Most Interesting fight you have been in.

I would have said best fight. but fighting is never good.

Either way i have never gotten into a real fight. More like a little friendly rumble with my cousin. Hes 13 im 15. Im 140 He is about 160. When i got home one day from school he tackled me from behind into the house. I had no idea who it was so i elbow backwards. THen he lets me stand up and i just start laughing and i felt relieved too. After i said hello he tackles me again into a doornob so i push back till hes in a walk and i start punching his stomach. Some time during this little friendly rumble he ran my head into a wall. THe wall didnt break and it wasnt a really hard wall. It was preety much especially cause i won after punching him in back.

So yea I'm bored. So just talk about funny or cool fights you have been. Wether it was real or just messing around.

I was the strongest of all my friends so we decided t have a bit of a fight with all of them (5) vs me. I won 8)freek666

Nothing for me, but back in high school, my friend was arguing with some kid because the kid stole his TV and wouldn't return it.

Long story short,they started fighting and my friend broke the kid's leg with a pipe. He wound up going to juvie for a few days because of it, but I think the kid deserved having his leg broken. He shoulda just returned the TV and tried to make peace. :P But things had to go down the hard way.

I was the strongest of all my friends so we decided t have a bit of a fight with all of them (5) vs me. I won 8)freek666

lol and then you woke up huh?

Well, I woke up on Thursday and got ready for school (two hour delay since sophmores were taking the OGTs [Ohio Graduation Tests] and, seniors and juniors didn't have to be there till 9:45 AM). After I got out of the shower and got dressed, my sister came into the bathroom and kept bothering me about how I was making her late for whatever (she was up way before me and I got up at 8:38 AM. She had time to do what she needed to do).

I ignored her and thought about just being mean and jokingly tell on her, so I said, "Mom. (sister's name) keeps talking to me." My mom started laughing and told her to stop. So she comes into the kitchen and tries to pick a fight, pulling my hair, calling me a *****. After a while, I stood up and looked at her. She started laughing, I started laughing (almost sarcastic like), then gave her a dirty look and punched her in the stomach. She looked at me with shock and tried hiding behind my mom, screaming, "Mom! Help me!" I know not to fight my mom, so I turned around, got my phone and my book, ready to leave for school. She starts doing it again while my mom moves off to the dining room, so I slammed my stuff down, turned around, made my sister move into the corner, while she started screaming for my mom. Instead, my mom said, "Sorry, I'm over here. You're on your own."

So, my sister tried laughing, hoping I'd stop. Instead, I kept making her go back against the stove, getting ready to punch her (I wasn't really going to. My dad was right there, and I didn't want to get in trouble, xD even though I probably wouldn't have). She grabbed my dad's arm while he was getting coffee and he said, "Dad. Please help mee." Instead, my dad shrugged her off and sighed like, "Your own damn fault. Not going to help you."

She learned not to bother me after that for the day. :)

(She's nine years older than me, weighs more, about the same height. >_> Maybe she shouldn't pick fights with me.)

[QUOTE="freek666"]I was the strongest of all my friends so we decided t have a bit of a fight with all of them (5) vs me. I won 8)YoungGun13

lol and then you woke up huh?

Nope. Bell went and we had to go our maths class. 3 of them are the kind of people you can knock over by poking them in the chest, 2 were pretty strong.

Well, I woke up on Thursday and got ready for school (two hour delay since sophmores were taking the OGTs [Ohio Graduation Tests] and, seniors and juniors didn't have to be there till 9:45 AM). After I got out of the shower and got dressed, my sister came into the bathroom and kept bothering me about how I was making her late for whatever (she was up way before me and I got up at 8:38 AM. She had time to do what she needed to do).

I ignored her and thought about just being mean and jokingly tell on her, so I said, "Mom. (sister's name) keeps talking to me." My mom started laughing and told her to stop. So she comes into the kitchen and tries to pick a fight, pulling my hair, calling me a *****. After a while, I stood up and looked at her. She started laughing, I started laughing (almost sarcastic like), then gave her a dirty look and punched her in the stomach. She looked at me with shock and tried hiding behind my mom, screaming, "Mom! Help me!" I know not to fight my mom, so I turned around, got my phone and my book, ready to leave for school. She starts doing it again while my mom moves off to the dining room, so I slammed my stuff down, turned around, made my sister move into the corner, while she started screaming for my mom. Instead, my mom said, "Sorry, I'm over here. You're on your own."

So, my sister tried laughing, hoping I'd stop. Instead, I kept making her go back against the stove, getting ready to punch her (I wasn't really going to. My dad was right there, and I didn't want to get in trouble, xD even though I probably wouldn't have). She grabbed my dad's arm while he was getting coffee and he said, "Dad. Please help mee." Instead, my dad shrugged her off and sighed like, "Your own damn fault. Not going to help you."

She learned not to bother me after that for the day. :)

(She's nine years older than me, weighs more, about the same height. >_> Maybe she shouldn't pick fights with me.)

ayanami_rei

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]

Well, I woke up on Thursday and got ready for school (two hour delay since sophmores were taking the OGTs [Ohio Graduation Tests] and, seniors and juniors didn't have to be there till 9:45 AM). After I got out of the shower and got dressed, my sister came into the bathroom and kept bothering me about how I was making her late for whatever (she was up way before me and I got up at 8:38 AM. She had time to do what she needed to do).

I ignored her and thought about just being mean and jokingly tell on her, so I said, "Mom. (sister's name) keeps talking to me." My mom started laughing and told her to stop. So she comes into the kitchen and tries to pick a fight, pulling my hair, calling me a *****. After a while, I stood up and looked at her. She started laughing, I started laughing (almost sarcastic like), then gave her a dirty look and punched her in the stomach. She looked at me with shock and tried hiding behind my mom, screaming, "Mom! Help me!" I know not to fight my mom, so I turned around, got my phone and my book, ready to leave for school. She starts doing it again while my mom moves off to the dining room, so I slammed my stuff down, turned around, made my sister move into the corner, while she started screaming for my mom. Instead, my mom said, "Sorry, I'm over here. You're on your own."

So, my sister tried laughing, hoping I'd stop. Instead, I kept making her go back against the stove, getting ready to punch her (I wasn't really going to. My dad was right there, and I didn't want to get in trouble, xD even though I probably wouldn't have). She grabbed my dad's arm while he was getting coffee and he said, "Dad. Please help mee." Instead, my dad shrugged her off and sighed like, "Your own damn fault. Not going to help you."

She learned not to bother me after that for the day. :)

(She's nine years older than me, weighs more, about the same height. >_> Maybe she shouldn't pick fights with me.)

MAILER_DAEMON

Im not surprised, my brother is the same. Im 15 and he is 19, and frequently he calls to our parents to get protection from me. They dont help lol my dad just says jokingly "stop beating up your older brother".

Wait... your sister is in her mid-20's, yet she was asking for your parents' help in a "fight" with you? :?MAILER_DAEMON

Well, I woke up on Thursday and got ready for school (two hour delay since sophmores were taking the OGTs [Ohio Graduation Tests] and, seniors and juniors didn't have to be there till 9:45 AM). After I got out of the shower and got dressed, my sister came into the bathroom and kept bothering me about how I was making her late for whatever (she was up way before me and I got up at 8:38 AM. She had time to do what she needed to do).

I ignored her and thought about just being mean and jokingly tell on her, so I said, "Mom. (sister's name) keeps talking to me." My mom started laughing and told her to stop. So she comes into the kitchen and tries to pick a fight, pulling my hair, calling me a *****. After a while, I stood up and looked at her. She started laughing, I started laughing (almost sarcastic like), then gave her a dirty look and punched her in the stomach. She looked at me with shock and tried hiding behind my mom, screaming, "Mom! Help me!" I know not to fight my mom, so I turned around, got my phone and my book, ready to leave for school. She starts doing it again while my mom moves off to the dining room, so I slammed my stuff down, turned around, made my sister move into the corner, while she started screaming for my mom. Instead, my mom said, "Sorry, I'm over here. You're on your own."

So, my sister tried laughing, hoping I'd stop. Instead, I kept making her go back against the stove, getting ready to punch her (I wasn't really going to. My dad was right there, and I didn't want to get in trouble, xD even though I probably wouldn't have). She grabbed my dad's arm while he was getting coffee and he said, "Dad. Please help mee." Instead, my dad shrugged her off and sighed like, "Your own damn fault. Not going to help you."

She learned not to bother me after that for the day. :)

(She's nine years older than me, weighs more, about the same height. >_> Maybe she shouldn't pick fights with me.)

ayanami_rei

i was hanging out with my friends at the front of the school, and this freshmen group across from us threw an apple at us. Anyways over the next few days they threw stuff at us and we threw the crap back at them.

Finally one of them was all like "Come get some!" after we threw and water bottle back at them. This kid was like 5 feet tall. He was basically a chipmunk with a bad attitude. And one of my friends was all "You come over here" and so he does and he brings two of his biggest Friends over with him.

So he points out me, since i am the smallest kid in the group and is all "You trying to start **** I was like "Uhh not really, but it looks like you are trying to start **** Then he starts saying to me "Come on fight me you ***". Then my friend, who is training for the UFC, told the other two kids the midget brought with him to stay the hell out of this.

After a few exchanges the kid pushed me. So i grab him by the collar and threw a punch right at his face. The look on his face made my laugh. He wasn't expecting me to actually punch him. I grabbed him again and threw another punch. So then he just started failing his arms at me getting several body shots in. So, i kicked him in the knee, which made him fall over.

I let him get back up, since im not about to kick a 5ft tall kid with a napoleon complex while he is on the ground. He starts doing this failing arm **** at me and gets me up against the wall. After a couple minutes of me laughing at his ****ty punches he stops and starts walking backwards all "Yea now what **** You got your ass beat fool". At that point im just like "Wait, dude, im not even done with you yet!" He continues to trash talk heading back over to his friends. That just set me off.

I basically ran after him and kicked him in the back cause him to fall face first into the cement calling him some not so nice names.

After school, he tried to jump me with like 6 other friends. His face was hella swollen. I was trying to eat my McChicken when this swarm of 5 year olds tried to jump me. Seriously this kid is basically every personality and attitude trait i hate mashed up into some little kid.

well i've wrestled my brother before and got into a scramble with a jerk at school in 7th grade, but I have never ever punched anyone.harrisi17

well there was this time when some guy kept talking trash about me. One day he went too far with his insults. So I said "alright, ya know what? We're gonna settle this!" I told him to meet me in front of a 7-11 at 5pm. We both arrived with a bunch of guys from school who heard what was goin' on. The mood was really intense and the people were getting excited. We both went inside the store. At nearly the exact time, we both pulled out a quarter from our pockets and put it into the machine. I chose Ken. He chose Ryu. He began trash talking again saying, "ha! Ken blows, loser!" The round started and I was all over him. Low kicks and shoryukens were all I needed. He couldn't say anything. The two rounds were all mine. The people cheered and kept saying to the guy "you suck!" His dignity was all gone. Not only did I own that game, I owned him.

well there was this time when some guy kept talking trash about me. One day he went too far with his insults. So I said "alright, ya know what? We're gonna settle this!" I told him to meet me in front of a 7-11 at 5pm. We both arrived with a bunch of guys from school who heard what was goin' on. The mood was really intense and the people were getting excited. We both went inside the store. At nearly the exact time, we both pulled out a quarter from our pockets and put it into the machine. I chose Ken. He chose Ryu. He began trash talking again saying, "ha! Ken blows, loser!" The round started and I was all over him. Low kicks and shoryukens were all I needed. He couldn't say anything. The two rounds were all mine. The people cheered and kept saying to the guy "you suck!" His dignity was all gone. Not only did I own that game, I owned him.

martialbullet

ROTFLMFAO!!! WINNER^ Haha omg i never laughed this muchh!

[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

well there was this time when some guy kept talking trash about me. One day he went too far with his insults. So I said "alright, ya know what? We're gonna settle this!" I told him to meet me in front of a 7-11 at 5pm. We both arrived with a bunch of guys from school who heard what was goin' on. The mood was really intense and the people were getting excited. We both went inside the store. At nearly the exact time, we both pulled out a quarter from our pockets and put it into the machine. I chose Ken. He chose Ryu. He began trash talking again saying, "ha! Ken blows, loser!" The round started and I was all over him. Low kicks and shoryukens were all I needed. He couldn't say anything. The two rounds were all mine. The people cheered and kept saying to the guy "you suck!" His dignity was all gone. Not only did I own that game, I owned him.

Slicshade5

ROTFLMFAO!!! WINNER^ Haha omg i never laughed this muchh!

I fight in MMA tournaments every other month, so, some onf them are pretty interesting :|

During lunch at school this year, theres this kid who's a real dick who I was on bad terms with from our PE class. He was behind me in the lunch line and I took the last cookie from the rack before he did. I had sorta gotten him in trouble earlier that day so he was sorta pissed off at me, and taking the cookie just set him off. He was a pretty big guy, probably 6' and 200lbs, and he sorta grabbed me around the neck. I pushed him off of me and he fell on the floor,and took my shoes off, and then took my left sock off. Then I pushed the lunchlady/cashier away from the register and opened the register and filled my sock with nickels. I then kicked the kid in the crotch, and while he was on the ground I beat him in the face with my sock. He started bleeding a lot and I then knocked him unconscious, but I still kept beating him anyway.

Anyway, then his girlfriend (who was in the same lunch period) came over to defend him and tell me to stop. I wasn't about to take any of her sass so I kicked her in the crotch too. "Damn, it didn't work!" I then proceeded to beat her unconscious too. There was this big circle of kids around me watching the fight, and then the principal and other school administrators came to detain me. I wasn't gonna go down without a fight though. As the principal grabbed me, I dropped my sock and all the coins fell out. So I elbowed the principal in the face and as she fell to the ground, I grabbed her hair and pulled most of it out of her scalp. The other administrators also tried to grab me, and I punched one of them in the face and then shoved the principals big clump of hair into his mouth. Then I took a ham sandwich from the lunch line and beat the third administrator to death with it.

I was victorious against the principals, but the school officer then came over. He saw what I did to all the people, and took out his taser gun. He shot it at me, but I caught the dart in mid-air and then stabbed it into him. Then I took the tazer gun, and used tape to hold down the trigger while I escaped the school. A bunch of students and teachers were trying to stop me but I beat them all up. I ran to the parking lot, got in my car, and then drove it through the front doors and into the atrium and started running people over. Then I stopped the car, ran to the woodworking lab, and grabbed some circular saws. I welded them to the front of my car and mowed down any remaining students, and then I lit fire to all the books in the library. Oh, and there was a lion.

I was eventually arrested, but I was found innocent and the school instead blamed the kid who had started the fight.

[QUOTE="Slicshade5"][QUOTE="martialbullet"]

well there was this time when some guy kept talking trash about me. One day he went too far with his insults. So I said "alright, ya know what? We're gonna settle this!" I told him to meet me in front of a 7-11 at 5pm. We both arrived with a bunch of guys from school who heard what was goin' on. The mood was really intense and the people were getting excited. We both went inside the store. At nearly the exact time, we both pulled out a quarter from our pockets and put it into the machine. I chose Ken. He chose Ryu. He began trash talking again saying, "ha! Ken blows, loser!" The round started and I was all over him. Low kicks and shoryukens were all I needed. He couldn't say anything. The two rounds were all mine. The people cheered and kept saying to the guy "you suck!" His dignity was all gone. Not only did I own that game, I owned him.

darkIink

ROTFLMFAO!!! WINNER^ Haha omg i never laughed this muchh!

what?:? I thought that it was a really good fight:(

Well I've never really been in a fight before, except for this one time (wouldn't really call it a fight) someone was abusing a friend of mine so I got up to tell her to **** off, she threw a punch which I dodged, I laughed at her then told her to **** off again and she ran away... Guess I have a scary laugh... :?

Most interesting?

A guy who i knew charged me and i just let him tackle me and clinched with him cause he was mad about some seriously stupid stuff not worth getting angry about. Looking back at it now i wish i would have messed him up cause when my friends would tell the story saying i just took the nonviolent way made me look really stupid.

Second most interesting? A kid and i got into it a couple of years ago and i ended up accidentally smashing a expensive present of his during the ensuing meelee. after i did it it was like the air was sucked out of the room and everyone just kinda wandered out.

During lunch at school this year, theres this kid who's a real dick who I was on bad terms with from our PE class. He was behind me in the lunch line and I took the last cookie from the rack before he did. I had sorta gotten him in trouble earlier that day so he was sorta pissed off at me, and taking the cookie just set him off. He was a pretty big guy, probably 6' and 200lbs, and he sorta grabbed me around the neck. I pushed him off of me and he fell on the floor,and took my shoes off, and then took my left sock off. Then I pushed the lunchlady/cashier away from the register and opened the register and filled my sock with nickels. I then kicked the kid in the crotch, and while he was on the ground I beat him in the face with my sock. He started bleeding a lot and I then knocked him unconscious, but I still kept beating him anyway.

Anyway, then his girlfriend (who was in the same lunch period) came over to defend him and tell me to stop. I wasn't about to take any of her sass so I kicked her in the crotch too. "Damn, it didn't work!" I then proceeded to beat her unconscious too. There was this big circle of kids around me watching the fight, and then the principal and other school administrators came to detain me. I wasn't gonna go down without a fight though. As the principal grabbed me, I dropped my sock and all the coins fell out. So I elbowed the principal in the face and as she fell to the ground, I grabbed her hair and pulled most of it out of her scalp. The other administrators also tried to grab me, and I punched one of them in the face and then shoved the principals big clump of hair into his mouth. Then I took a ham sandwich from the lunch line and beat the third administrator to death with it.

I was victorious against the principals, but the school officer then came over. He saw what I did to all the people, and took out his taser gun. He shot it at me, but I caught the dart in mid-air and then stabbed it into him. Then I took the tazer gun, and used tape to hold down the trigger while I escaped the school. A bunch of students and teachers were trying to stop me but I beat them all up. I ran to the parking lot, got in my car, and then drove it through the front doors and into the atrium and started running people over. Then I stopped the car, ran to the woodworking lab, and grabbed some circular saws. I welded them to the front of my car and mowed down any remaining students, and then I lit fire to all the books in the library. Oh, and there was a lion.

I was eventually arrested, but I was found innocent and the school instead blamed the kid who had started the fight.

Colonel_Cool

LMAO! Omg...that was hilarious.

Years ago, me and this one guy had hated each other for a while, but it never really got physical. Anyways, I was at this party. Booze was abundant, but I wasn't really drinking much. I'm just hanging out and chatting when this guy randomly slaps the back of my neck as hard as he can, obviously trying to piss me off and goes, "WASSUP BUDDY!" I quietly but with hostility pull him to the side and say, "I'm not your buddy, and I don't put up with that ****" or something along the lines of that. We say stuff back and forth for a while until I eventually tell him to shut his mouth unless he wants to get beaten tonight. Then, the ****er backs down a little, I ease up, and he SPITS BEER IN MY FACE! I then attacked him pretty viciously, which escalated to a police call. He was only arrested for minor in possession of alcohol and I was arrested for assault. This little prick was one of your small-town golden boys in the family that gets their ass kissed on a daily basis. I then moved from the county I had spent so many years growing in, where all my friends lived, just because of this guy. I tell you, I would probably do a cheer if I heard he was dead.

I know that sounds awful, but it's true.

[QUOTE="Colonel_Cool"]

During lunch at school this year, theres this kid who's a real dick who I was on bad terms with from our PE class. He was behind me in the lunch line and I took the last cookie from the rack before he did. I had sorta gotten him in trouble earlier that day so he was sorta pissed off at me, and taking the cookie just set him off. He was a pretty big guy, probably 6' and 200lbs, and he sorta grabbed me around the neck. I pushed him off of me and he fell on the floor,and took my shoes off, and then took my left sock off. Then I pushed the lunchlady/cashier away from the register and opened the register and filled my sock with nickels. I then kicked the kid in the crotch, and while he was on the ground I beat him in the face with my sock. He started bleeding a lot and I then knocked him unconscious, but I still kept beating him anyway.

Anyway, then his girlfriend (who was in the same lunch period) came over to defend him and tell me to stop. I wasn't about to take any of her sass so I kicked her in the crotch too. "Damn, it didn't work!" I then proceeded to beat her unconscious too. There was this big circle of kids around me watching the fight, and then the principal and other school administrators came to detain me. I wasn't gonna go down without a fight though. As the principal grabbed me, I dropped my sock and all the coins fell out. So I elbowed the principal in the face and as she fell to the ground, I grabbed her hair and pulled most of it out of her scalp. The other administrators also tried to grab me, and I punched one of them in the face and then shoved the principals big clump of hair into his mouth. Then I took a ham sandwich from the lunch line and beat the third administrator to death with it.

I was victorious against the principals, but the school officer then came over. He saw what I did to all the people, and took out his taser gun. He shot it at me, but I caught the dart in mid-air and then stabbed it into him. Then I took the tazer gun, and used tape to hold down the trigger while I escaped the school. A bunch of students and teachers were trying to stop me but I beat them all up. I ran to the parking lot, got in my car, and then drove it through the front doors and into the atrium and started running people over. Then I stopped the car, ran to the woodworking lab, and grabbed some circular saws. I welded them to the front of my car and mowed down any remaining students, and then I lit fire to all the books in the library. Oh, and there was a lion.

I was eventually arrested, but I was found innocent and the school instead blamed the kid who had started the fight.

nintendorocks

LMAO! Omg...that was hilarious.

just to damn hilarious :lol:

it went something like this

here

I got into a fight with Patrick Swazye once.