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What would be the most creative way?

Don't say the economic crisis, cause we in it already...:(

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#2 sammyjenkis898

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Set it on fire.

I'm so creative!

:twisted:

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#3 ace-of-spades93

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let an incredibly hungry hamster eat its way through the centre of the earth unleashing a tiny unblockable volcano. BTW the hamster is lava proof XD

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start here....

http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp-1.html

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Alter earth's orbit and have it crash into another planet.

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#6 bean-with-bacon

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Destroying the world is never creative, it is the most overused brilliant evil scheme by ugly one dimensional villains ever.

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Have it turn inside out, so that the core goes on the outside and everything else goes inside. ;)

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First you need to drill into the Earth's inner core and set off a nuclear explosion so as to reverse the rotational flow of superheated magma. This will in turn do something scientific sounding to the Earth polarity. Then, you give compasses to everyone. They won't be able to find their directions after you drug everyone, rip out their vocal cords and drop them into the Yukon territory. They will start eating each other, then you use the PhysGun from Garrys Mod to direct a large asteroid into the Earth. I suppose you could skip all but the last step, but that isn't very creative. My answer could be a movie.

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I believe in the classic way watching it burn before my eyes...

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#10 BumFluff122

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When the time is right I will begin my plans on world domination by calling my Alien friends (Yes that's Alien with a capital A) to lob various projectiles at the Earth such as planet sized mothballs. When you are all realing from the mothball attack I will get into my underground chamber, only bringing the best looking and most intelligent females with me, and I will start a new colony of both beautiful and smart people. So you see there is really no need for this thread because your futures have already been written.

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BY SMOKING TREES

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#12 JabbaDaHutt30

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Dezintegrating species on an atomic level with a super chemical-releasing chinese hair dryer.

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Ask Kid Buu to do it for you.

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Allow humans to take in Carbon Dioxide and Nitrogen for respiration and then...they will give out oxygen when they exhale as a waste product and then with the decreaseing amount of Nitrogen and increasing amount of Oxygen,even the slightest bit of friction would start a fire.

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#16 hiphops_savior

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Kill off the UN, hijack a Nuclear Missile, nuke Japan, and blame China for it. That should be enough to throw the whole world into WW3. Plus, there might be the chance that the Anti-Christ would come with a beast with the number 666 on its forehead.

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#17 Hungry_Jello

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Send twenty thousand missiles, atomic bombs and heat proof lazers at the sun causing it to blow up. With the sun gone the earth will freeze over faster then you can say muppets.

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#18 -Misanthropic-

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SPIRIT BOMB

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Put it in the hands of a toddler.... Muhahah! The world shall be his play thing

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Split it into its component elements as separate fully functioning planets that require sustenance from each other to survive. Water Fire Worth Air! Ah, screw it. I stole this from a series of books.

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Finally turn on the Large Hadron Collider, open up a rip into a dimension that begins the zombie apocalypse.

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[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"]

SPIRIT BOMB

But that would take like 5 episodes...

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#23 194197844077667059316682358889

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Wouldn't a destructive way be more effective than a creative one?

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#24 -Misanthropic-

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But that would take like 5 episodes...MgamerBD

Suppose.I'd have to stop for like an hour chat wouldn't I in the process as well.

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#25 deactivated-5e836a855beb2

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Wouldn't a destructive way be more effective than a creative one?xaos

Did I just witness wordplay? :x

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The website Exit Mundi has a section on how terrorists could destroy the world. Its an amazing episode with lots of end of the world scenarios. I don't of course expect anyone will pay attention to this post as no one ever does :( http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm 1. Paint a pole Difficulty: Hard Needed: A big amount of dirt Find a way to blacken the ice of one of the poles (the South pole is best). Cover it with dirt, soot or charcoal. Tainting it black with ordinary paint might take a little longer. A black pole doesn't reflect sunlight but absorbs warmth -- and melts. The result: climate change, sea level rise, inundations and much annoyment for your enemies. 2. Design a disease Difficulty: Very hard Needed: A well-equipped laboratory, biology training Build a biotech lab in some obscure country and hire some bad guy scientists who share your evil ideas. Now, piece together a version of Ebola that spreads through air. Design a new, upgraded version of the flu, or AIDS. Alter the camel pox virus so that it infects humans. You'll find all the basics you need to know in the scientific journals and textbooks. Now comes the tough part. The best way to spread your disease, is to infect yourself and visit the public transportation facilities of the cities you wish to attack. Cough, sneeze and snort at will. Touch every handle and doorknob you encounter with your virus-laden hands. You will see: it's gonna be fun. An even more evil way to spread your doomsday disease around, is by letting animals do it for you. This takes a little extra research. Find out what animals carry your germ, preferably animals that don't go ill themselves. Most diseases have such a 'carrier animal': SARS, for example, gets carried around from human to human by common house cats. A carrier animal will make your virus all the more successful, because it will be very hard to detect and even harder to contain the outbreak. Another upshot is that you survive the attack yourself. You might want to stick around to witness the misery you're causing. 3. Detonate a disaster Difficulty: Medium Needed: An atomic bomb Give a terrorist an atomic bomb or a huge amount of explosives, and he will immediately run off to blow up Washington DC. Dumb, of course. There might be better targets. A well-chosen spot on the Western Arctic ice sheet might accelerate the melting of the pole. This should give you four to six meters of worldwide sea level rise, inundating many vital areas in Europe and the US. A big enough boom in Yellowstone Park might awaken the now dormant supervolcano under the park, turning half of the US into an ash-covered no man' s land and bringing ice age to Europe. Blowing up the already unstable volcanic island of La Palma could prompt a mega-tsunami, which would slosh cities like New York City, Boston and Miami to kingdom come. A massive explosion on the seabed in the Gulf of Mexico could trigger a vast methane gas eruption, warming up the world's climate and -- with some luck -- causing a huge firestorm over the US. And the really good part is: you will find no guards on ocean floors, pole caps and volcanic islands. 4. Smash the dollar Difficulty: Medium Needed: A large amount of money, a PhD in economy Forget the Twin Towers, attack the US dollar instead. Become a stock broker, and infiltrate the stock markets. Now, organize a coordinated attack, Al Qaeda-style, on the US dollar. With some luck, you'll see the dollar die before the day is over, bankrupting the US and leaving it in economic shambles. Know: every second, the US loans 18,000 dollars from abroad. The US national debt has passed the eight trillion dollar mark already. That's 8,000,000,000,000 dollar! The reason is that US citizens and the US government spend more money than they make. So, they're living on borrowed stuff. This leaves the US dollar very, very vulnerable. One good punch, and the buck might fall over. So, sell a vast amount of dollars, preferably in a coordinated attack from multiple places. This should cause the dollar to take an evil plunge. Other stock brokers and banks should respond and sell their dollars, too. The dollar will plummet even further. Within days or even hours, dollar notes will have become worthless scraps of paper. Americans abroad will find they can no longer pay their bills. Oil producing countries will switch their currency from the dollar to the yen or the euro. Trade will grind to a halt. There may be riots, or wars, or both. You'll have fun! In the end, the US will be alone in the world, a poor and bankrupt country with high unemployment, no fossil fuels and in need of almost everything. Things will never be the way they were. The yen or the euro will have replaced the dollar as the world's main currency - just like the dollar dethroned the English pound in the 1920s. 5. Crush a current Difficulty: Hard Needed: Several ships, plenty of salt It's a bit of a long shot, but with some luck you may be able to plunge the Western world into an ice age. Now, wouldn't you just love that? The only thing you need to do, is disrupting the North Atlantic Current. This ocean current brings warmth from the tropics to Europe and the US. Without it, temperatures would be up to 10 degrees lower, disrupting agriculture and wreaking havoc with the economy of the civilized world. They would hate your guts for it, those westerners. Already, the North Atlantic Current is weakening. And the best part is: some scientists believe that the current could break down relatively easy. Perhaps you may be able to kill the current yourself! So, warm up the sea water near Greenland with atomic bombs. Load some ships with salt and sink them in the Atlantic. This should make the sea water locally denser and heavier, putting a 'plug' on the current. Blowing up some well-chosen glaciers on or near the South Pole might do the trick, too. We warn you: it is all very speculative. But failed crops, severe winters and millions of pissed-off westerners could be your reward. 6. Bring in the plagues Difficulty: Easy Needed: A library membership, plane tickets If you're a terrorist with a small budget, you could always try to unleash an agricultural plague of apocalyptic proportions. Already, there are many pests around, causing billions of dollars of damage. Locusts, rabbits, parasites, fungi, worms and insects often become a plague when they're introduced to a place where they're not supposed to be. The critters encounter no natural enemies, multiply wildly, and become a plague. That's why Australia and New-Zealand have their rabbit problem and the US has its boll weavil. So, study agricultural diseases. Track down some obscure Asian fungus or insect, and bring it over. Smuggle some sinister bird disease to the country you like to attack, and introduce it to its chicken farms. Bring in foot-and-mouth disease, or mad cow disease. Introduce weird weeds, exotic moths, sex-crazy rodents, hungry beetles and obscure insects. It might take a while before your Apocalypse kicks in. But boy, will it be some mess. 7. Shortcut a state Difficulty: Hard Needed: Explosives, wire, a high-altitude airplane Can't afford an atomic bomb? Don't panic. There's always 'the poor man's atomic bomb'. That's a device called an 'electromagnetic pulse weapon', or simply e-bomb. E-bombs are quite easy to make. Just take a big 'sausage' of explosives, wrap coil around it, and put a magnetic field to the coil. Should you decide to detonate your e-bomb high up in the atmosphere, you should shortcut every piece of electric equipment below you. The bigger the bomb, the bigger the damage. It'll be fun.

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#27 194197844077667059316682358889

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[QUOTE="xaos"]Wouldn't a destructive way be more effective than a creative one?Jandurin

Did I just witness wordplay? :x

I hope it hurt!

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SPIRIT BOMB
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Kid Buu can destroy it faster.

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#30 -Misanthropic-

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Kid Buu can destroy it faster.6_volts

So could Broly.His power is maximum.

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Excessively print out every currency in the world to no end until every currency crashes, leaving all nations to leap to theirs deaths from high rises after having lost everything.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Well,their some of us,how hold gold.Instead of money.Cos it's more stable.

Excessively print out every currency in the world to no end until every currency crashes, leaving all nations to leap to theirs deaths from high rises after having lost everything.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
_R34LiTY_

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I say group all of the penguins of the world into the antarctic, then spill dark matter oil or "space semen" as its sometimes called all over them to make them reproduce extremely fast so that there will eventually be such a mass of penguins covering the world that the planet will implode upon its self and become a black penguin hole.

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#34 OrianaDorta

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Cast meteor.

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[QUOTE="_R34LiTY_"]
Excessively print out every currency in the world to no end until every currency crashes, leaving all nations to leap to theirs deaths from high rises after having lost everything.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The_Solid

Well,their some of us,how hold gold.Instead of money.Cos it's more stable.

Right. Gold and Silver are at an all time high right now, I believe, and will always be a sound and concrete source of income since, well, the wealth is physically there as opposed to the artificial wealth we hold in our hands with the fiat currencies floating around. Most of which are backed by absolutely nothing but a promise to pay back the debt.

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#36 deactivated-5e836a855beb2

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="xaos"]Wouldn't a destructive way be more effective than a creative one?xaos

Did I just witness wordplay? :x

I hope it hurt!

wordplay, not swordplay >_>

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give chuck norris a plate of mexican beans and watch the magic happen :D

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#38 194197844077667059316682358889

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] Did I just witness wordplay? :x

I hope it hurt!

wordplay, not swordplay >_>

... I see what you did there Back on topic, only a handful of these suggestions are, you know, creative. Most are wildly derivative

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] Did I just witness wordplay? :x

I hope it hurt!

wordplay, not swordplay >_>

Wordplay...Swordplay...they are both same, at the end of the day (or night) someone goes home with their feelings hurt. Wait...that didn't make any sense. Therefore, it's genius.

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Genetecally enhance moles so they are super strong and have big big chompers and can live off rocks and soil, and they also get hyper off eating these. Then set loose about a billion and they will tunnel and tunnel and tunnel and tunnel until the ground is so empty that all the countries collapse and the oceans cover them and everyone dies a horrible death.

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Break the Earth with a hammer.

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do what mr. burns did on the simpsons put a gain metal thing covering the sun, then a couple of years the world would become cold and freeze. atleast what i think that would happen if that actually happened.

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We should push the earth towards the sun.

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Poor large amount of kittens until you suffocate

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Zombies, not creative but undeniably cool. Just give me a few days prep, pls.

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#46 AncientNecro

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melt the ice caps with a magnifying glass

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#47 R0cky_Racc00n

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Eat everything in it.

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Getting Trillions and of tiny small asteroids slowly making there way to destroy all life on earth.

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first, with your organized, clandestine group of terrorists, plant bombs in every uranium deposit, oil deposit, and natural gas deposit, as well as maybe some mines and major buildings. blow them up simutaneously, add in a few nukes, and you have world chaos

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