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#1 Nokitch
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What the title says . I would go with a paper fan .
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#2 pete_merlin
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#3 -ICON-
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a pack of clorets gum with only 7 pieces left.
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#4 Engrish_Major
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Knowledge of the first 300 digits of pi.
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#5 Witchsight
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A jetpack. .... wait
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#6 zamzamv
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how bout um.............. a piece of dust
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#7 Nokitch
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Knowledge of the first 300 digits of pi.Engrish_Major
Aww man .. That IS USELESS
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#8 pete_merlin
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how bout um.............. a piece of dustzamzamv
blow that piece of dust into their eyes and its over!
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#9 TheShadowLord07
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50 cal sniper rifle at close combat

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#10 MystikFollower
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One bullet.

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An earthworm.
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#12 -ICON-
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a memory of a past event that your still unsettled about but cant bring yourself to fully confront it.
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#13 Commander-Gree
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50 cal sniper rifle at close combat

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I'd take this over nothing.
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#14 quadraleap
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...tissue paper?
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#15 cd_rom
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I think this. I can't think of anything more useless. That's useless in normal life.

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#16 zamzamv
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...tissue paper? quadraleap
no that will help you can blind fold him then kick him in the shin
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#17 Nokitch
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Oh , what about string ? Like an inch of string ? Thats still useless compared to reciting 300 digits of PI .
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#18 Evil_Saluki
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This is what I was thinking before I clicked the topic.
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#19 alphamale1989
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What the title says . I would go with a paper fan .Nokitch
Thats what I was going to say. Nowhere near as good as it is in Smash Bros :P
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#20 Goobberzz
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A macho/cocky attitude... 8)

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#21 quadraleap
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[QUOTE="quadraleap"]...tissue paper? zamzamv
no that will help you can blind fold him then kick him in the shin


...and I guess you could put chloroform on it and maybe make 'em pass out. :P

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#22 LZ71
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I think we have a winner here. For the life of me, I couldn't think of anything more useless than this.
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#23 Snakewiseman
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a bannana peel

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#25 Big_Bad_Sad
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A French loaf. Or the French.
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#26 DaBrainz
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High GS user level/rank.

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#27 LZ71
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High GS user level/rank.

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Wha? :o We all know the higher your level on GS, the more badass you are.
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#28 awesome3496
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Your mom!

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#29 VaguelyTagged
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i would respect my opponent if he knew such a thing ,therefor i wouldn't kick him that hard.
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#30 aransom
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Piercings, because if I ever have to fight a guy who has them, that's the first thing I'm going for.

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#31 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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Maybe you can bore your opponent to death by reciting all of pi :P
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#32 Atmanix
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Piercings, because if I ever have to fight a guy who has them, that's the first thing I'm going for.

aransom

I imagine tearing a guy's nipple piercings out would pretty much end the fight.

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#33 aransom
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[QUOTE="aransom"]

Piercings, because if I ever have to fight a guy who has them, that's the first thing I'm going for.

Atmanix

I imagine tearing a guy's nipple piercings out would pretty much end the fight.

If it doesn't it gives me plenty of time to kick the guy in the sweets, and that will end the fight.

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#34 194197844077667059316682358889
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It's a tie
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#35 comp_atkins
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cotton ball
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#36 smc91352
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[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]Knowledge of the first 300 digits of pi.XD4NTESINF3RNOX
Maybe you can bore your opponent to death by reciting all of pi :P

2 basic things in life you shouldn't do: 1. kick a man in his genitals 2. recite the digits of pi
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A knowledge of the history of paper cups and their impact on society.
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#38 blessingboi111
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A Judge.

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#39 CBR600-RR
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Verbal abuse.

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#40 alphamale1989
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Verbal abuse.

CBR600-RR
yeah, that. And apparently pretty much anything is useless against the guy in your avatar....
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#41 DJ-Lafleur
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a gerbil.

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#42 hamstergeddon
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Narcolepsy
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#43 altairs_mentor
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[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]Knowledge of the first 300 digits of pi.cd_rom

I think this. I can't think of anything more useless. That's useless in normal life.

you could confuse him dramatically.

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#44 CBR600-RR
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[QUOTE="CBR600-RR"]

Verbal abuse.

alphamale1989

yeah, that. And apparently pretty much anything is useless against the guy in your avatar....

Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.

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#46 hamstergeddon
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Actually I'm changing mine to a condom. There is nothing a condom will do for you in most situations. Especially a used one.
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#47 Engrish_Major
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Actually I'm changing mine to a condom. There is nothing a condom will do for you in most situations. Especially a used one. hamstergeddon
You could stretch it like a rubberband and shoot him in the eye.
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#48 Sajedene
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I'm MacGyver - there is no such thing as useless in my book.
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#49 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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A peanut butter cookie O_O..