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I get in physical confrontation with my dad all the time and it's why we don't have any actual father-son relationship problems.
If I ever get too angry I try to trip him, he throws me on the ground, puts his elbow in my chest and we call it a day :)
that is great, well not great if its true, but you don't know how funny that sounded.
I think the trident you mentioned is a pitchfork.
I think you may have some work to do repairing the friendship, if there ever was one.
PS: how many cows have you gotten pregnant?
[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Try injecting some semen into him?Nasty_butler_9
WHAT!?!?! You are disgusting?!
Just a thought.At least its better than injecting the semen into the cows.(which I do on monday nights).
Oh man. You really didn't have to tell us this. :lol:
the topic made me fall off my chair laughing....:lol::lol:
this gets my vote for the dumbest thing to ask online.... :lol:
Lol don't you mean pitchfork? Rofl trident...someone has been reading a little too much...TheSystemLord1
haha a trident. yeah i think he meant pichfork.
It was a typical saturday morning. My dad got up to milk the cows. After hours of milking the cows he called me to help him. I went up to and he told me what to do. While he milked the rest of the cows.. he wanted me to feed the bulls, and play with the chickens. I said.. whatever you know? At least its better than injecting the semen into the cows.(which I do on monday nights). After I was done.. I went back to the cow area. He slapped me across the face telling me I did it too slow. He then proceeded to chase me with a trident. I yelled, "STOP cRAZY GUY STOP." When he heard these words he dropped to the ground. HE began to cry and say I am not longer his son. I just went to my room after this. Its been a day and he is still out there. How can we fix this? I love my father. Any sugestions?Diablo112688Fail/10
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