My argument for the existence of God

I can gurantee that you will convert once you hear this argument. Alright, here it goes

P1: If God exists, then God exists
P2: God exists
C: Therefore, GOD EXISTS!

I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her, if I tried...

Not song time?

Obvious troll is obvious.

great!

with that logic id say we're due for....3 pages max maybe even 2. then it gets locked

I now see the light. Praise Allah! Praise Jesus! Praise Zeus! Praise Yahweh.. There are so many. Someone help me pick!yakk_3

Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.SSBFan12

I now see the light. Praise Allah! Praise Jesus! Praise Zeus! Praise Yahweh.. There are so many. Someone help me pick!yakk_3

Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.SSBFan12

Poe's Law claims yet another victim.

I can gurantee that you will convert once you hear this argument. Alright, here it goes

P1: If God exists, then God exists
P2: God exists
C: Therefore, GOD EXISTS!

danwallacefan

[QUOTE="yakk_3"]I now see the light. Praise Allah! Praise Jesus! Praise Zeus! Praise Yahweh.. There are so many. Someone help me pick!DigitalExile

[QUOTE="SSBFan12"]Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.-Jiggles-

Poe's Law claims yet another victim.

[QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]

[QUOTE="SSBFan12"]Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.Forerunner-117

Poe's Law claims yet another victim.

'Tis a cruel fate, indeed. :(

Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.SSBFan12

How on earth can you still be an atheist after the proof of God revealed to us in this thread?!

I can gurantee that you will convert once you hear this argument. Alright, here it goes

P1: If God exists, then God exists
P2: God exists
C: Therefore, GOD EXISTS!

danwallacefan

[QUOTE="SSBFan12"]Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.chikinlad

How on earth can you still be an atheist after the proof of God revealed to us in this thread?!

You can do better than that danwallacefan. Are you that bored?btaylor2404

I can gurantee that you will convert once you hear this argument. Alright, here it goes

P1: If God exists, then God exists
P2: God exists
C: Therefore, GOD EXISTS!

danwallacefan

A: If pigs can fly, then pigs can fly.

B: Pigs can fly.

C: Therefore, PIGS CAN FLY!

This method of deduction holds no vaule, as just about any claim possibly made could be 'proven' to be true by using your method; not to mention that the argument does not abide by any logical steps necessary in developing a scientific theory, and is withdrawn from all common sense.

[QUOTE="danwallacefan"]

I can gurantee that you will convert once you hear this argument. Alright, here it goes

P1: If God exists, then God exists
P2: God exists
C: Therefore, GOD EXISTS!

Bartimaeus23

A: If pigs can fly, then pigs can fly.

B: Pigs can fly.

C: Therefore, PIGS CAN FLY!

This method of deduction holds no vaule, as just about any claim possibly made could be 'proven' to be true by using your method; not to mention that the argument does not abide by any logical steps necessary in developing a scientific theory, and is withdrawn from all common sense.

You're not very good at detecting jokes, are you? :P

Obvious troll is obvious.

T_P_O

[QUOTE="T_P_O"]

Obvious troll is obvious.

Funky_Llama

[QUOTE="chikinlad"]

[QUOTE="SSBFan12"]Look can we stop with this God talk I mean really. I am athiest and I believe that there isn't a god but in your believes there is. Please can we stop with this. I don't think god exiences so please can we stop.trangttuong

How on earth can you still be an atheist after the proof of God revealed to us in this thread?!

Flawless logic!!!!!Tauruslink

*facepalm* The infallible arguments now spread in OT. I can foretell massive confusion and convertion rates. I'll close my eyes to return to my ignorance.

Not funny if it was intended to be a joke.

[QUOTE="T_P_O"]

Obvious troll is obvious.

Funky_Llama

*facepalm* The infallible arguments now spread in OT. I can foretell massive confusion and convertion rates. I'll close my eyes to return to my ignorance.

Not funny if it was intended to be a joke.

Teenaged

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

*facepalm* The infallible arguments now spread in OT. I can foretell massive confusion and convertion rates. I'll close my eyes to return to my ignorance.

Not funny if it was intended to be a joke.

btaylor2404

Well great, now I suppose I'll have to spend a few hours in the confession booth explaining all the turrible things I have done for the past few years that I haven't been a devout Catholic. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.Blood-Scribe

[QUOTE="Blood-Scribe"]Well great, now I suppose I'll have to spend a few hours in the confession booth explaining all the turrible things I have done for the past few years that I haven't been a devout Catholic. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.Funky_Llama

We've gone over this before. My turribleness knows no limits.

Sorry, but I've detected a flaw in the logic of your arguement.

You can't divide by zero :|

Sorry, but I've detected a flaw in the logic of your arguement.

You can't divide by zero :|