moms revenge.....oh god....

thinks moms are all sugar and spice and everything nice?think again.

my mother decided she wanted me to go to wal-mart with her,to help her carry some stuff she was getting.i didnt want to go because my mom takes forever wandering around looking at stuff.

after about a half hour,i decided the only way to get her out of the store was to embarrass her so i got a little loud and obnoxious to hurry her up.and it worked!she got kinda mad,and said "lets go i cant take you anywhere".so we proceed to the checkout line,which is pretty long.

then she looks at me with a big smile on her face,and dose what i thought i would never see happen...she lifts her leg and lets go with a fart that would make a biker proud.and then she blames it on me.i was so shocked andit made me look guilty im sure.

needless to say,the moral of the story is DONT MESS WITH YOUR MOTHER ,YOU CANT WIN.im never going shopping with my mom again.

thinks moms are all sugar and spice and everything nice?think again.

my mother decided she wanted me to go to wal-mart with her,to help her carry some stuff she was getting.i didnt want to go because my mom takes forever wandering around looking at stuff.

after about a half hour,i decided the only way to get her out of the store was to embarrass her so i got a little loud and obnoxious to hurry her up.and it worked!she got kinda mad,and said "lets go i cant take you anywhere".so we proceed to the checkout line,which is pretty long.

then she looks at me with a big smile on her face,and dose what i thought i would never see happen...she lifts her leg and lets go with a fart that would make a biker proud.and then she blames it on me.i was so shocked andit made me look guilty im sure.

needless to say,the moral of the story is DONT MESS WITH YOUR MOTHER ,YOU CANT WIN.im never going shopping with my mom again.

eagle63

I always blame my mom before she can blame me :)

Just kidding, she never does that. I never go alone with her shopping anyway. Unless I also want something.

If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.XilePrincess

It's a shame hitting your child is now illegal, here. :(

Hahaha, that's awesome. My mom would never have the guts..

Haha thats pretty funny actually I could see my mom doing that.:P

If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.XilePrincess

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.l4dak47

[QUOTE="l4dak47"][QUOTE="XilePrincess"]If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.Wolls

[QUOTE="Wolls"][QUOTE="l4dak47"] It'd be pretty funny if your child hit you back afterwards. BreakTheseLinks

While not necessarily using those words, I would tell my kid(s) (if I had any) to be quiet. That's what is wrong with most kids nowadays. Parents are to passive and permissive and now we have problems (see the 25% of US Students can't pass the ASVAB thread from a few weeks ago) where we have uneducated kids and worse.

[QUOTE="BreakTheseLinks"][QUOTE="Wolls"] If my kid ever retaliated after I told them to STFU they wouldn't eat or have clean clothes for a week, im not gonna be raising some snotty little turd who doesnt understand consequences WhiteKnight77

While not necessarily using those words, I would tell my kid(s) (if I had any) to be quiet. That's what is wrong with most kids nowadays. Parents are to passive and permissive and now we have problems (see the 25% of US Students can't pass the ASVAB thread from a few weeks ago) where we have uneducated kids and worse.

[QUOTE="BreakTheseLinks"][QUOTE="Wolls"] If my kid ever retaliated after I told them to STFU they wouldn't eat or have clean clothes for a week, im not gonna be raising some snotty little turd who doesnt understand consequences WhiteKnight77

While not necessarily using those words, I would tell my kid(s) (if I had any) to be quiet. That's what is wrong with most kids nowadays. Parents are to passive and permissive and now we have problems (see the 25% of US Students can't pass the ASVAB thread from a few weeks ago) where we have uneducated kids and worse.

Your mom wins.

haha u got owned

you should have rubbed some soapsuds on her butt and followed the same procedure right to the farting match,it would make beautiful bubbles as soon as she farted which would have embarassed her even more.

and dose what i thought i would never see happen...she lifts her leg and lets

eagle63

I thought she was gonna kick you in the 'you know where' at this point.... the story ended better than I thought!

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.iAtrocious

It's a shame hitting your child is now illegal, here. :(

Where the hell do you live????

If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.XilePrincess

Shall I give you the social services number now or later?

[QUOTE="l4dak47"][QUOTE="XilePrincess"]If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.Wolls

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

I wouldn't have blamed a fart on you. I would have just punched you in the face and told you to pipe down. I'm a bit of a tough guy.

thinks moms are all sugar and spice and everything nice?think again.

my mother decided she wanted me to go to wal-mart with her,to help her carry some stuff she was getting.i didnt want to go because my mom takes forever wandering around looking at stuff.

after about a half hour,i decided the only way to get her out of the store was to embarrass her so i got a little loud and obnoxious to hurry her up.and it worked!she got kinda mad,and said "lets go i cant take you anywhere".so we proceed to the checkout line,which is pretty long.

then she looks at me with a big smile on her face,and dose what i thought i would never see happen...she lifts her leg and lets go with a fart that would make a biker proud.and then she blames it on me.i was so shocked andit made me look guilty im sure.

needless to say,the moral of the story is DONT MESS WITH YOUR MOTHER ,YOU CANT WIN.im never going shopping with my mom again.

eagle63

Haha, your mom wins. Not to preach, but it pisses me off when kids totally disregard everything their parents do for them (can't bother to carry groceries for stuff you use?), but that's a much more creative way to discipline someone than to yell.

lmfao!! your mom is awesome.

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.Optical_Order

Shall I give you the social services number now or later?

Your mother is awesome.

when i'm at the store with my mom and she is taking too long i usually whip out my wiener, usually where all the old women are. usually it works but sometimes they just tell me what a big boy i am.

you totally deserved that, your mom is awesome.

You are really obnoxious. My mom also is slow when shopping but I don't do something that could get me in trouble. Dumb move, dumb move.

Your mom should have *****slapped you when you got back home for acting like a little *****. And to the people who don't believe in punishing those kind of kids, you're probably not related to people who let their kids step all over them and throw tantrums whenever they don't get exactly what they want. I would personally beat the crap out of them if I could.

Edit: Ok I'm kind of exaggerating...I'm no crazy person :oops:

Great story TC.

i remember being 12 or so and standing in the check out line with my mom, the bagger was loading our groceries and putting them into the cart and as she started writing a check to pay for it i looked right at her and pronounced loud enough for the cashier to hear "is this check going to bounce like the last one?"

If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.XilePrincess

If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.XilePrincess

Your mom is awesome! :lol:

thinks moms are all sugar and spice and everything nice?think again.

my mother decided she wanted me to go to wal-mart with her,to help her carry some stuff she was getting.i didnt want to go because my mom takes forever wandering around looking at stuff.

after about a half hour,i decided the only way to get her out of the store was to embarrass her so i got a little loud and obnoxious to hurry her up.and it worked!she got kinda mad,and said "lets go i cant take you anywhere".so we proceed to the checkout line,which is pretty long.

then she looks at me with a big smile on her face,and dose what i thought i would never see happen...she lifts her leg and lets go with a fart that would make a biker proud.and then she blames it on me.i was so shocked andit made me look guilty im sure.

needless to say,the moral of the story is DONT MESS WITH YOUR MOTHER ,YOU CANT WIN.im never going shopping with my mom again.

eagle63

[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]If I had a smartass kid like you who thinks being loud and rude in public is an acceptable way to get what they want, I'd backhand them across the face and tell them to act their age. If my child tried to embarrass me in public they'd get it a lot worse than just getting embarrassed back.XilePrincess

Shall I give you the social services number now or later?

,,,......,,,I love this person. You, are now in my favorite people's list.

Anyway, on topic, you deserve it.