[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"] And the game is...Joust.
You've read it right....frigging Joust.

Michael Cerenzie and Christine Peters' new production banner, CP Prods., has nabbed its first project, optioning "Joust," an arcade game that first debuted in 1982, from publisher Midway Games.
What the **** is going on?! It's bad enough we've got Uve Boll and Paul W.S. Andersen taking games and bastardizing themfor the big screen, but do we really need someone else taking a game that's over 25 years old (and not a good one, at that) and turning it into Hollywood's lastest cash-in?
Again...F-ing JOUST?!
What's next...Burger Time: The Movie?
You know, it's too goddamned early for me to get this worked over what has to be the dumbest idea ever. I'm getting me a cup of coffee.
Here's the link for proof:
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117971262.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
MrGeezer
Hey, has anyone played that old game Food Fight? I used to love that game on the old Atari 2600. I actually think that Food Fight could be turned into a good movie. It'd have to be a kids movie though, along the lines of the Ernest movies or Garbage Pail Kids.
I also think that there could be lots of movies from the Fallout games. Those'd be pretty badass. Sort of like Mad Max only a helluva lot bloodier and funnier.
And I also think that Contra could be great. Badass soldiers kicking lots of nasty alien ass. What more do you need?
You see, I can deal with the idea of a Contra movie...that could be fun. And it least it had a story (albeit, a threadbare one.) What would the story for Joust be...Man rides space chicken, lances bad guys, move to next stage?
And it would go on for 90 minutes.
EDIT: I don't remember Food Fight, but I DO have an old copy of Burger time. It's the only food based video game that I can remember.
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