Most embarrasing thing you've ever done?

comon, lets hear em. I'll get the ball rolling.

The most embarrasing thing i have ever done was just 2 years ago, i was kinda ill for a while so i looked really pale and the kids at my school... ye know...picked on me because of it, anyway, to stop this one day i tried put on some fake tan i found in my mums bathroom... well.. lets just say i didn't read how much you should put on, so a couple of good squeezes, rubbed on my face, woke up next morning, bright as an orange. Somehow i got away without my parents seeing but i went to school and every class the teacher asked...why are you a different colour today, jokingly, and man that was sooo embarrasing i wanted to die lol.

had a weeek of school pretending to be ill but so i could keep washing my face so it eventually came on, never touch the stuff agian.

now, your turn

i ripped a big one in health class in 7th grade on accident......i didnt even feel it coming, i didnt know it was me until i noticed everyone looking at me and laughing

yeah that kept me up at night for a about a week

eat a pair of jeans?

Ok, here goes...


I was at my local GameStop, looking for a good PS2 title. My friend recommended God of War, so I asked the clerk for that. Due to the fact that I haven't gotten my learner's permit (I will soon!), my mom had to drive me and was in the store. After I told the clerk the game I wanted, the following conversation went like this...

CLERK: (to mom) M'am, do you wish to buy this game for your son?
MOM: (in heavy Russian accent) Yes.
CLERK: M'am, are you aware of the fact that this game is rated M for mature?
MOM: (still with heavy Russian accent) Yes.
CLERK: Are you aware of the fact that this game features strong sexual themes, sexual situations, and graphic nudity?
MOM: NO!
ME: :o
CLERK: (to me) Sorry, buddy, I'm obligated by law to tell your mother that!
ColonelWilks

I kissed myself on the lips:cry:aaaaarrrrggggg

[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]I kissed myself on the lips:cry:Articuno76

I was visiting the set of Sesame Street, and everyone was on break. Then Big Bird came over to me and was all up in my business, so I was like, "**** you, Big Bird!" And then Elmo joined in and was like, "Yeah, **** you! You always think you're so much better than everyone, but you're NOT. Is there a Tickle Me Big Bird? NO! NO THERE IS NOT A TICKLE ME BIG BIRD. THERE IS A TICKLE ME ELMO AND IT WAS ON EVERY ****ING CHRISTMAS LIST WHEN IT CAME OUT. I AM BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU NEVER RESPECT ME. **** YOU!" And I was like, woah, Elmo...calm down dude. That night Elmo killed himself. I think it was all my fault.Stupid-Bastard

Ok, here goes...


I was at my local GameStop, looking for a good PS2 title. My friend recommended God of War, so I asked the clerk for that. Due to the fact that I haven't gotten my learner's permit (I will soon!), my mom had to drive me and was in the store. After I told the clerk the game I wanted, the following conversation went like this...

CLERK: (to mom) M'am, do you wish to buy this game for your son?
MOM: (in heavy Russian accent) Yes.
CLERK: M'am, are you aware of the fact that this game is rated M for mature?
MOM: (still with heavy Russian accent) Yes.
CLERK: Are you aware of the fact that this game features strong sexual themes, sexual situations, and graphic nudity?
MOM: NO!
ME: :o
CLERK: (to me) Sorry, buddy, I'm obligated by law to tell your mother that!
ColonelWilks

this is more stupid than embarassing but 4yrs back i drank juice with sogy chese its, milk ,and chips all in the glassavail447

I walked into a door and knocked myself out a few weeks back. Apparantly everyone was laughing for about 3 seconds before they realised I wasn't moving. Those 3 seconds would probably be embarassing if I was conscious. So nothing really embarrasing has ever happened to me that I know ofcjek

Ok, here goes...


I was at my local GameStop, looking for a good PS2 title. My friend recommended God of War, so I asked the clerk for that. Due to the fact that I haven't gotten my learner's permit (I will soon!), my mom had to drive me and was in the store. After I told the clerk the game I wanted, the following conversation went like this...

CLERK: (to mom) M'am, do you wish to buy this game for your son?
MOM: (in heavy Russian accent) Yes.
CLERK: M'am, are you aware of the fact that this game is rated M for mature?
MOM: (still with heavy Russian accent) Yes.
CLERK: Are you aware of the fact that this game features strong sexual themes, sexual situations, and graphic nudity?
MOM: NO!
ME: :o
CLERK: (to me) Sorry, buddy, I'm obligated by law to tell your mother that!
ColonelWilks

also once in school i was mucking around with some friends of mine and slamming our hands on the table for some reason, so i put a pencil upright and slammedmy hand into it. the pencil went right through, but i didn't cry or anything, i don't do that much. but anyway i went up to miss and said that i cut myself on a pencil and she just let out a scream and ran out of the room, i was left standing there with a pencil jabbed in the centre of my hand and i eventually went to the office and got some help myself, i ended up in casualty all night with my mom, that was really crap and i spent the next week off school but the teacher was a frequent supply teacher and got fired for that. Not really embarrasing but it still makes me laugh hyrulianpriest

in 10th grade in computer class. i sharted myself. you know like when you try to fart but a little more than gas comes out. well yeah me and my friend where seeing who could rip the loudest. but yeah as soon as it happend im just like. OMFG!!!! shot my hand up said i dont feel well im goin to the nurse. so i went home. good day off. i must say it was one of the funniest moments of my life.

um...another time. this is also in 10th grade(it was a great year for me i loved everyminute of it) i was completly trashed. and im just so drunk right. and i had puke all over my face while up in this chicks face trying to make out with her. my god that was a funny night that i dont remember most of. but i still hear about it.

i dont know i dont get what you would call embarassed. i pretty much just laugh at it. i dont really have shame in that sense. just never take anything seriously so it doesnt bother me. good times good times
blackacidevil96

I peed my pants in kindergarten. You can all laugh at me haha very funny. And I also threw up on the gym door in 3rd grade.boyblob

[QUOTE="boyblob"]I peed my pants in kindergarten. You can all laugh at me haha very funny. And I also threw up on the gym door in 3rd grade.hyrulianpriest

[QUOTE="hyrulianpriest"][QUOTE="boyblob"]I peed my pants in kindergarten. You can all laugh at me haha very funny. And I also threw up on the gym door in 3rd grade.leo303

few weeks ago. I was giving a presentation on the church in medieval times, and to explain tithes, i said that a farmer would give 10% of his wheat to the church if he didnt have any money. After i said wheat everyone started laughing and i was like "why's everyone laughing?" and the teacher said "Did they really grow that in medieval europe?" and i said "They didnt grow wheat?" and she replies by saying "O, i thought you said weed." people joke about it alot now and i dont like it cause im not a druggie.DDX2

I always do embarrasing things I'm the queen of clumsiness !

 But the most embarassing thing I did was writing an asnwer which was from another world in a quiz at college ...

accidently stapled myselfmegagoten

Did anyone read mine?MattUD1