging me on my eyeballs. Then it later went inside my pants and I a burning sensation on my private area.

:| That is all. Good night.

Dude, if you don't want to take a thread seriously, you shouldn't post in it.

Can you blame him Mr. Hypocrisy?

its not fast food, but i walked an hour to a Dunkin' Donuts (the one by my house is closed) and i ordered a sausage egg & cheese sandwhich. i walked half an hour to a park and then when i went to eat it it had no sausage, so i had to walk half an hour back to get it corrected. i went there and the guy is like "wheres your receipt?" and then i realized it was at the park. so i left the sandwhich, gt the receipt, and cam all the way back. then the guy finally gave me one with sausage, but charged me an extra dollar. it was a 3 hour breakfast :cry:

its not fast food, but i walked an hour to a Dunkin' Donuts (the one by my house is closed) and i ordered a sausage egg & cheese sandwhich. i walked half an hour to a park and then when i went to eat it it had no sausage, so i had to walk half an hour back to get it corrected. i went there and the guy is like "wheres your receipt?" and then i realized it was at the park. so i left the sandwhich, gt the receipt, and cam all the way back. then the guy finally gave me one with sausage, but charged me an extra dollar. it was a 3 hour breakfast :cry:

DisturbedChild7

lol, that must've sucked XD

I went to arbies one day and chuck norris roundhouse sued the manager!lompocus

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.LouieV13

Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

cant you delete your own thread?

Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:DisturbedChild7

cant you delete your own thread?

Nope. I can only do what if no one's posted in it. Can someone report my thread for me and just say I want it locked? I can't seem to report myself. :?

[QUOTE="DisturbedChild7"]

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

cant you delete your own thread?

Nope. I can only do what if no one's posted in it. Can someone report my thread for me and just say I want it locked? I can't seem to report myself. :?

Fine I reported it for you. But just so you know my story was real :P

[QUOTE="DisturbedChild7"]

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

cant you delete your own thread?

Nope. I can only do what if no one's posted in it. Can someone report my thread for me and just say I want it locked? I can't seem to report myself. :?

i reported you for the strong reason of "he wants it locked"