Mormons or Scientology?

I have to subject myself to a 2 week activity assignment where I am orthodox one or the other. I have to write a report yadda yadda yadda.

Which one should I do?
GrandpaDeath

Try to convert people to Scientlogy. Tell them about the evil Lord Xenu and how it was created by a Science Fiction writer. Believe me, you'll have fun... Being Morman would be boring.

Scientology - there's some crazy stuff going on in this "religion". it should be fun to learn about.

(no offense to any scientologists out there)

pick scientology. it's funnier. dissonantblack

Yes. At least, with Scientology, you get mythology with aliens nuking volcanoes.

Speaking of which...

*nukes volcano*

Scientology. Show them the South Park episode. Hilarious "religion"