Monkey is smarter than an adult human.

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#1 Devour2Survive
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTgeLEWr614

Explain?

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#2 lonewolf604
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monkeys are an illusion created by satan, sorry to break the news to you
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monkeys are an illusion created by satan, sorry to break the news to youlonewolf604
What about orangutans?
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#4 Boba_Fett_3710
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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]monkeys are an illusion created by satan, sorry to break the news to youKOTORkicker
What about orangutans?

Orangutans were genetically engineered to be the mascot for Tang.
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#5 HoldThePhone
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Explain? Some people are dumb. Those were extremely easy, honestly.
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Explain? Some people are dumb. Those were extremely easy, honestly.HoldThePhone
they did tests on university students....
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[QUOTE="HoldThePhone"]Explain? Some people are dumb. Those were extremely easy, honestly.psn_Jaimzl
they did tests on university students....

This means...what?
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[QUOTE="psn_Jaimzl"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"]Explain? Some people are dumb. Those were extremely easy, honestly.HoldThePhone
they did tests on university students....

This means...what?

This means that you are trying to make yourself believe that you are this super genius that would never make one mistake.
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#9 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Memory does not equal intelligence >_>
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The chimps were cheating. One of them clearly had a cheat sheet in its left hand.
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#11 mindstorm
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Monkeys also eat their own poo... I think I still have a one-up on them.
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#12 Devour2Survive
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Memory does not equal intelligence >_>Jandurin
Eh nobody said it does, but of course you wouldn't be impressed by it Mr. Huuuummmaaan.
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Memory does not equal intelligence >_>Devour2Survive
Eh nobody said it does, but of course you wouldn't be impressed by it Mr. Huuuummmaaan.

I thought it telling that the program didn't go past 9. I bet the chimps can't deal with double digits :)
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Monkeys also eat their own poo... I think I still have a one-up on them.mindstorm

Win

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#15 HoldThePhone
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Memory does not equal intelligence >_>Devour2Survive
Eh nobody said it does, but of course you wouldn't be impressed by it Mr. Huuuummmaaan.

the question you came to after seeing this experiment was literally, "Monkeys smarter than humans?" Yes i was very impressed by the monkey's abilities, and they seem to be on par with human ability. did they mention that monkeys had to be trained to do this while the students just came in and had a crack at it?
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]Memory does not equal intelligence >_>HoldThePhone
Eh nobody said it does, but of course you wouldn't be impressed by it Mr. Huuuummmaaan.

the question you came to after seeing this experiment was literally, "Monkeys smarter than humans?" Yes i was very impressed by the monkey's abilities, and they seem to be on par with human ability. did they mention that monkeys had to be trained to do this while the students just came in and had a crack at it?

No they did not, but I assume the chimp wanted the banana more than the human.
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Monkeys also eat their own poo... I think I still have a one-up on them.mindstorm
So now recycling is a bad thing? :P
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"] Eh nobody said it does, but of course you wouldn't be impressed by it Mr. Huuuummmaaan.

the question you came to after seeing this experiment was literally, "Monkeys smarter than humans?" Yes i was very impressed by the monkey's abilities, and they seem to be on par with human ability. did they mention that monkeys had to be trained to do this while the students just came in and had a crack at it?

No they did not, but I assume the chimp wanted the banana more than the human.

oh, just monkeys out of the wild then. ok. i'm sure they had no previous experience with the device shown.
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]Memory does not equal intelligence >_>HoldThePhone
Eh nobody said it does, but of course you wouldn't be impressed by it Mr. Huuuummmaaan.

the question you came to after seeing this experiment was literally, "Monkeys smarter than humans?" Yes i was very impressed by the monkey's abilities, and they seem to be on par with human ability. did they mention that monkeys had to be trained to do this while the students just came in and had a crack at it?

And let's be fair. The college kids were probably drunk and/or stoned. :lol:
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[QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"] the question you came to after seeing this experiment was literally, "Monkeys smarter than humans?" Yes i was very impressed by the monkey's abilities, and they seem to be on par with human ability. did they mention that monkeys had to be trained to do this while the students just came in and had a crack at it?

No they did not, but I assume the chimp wanted the banana more than the human.

oh, just monkeys out of the wild then. ok. i'm sure they had no previous experience with the device shown.

Dude you are being way too serious, give it a rest and leave the thread. You're getting way too into it. Stop trying to start an investigation of something and just go with it.
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[QUOTE="psn_Jaimzl"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"]Explain? Some people are dumb. Those were extremely easy, honestly.HoldThePhone
they did tests on university students....

This means...what?

We're losing.
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"] No they did not, but I assume the chimp wanted the banana more than the human.

oh, just monkeys out of the wild then. ok. i'm sure they had no previous experience with the device shown.

Dude you are being way too serious, give it a rest and leave the thread. You're getting way too into it. Stop trying to start an investigation of something and just go with it.

i made a very casual comment and left the thread. came back and saw you wanted to dispute it. i see we disagree on the topic's question, and in that case i'll leave you to make your own conclusions about the human race based on this youtube video -- because that's all it is.
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#23 Devour2Survive
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[QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"] oh, just monkeys out of the wild then. ok. i'm sure they had no previous experience with the device shown.

Dude you are being way too serious, give it a rest and leave the thread. You're getting way too into it. Stop trying to start an investigation of something and just go with it.

i made a very casual comment and left the thread. came back and saw you wanted to dispute it. i see we disagree on the topic's question, and in that case i'll leave you to make your own conclusions about the human race based on this youtube video -- because that's all it is.

It sounds to me that you just want to make sure a chimp really isn't smarter than a human. Like you're afraid of something.
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"] Dude you are being way too serious, give it a rest and leave the thread. You're getting way too into it. Stop trying to start an investigation of something and just go with it.

i made a very casual comment and left the thread. came back and saw you wanted to dispute it. i see we disagree on the topic's question, and in that case i'll leave you to make your own conclusions about the human race based on this youtube video -- because that's all it is.

It sounds to me that you just want to make sure a chimp really isn't smarter than a human. Like you're afraid of something.

oh so you do think this memory test means superior intelligence over the human race -- then yes im terrified.
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#25 Devour2Survive
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[QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"] i made a very casual comment and left the thread. came back and saw you wanted to dispute it. i see we disagree on the topic's question, and in that case i'll leave you to make your own conclusions about the human race based on this youtube video -- because that's all it is.

It sounds to me that you just want to make sure a chimp really isn't smarter than a human. Like you're afraid of something.

oh so you do think this memory test means superior intelligence over the human race -- then yes im terrified.

Nobody in here was being serious about this but you. Not even the title was serious.
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Nobody in here was being serious about this but you. Not even the title was serious. Devour2Survive
It was all a lie??? D: My entire life is flashing before my eyes :cry:
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"][QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="Devour2Survive"] It sounds to me that you just want to make sure a chimp really isn't smarter than a human. Like you're afraid of something.

oh so you do think this memory test means superior intelligence over the human race -- then yes im terrified.

Nobody in here was being serious about this but you. Not even the title was serious.

then i am relieved, i actually thought i was dealing with a monkey activist. you're good at that.
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[QUOTE="Devour2Survive"]Nobody in here was being serious about this but you. Not even the title was serious. Jandurin
It was all a lie??? D: My entire life is flashing before my eyes :cry:

Don't worry we can be zoologists together.
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Don't worry we can be zoologists together.Devour2Survive
Is that what they call it where you come from? :oops:
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Memory does not equal intelligence >_>Jandurin

/Thread

And the Chimps had probably practiced at memory tests for quite some time, maybe even the same test, which makes the results rather inflated.

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#31 foxhound_fox
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Chimps = apes
Humans = apes
Monkey = this:



And memory does not connote intelligence.
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And memory does not connote intelligence.foxhound_fox
Aren't we a Mr. Fancy Schmancy Pants >_> :P
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memory doesnt ahve anything to with intelligence
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#34 darklord888
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monkeys are an illusion created by satan, sorry to break the news to youlonewolf604
On this forum I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
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#35 SpaceMoose
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For this experiment to really be valid, there needs to be a group of humans that perform the task as often as the monkeys do. Of course the monkeys will be good at it. They probably do it every day and thus their brains have optimized that particular task.
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Monkeys also eat their own poo... I think I still have a one-up on them.sonicare
So now recycling is a bad thing? :P

They've been practicing it before us, then. O_O Damn...
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*Topic*

LOL! It so funny, It true!

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#38 legend26
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Monkeys also eat their own poo... I think I still have a one-up on them.mindstorm

"chimps" also throw their own poo at predators for self defence, i dought you and i are that creative

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Humanity just got owned.
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[QUOTE="sonicare"][QUOTE="mindstorm"]Monkeys also eat their own poo... I think I still have a one-up on them.zakkro
So now recycling is a bad thing? :P

They've been practicing it before us, then. O_O Damn...

damn....humanity just got owned :?

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What they didn't tell you in that video is how long it takes to teach Chimps numbers...it takes them a INSANELY long time to learn each number...it's a really arduous task...
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#42 Jakendo
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First they start doing better on memory tests, before you know it, they start wearing ties, making jetpacks out of barrels, creating guns from coconuts and peanuts, and grenades out of oranges. We need to stop them before it is too late.
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#43 iam2green
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i don't think it works like that really. but it is interesting to watch. some people r dumb.