My cat just vanished into thin air

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#1 lordlunch2
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I have a small house that has very few areas a cat can hide, all of which I have looked in as well as turned my entire house over for the most part. One second I'm petting my delightful cat, it walks out of the room and I hear it begin to eat away in the kitchen....I go out about 10 minutes later and the search begins. There is nowhere else this cat could be. Neither of my doors have been open yet today for it to run out of. I even turned off everything in the house for dead silence and there was nothing. My cat has vanished into thin air.
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#2 Necrifer
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Maybe the cat was never there to begin with.

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#3 KiIIyou
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Sleepin in the warm vents maybe.
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#4 CycleOfViolence
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Maybe the cat was never there to begin with.

Necrifer

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#5 Talldude80
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maybe it got eaten by an invisible Eagle?

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#6 LordsLoss
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Maybe it is you who is the cat.
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#7 Necrifer
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Maybe it fell into another dimension.

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#8 Necrifer
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Maybe it is you who is the cat.

LordsLoss

:lol:

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#9 lordlunch2
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Sleepin in the warm vents maybe.KiIIyou
My vents are in my ceiling lol and honestly I'm starting to wonder if either I am the cat......or perhaps the world around me isn't real lol...
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#11 Jackc8
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Run the can opener.

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#12 Necrifer
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Use my patented cat call.

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#13 Engrish_Major
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Can you still see his smile?
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#14 BossPerson
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the cat lives in you

but, yea im sorry about ur cat, keep looking around, try the closets maybe. If he left your house, give him a while, they usually come back

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#15 Nude_Dude
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its me i got your cat
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#16 Zlurodirom
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open some canned tuna, cats love the smell.

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#17 TehFuneral
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Cats do that, I guess thats why some owners put bells on their cat's collars.

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#18 Nibroc420
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Cats do that, I guess thats why some owners put bells on their cat's collars.

TehFuneral
Owners do that to prevent the cats from being able to sneak up on birds/animals.
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#19 scorch-62
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My dog does this a lot. ._.
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#20 IcyToasters
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Run the can opener.

Jackc8

open some canned tuna, cats love the smell.

Zlurodirom

These sound smart.

One time I had a hamster, and the little ball it was running around in my room in somehow became open.
We gave the bag/box of treats a shake and she came running out from under my clothes dresser.

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#21 Engrish_Major
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[QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

Cats do that, I guess thats why some owners put bells on their cat's collars.

Nibroc420
Owners do that to prevent the cats from being able to sneak up on birds/animals.

Weird - I actually give my cat a coat of flat black polygraphite tetrahedron plates whenever he goes outside so that he is completely undetectable to aid in his wildlife pursuits.
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#22 VaguelyTagged
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try putting some valerian root somewhere in the house,it makes the cat show up sooner or later.

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#23 Nibroc420
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="TehFuneral"]

Cats do that, I guess thats why some owners put bells on their cat's collars.

Engrish_Major
Owners do that to prevent the cats from being able to sneak up on birds/animals.

Weird - I actually give my cat a coat of flat black polygraphite tetrahedron plates whenever he goes outside so that he is completely undetectable to aid in his wildlife pursuits.

See i would do the same thing. Unfortunately i'm not very skilled in creating a stealth fighter cat.
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#24 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]Sleepin in the warm vents maybe.lordlunch2
My vents are in my ceiling lol and honestly I'm starting to wonder if either I am the cat......or perhaps the world around me isn't real lol...

Or it went in the walls from in the basement, holes in there sometimes near the plumbing, have any shelves down there that can reach that high?
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#25 Legacy-of-Todd
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Its obvious

batman stole it

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#26 Nibroc420
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Its obvious

batman stole it

Legacy-of-Todd
Cats eat bats.
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#27 Legacy-of-Todd
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[QUOTE="Legacy-of-Todd"]

Its obvious

batman stole it

Nibroc420

Cats eat bats.

But its the

Batman

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#28 koospetoors
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Run the can opener.

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He's got a good point, just think back about what sounds your cat usually reacts to (mine for instance, comes chewing on the cables behind my tv every time I start my PS3 up) and use that as a way to lure her\him out. Otherwise just wait it out, the little devils make fantastic ninjas so sometimes its best just to give up and continue on with other things, he\she will appear later on.
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#29 CaptainAhab13
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Put out its favorite food. :)
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#30 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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Somebody ate it.

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#31 Dark__Link
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it walks out of the room and I hear it begin to eat away in the kitchen....I go out about 10 minutes later and the search begins.lordlunch2
It ate itself.
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#32 Shadow4020
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Put some catnip in the middle of the room, there's no way any cat could resist.

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#33 katana_duo
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I love cats and their goofy ways =P Always hiding only to pounce you when you least expect it.
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#34 ferrari2001
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Damned cats. They are ninjas I swear.
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Check behind you? I bet he's behind you...all the time.
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#36 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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It's in the wall. Just get more cats to flush it out.
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#37 jubino
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Consider this a golden opportunity to rid your apartment and yourself of the smell of cat urine and get a real pet.

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#39 CaptainAhab13
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I guess it decided your home wasn't big enough for it to realize its potential.

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#40 poptart
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Do things disappear into other kinds of air besides thin? It always seems to be thin air that's the culprit. I think people wear air density alarms that go off when they move into an area where the air has thinned to dangerous levels and there is a high chance things may start to vanish.

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#41 CaptainAhab13
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Do things disappear into other kinds of air besides thin? It always seems to be thin air that's the culprit. I think people wear air density alarms that go off when they move into an area where the air has thinned to dangerous levels and there is a high chance things may start to vanish.

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So much win.
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#42 branketra
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Check the ceiling.
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#43 branketra
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Do things disappear into other kinds of air besides thin? It always seems to be thin air that's the culprit. I think people wear air density alarms that go off when they move into an area where the air has thinned to dangerous levels and there is a high chance things may start to vanish.

poptart
This line of thinking was the first thing that came to mind when I entered the thread.
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#44 ChaelaMcchubble
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Your cat is watching you and laughing at you.

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#45 verbtex
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So did my debit card. Is there a way to enter a dimension where you can find lost things?
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#46 soulless4now
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I'm guessing this is your cat...

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

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#47 LordsLoss
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So...did you find your cat?
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#48 Hishiko
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and this is the first thing you decided to do to try and find it?