Most cheesy line in a movie/video game?

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#1 Thug2Wasteland
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Anyone find a memorable game and or movie line that you find soo cheesy?

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#2 deactivated-598fc45371265
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"If people had wings they'd be monsters." and "He just ate my hair!" both from FFVII Crisis Core.

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#3 Thug2Wasteland
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"If people had wings they'd be monsters." and "He just ate my hair!" both from FFVII Crisis Core.

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"Oh you're gonna burn all right." "I got nerves of steel." -J.C. Denton :P
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#4 Aquat1cF1sh
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The "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" line from the original Resident Evil is a classic. :D

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#5 Thug2Wasteland
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The "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" line from the original Resident Evil is a classic. :D

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I know that line, that line was most memorable about Jill Valintine. Love me a sandwhich right about now.
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"I need a weapon" Halo 2.

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#7 BossPerson
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The entire script of Gears of War 1, 2 and 3.

The most laughable and pathetic writing in video game history.

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#8 SteverXIII
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The "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" line from the original Resident Evil is a classic. :D

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The pinnacle of voice acting and writing right there
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#9 Bucked20
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Belly 2 was corny as hell,Game my dude but damn that movie sucked
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#11 bats94
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Belly 2 was corny as hell,Game my dude but damn that movie sucked Bucked20
Can't be as bad as 50 Cent in Before I Self Destruct (the movie).
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#12 Bucked20
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[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Belly 2 was corny as hell,Game my dude but damn that movie sucked bats94
Can't be as bad as 50 Cent in Before I Self Destruct (the movie).

Im sure that sucked too,it came with the album ?
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"The things I want, by Max Payne" in Max Payne 2.

The full list is long, but its basically him monologuing all the things he wants in a SUPER overdramatic fashion while in the middle of some sexy time with Mona Sax. Its just dripping with melodrama, which is fitting for the noire I guess, but I feel like it almost turns the game into a self parody, which isn't above the series considering the various shows and nightmare sequences that spoofed Max and his dramatic ways.

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#14 Jebus213
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Just about every line in the Transformers movies...
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#15 iloverikku11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1TcnQxV4BE&feature=related

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"[something something] is just a little girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her." Loooooove her. Looooo- kay that was some bad writing.
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[QUOTE="Nude_Dude"]"[something something] is just a little girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her." Loooooove her. Looooo- kay that was some bad writing.

At the risk of losing points off of my "man card", I believe that's a paraphrased line from the movie "Notting Hill" with Julia Roberts.
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#21 RAGEofSTUNTS
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"My mama always said, 'life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.'" It is a very memorable quote, but I still find it very cheesy.
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#22 almasdeathchild
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The "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" line from the original Resident Evil is a classic. :D

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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#23 Ace6301
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The "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" line from the original Resident Evil is a classic. :D

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Honestly not even the worst voice actor in that game. The guy who gets bit by the snake (Richard?) was way worse. That said I always found another line by Barry to be more entertaining. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy6alp5r80c Actually pretty much the whole scene is amazing.
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#24 hyrueprince11
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The entire script of Gears of War 1, 2 and 3.

The most laughable and pathetic writing in video game history.

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I think Uncharted is even worse

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#25 hyrueprince11
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"My mama always said, 'life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.'" It is a very memorable quote, but I still find it very cheesy.RAGEofSTUNTS

But wasn't that character kind of like cheesy on purpose?

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I'll be back.

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#28 elpooz
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"My mama always said, 'life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.'" It is a very memorable quote, but I still find it very cheesy.RAGEofSTUNTS

:|

You completely missed the point of the character of Forrest Gump. Ragequit your life.

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I'll be back.

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#30 ChiefvsGordon
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besides resident evil i would say every piece of dialog from sonic adventure battle 2, just look up cut scenes on youtube, it is a cheesefest along with the corny soundtrack

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"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"

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"All your base are belong to us!" What? Someone had to say it. >_>
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