My father and I got into a fight...Will we remain friends?

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#1 Diablo112688
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It was a typical saturday morning. My dad got up to milk the cows. After hours of milking the cows he called me to help him. I went up to and he told me what to do. While he milked the rest of the cows.. he wanted me to feed the bulls, and play with the chickens. I said.. whatever you know? At least its better than injecting the semen into the cows.(which I do on monday nights). After I was done.. I went back to the cow area. He slapped me across the face telling me I did it too slow. He then proceeded to chase me with a trident. I yelled, "STOP cRAZY GUY STOP." When he heard these words he dropped to the ground. HE began to cry and say I am not longer his son. I just went to my room after this. Its been a day and he is still out there. How can we fix this? I love my father. Any sugestions?
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#2 Xx_CYC756_xX
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I have no idea what just happened.
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#3 Xeros606
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i rate this story 4/10.
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#4 MuffinPunk
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Give him some pie and... wait he chased you with a trident?!?!
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#5 DivergeUnify
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I get in physical confrontation with my dad all the time and it's why we don't have any actual father-son relationship problems.

If I ever get too angry I try to trip him, he throws me on the ground, puts his elbow in my chest and we call it a day :)

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#6 rimnet00
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LOL
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#7 Nasty_butler_9
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I ju- I? uh? ....no?
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#8 Big_Bad_Sad
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Try injecting some semen into him?
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#9 SSCyborg
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OMG

Your dad is Neptune?

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#10 harrisi17
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that is great, well not great if its true, but you don't know how funny that sounded.

I think the trident you mentioned is a pitchfork.

I think you may have some work to do repairing the friendship, if there ever was one.

PS: how many cows have you gotten pregnant?

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#11 Nasty_butler_9
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Try injecting some semen into him?Big_Bad_Sad

WHAT!?!?! You are disgusting?!

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#12 Xeros606
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Try injecting some semen into him?Big_Bad_Sad

:lol: why did you do that? i just changed my sig a few minutes ago!

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#13 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Try injecting some semen into him?Nasty_butler_9

WHAT!?!?! You are disgusting?!

Just a thought.
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#14 jasperrussell
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your dad is not normal. How old are you? Where's your mum in all of this (although if he's that readily violent I can fear the worst) I think you're going to have to grow up faster than other kids move out, get a job etc.
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#15 bobaban
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Try injecting some semen into him?Nasty_butler_9

WHAT!?!?! You are disgusting?!

That's a win.

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#17 Quadrifoglio
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At least its better than injecting the semen into the cows.(which I do on monday nights).

Oh man. You really didn't have to tell us this. :lol:

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#18 supersnake930
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wow......... who in the hell plays with chickens?:lol:
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#19 MattUD1
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Arguing with your dad is one step below killing him... :| I'm super serial.
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#20 kylekatarn10
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Lame/10.

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#21 hikari33
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that was worse the 10 000 bc.....
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#22 AAllxxjjnn
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What a crappy story.
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#23 TheSystemLord1
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Lol don't you mean pitchfork? Rofl trident...someone has been reading a little too much...
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#24 supersnake930
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please tell me that story is not real. if it is........ you and your family have serious problems.
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#25 Raged-wolverine
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the topic made me fall off my chair laughing....:lol::lol:

this gets my vote for the dumbest thing to ask online.... :lol:

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#26 supersnake930
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Lol don't you mean pitchfork? Rofl trident...someone has been reading a little too much...TheSystemLord1

haha a trident. yeah i think he meant pichfork.

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#27 WSGRandomPerson
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A trident? Yeah this story is hard to believe
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#28 ElZilcho90
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I call Shenanigans!

It's called a pitchfork, not a trident!

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#29 Devouring_One
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So, there's actually a computer and internet connection at a farm?
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#30 Nasty_butler_9
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Yeah we need to give this dude an award, no one wants to hear about you probs on a vid game forum
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#31 harrisi17
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wow, everyone caught up to me seeing that he called it a trident.
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#32 rcignoni
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Use a wrench, it's the only way.
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#33 supersnake930
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omg the more i read it the more i laugh!:lol::lol:
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#34 TheShadowLord07
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since when were kids are friends with their parents? ever heard of the chain of command?
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#35 Cerussite
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Accutane can do horrible things to people.
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#36 IiGemZiI
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lol
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#37 NSR34GTR
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im confused
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#38 Lobster_Ear
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lol trident
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#39 alejolie
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his dad fell on the ground crying lololololololololol

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#40 Fire_Ants
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Where did your father get a trident from? :|

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#41 hydralisk86
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Your dad seems to have emotional problems. It doesn't sound like anything is your fault, and I think you should have him see a therapist or something. It might happen again.
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#42 -R3Vo
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This thread delivers!
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#43 punk_shorty27
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okay your father is messed up. dude i cant believe he chased you with a trident then started to cry. what did you do? i would send him to a mental insitute. or a therapist
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#44 Taegukki
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Give him some pie and... wait he chased you with a trident?!?!MuffinPunk

LOL, his father is Aquaman.

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[QUOTE="MuffinPunk"]Give him some pie and... wait he chased you with a trident?!?!Taegukki

LOL, his father is Aquaman.

lol aquaman........I can't stop laughing! XD
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I read the first two sentences. The second sentence sounded funny (off, not humourous), so I looked at the last sentence and expected it to say "bel air", but I have never been lucky with those... I normally read like half of the paragraph(s) before I notice that... then I was going to read, but I read the replies below so I thought... "next!".
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#47 Bloodbath_87
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You must summon the demons that live under the barn.
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#48 Zaeryn
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It was a typical saturday morning. My dad got up to milk the cows. After hours of milking the cows he called me to help him. I went up to and he told me what to do. While he milked the rest of the cows.. he wanted me to feed the bulls, and play with the chickens. I said.. whatever you know? At least its better than injecting the semen into the cows.(which I do on monday nights). After I was done.. I went back to the cow area. He slapped me across the face telling me I did it too slow. He then proceeded to chase me with a trident. I yelled, "STOP cRAZY GUY STOP." When he heard these words he dropped to the ground. HE began to cry and say I am not longer his son. I just went to my room after this. Its been a day and he is still out there. How can we fix this? I love my father. Any sugestions?Diablo112688
Fail/10
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#50 megagene
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I almost wish this story were true because it would be too funny.