ive got one to top all (and this is actually ALL true)
So i was at this party behind my friends house, and nobody's really there yet, exept my friend, my cousin, my friends sister, and some other (sorta obese) chick. So were all sitting around the fire, not really doing anything, and out of nowhere my nose starts bleeding. Im sitting on the banch for a while holding it, and asking people if they had a tissue, and nobody did. All of the sudden, the fat chick reaches into her purse and pulls out a pad... I'm prettey desperate at this time, blood is running down my arms, so i take it, and hold it on my nose. Of course with my luck, people start coming. like 30 minutes later, i ask my cousin if he can go into my grandmas house and get my some toilet paper (because i wasnt about to walk into my grandmas house during midnight with a pad stuck to my nose), which he leaves to get. another 20 minutes later, hes back with toilet paper, and i switch out the two, and stick the nasty, blood covered pad to a tree.
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