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#1 jasopan
Member since 2006 • 2360 Posts

I know what you were thinking while reading this, you and your dirty mind :P

PS: Not mine, just found it and would like to share with you all!

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#3 Geo119
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OMG!! :O Who touches a cow's boobs? And doo cows even have boobs? lol
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#4 pvtdonut54
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that was hawt.

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#5 super_mario_128
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Heh, that was great. I did not expect that ending. >_>
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#6 catrocity
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I looked at the last line first... I always do that with comics, too.
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#7 wildjango64
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Why would someone touch a Cow's Breast???

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#8 Dudersaper
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Why would someone touch a Cow's Breast???

wildjango64
Thats where people get the milk son
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#9 NaiveChild
Member since 2008 • 416 Posts

OMG!! :O Who touches a cow's boobs? And doo cows even have boobs? lolGeo119

Why would someone touch a Cow's Breast???

wildjango64

I'm just not sure what to say ...

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#10 CBR600-RR
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Haha that was good.

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#11 Dudersaper
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Wait can we even consider the utter being boobs?...:|
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#12 sense_b12
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hehe...

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#13 -Wicked_Sick-
Member since 2007 • 1171 Posts

Heh, that was great. I did not expect that ending. >_>super_mario_128
I knew it wouldn't be about the obvious.

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#14 LieutenantFeist
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Ha! nice :D

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#15 twilightpanda
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LOL!!!! :lol: that is seriously sick

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#16 GenTom
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Do you people not realise that humans are mammals.. and cows have boobs/breasts/udders.. it's all the same thing. Like human women give milk to their children. Wow some people on this forum...
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#17 LZ71
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Cool poem, though I cheated and read the last line first. :P
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#18 Aslyum_Beast
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that. was. hilarious.

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#19 Jazz_Fan
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Ahhh all that for nothing :(
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#20 CommanderShiro
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Wait can we even consider the utter being boobs?...:|Dudersaper
Yes.

Oh and that poem was great.

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#21 Kamekazi_69
Member since 2006 • 4704 Posts

Dawm, that was..hot. Can't blame me for having a dirty mentality :P

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#22 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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:lol: I honestly was expecting an account suicide, but this is great!

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#23 shoot-first
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that was hawt.

pvtdonut54

Yes, it was. :P

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#24 MrPraline
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*Zips up pants* Damn you OP.
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#25 twilightpanda
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*Zips up pants* Damn you OP. MrPraline
ahahaha bad little linx.......cats don't wear pants!!! XD
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#26 Null--Fox
Member since 2009 • 1640 Posts

I've never milked a cow :|

Cool story btw :lol:

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#27 MgamerBD
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hawtness. so much hawtness
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#28 LK9988
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That's really cool. I did NOT expect the ending.

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#29 supa_badman
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Pfft, milking cows in the daylight feels so much more exciting, everyone's watching

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#30 DJ_Lae
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I feel so dirty now.
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#31 jasopan
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Tuttut, nearly everyone here thought it would be something nasty xP
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#32 cyberdarkkid
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I fell for it :P
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#33 makiveli100
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clever.

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#34 Darth-Caedus
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Thats awesome:P
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#35 avatar_genius
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You feel quite sensual about a cow.

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#36 Myrkan
Member since 2004 • 1304 Posts

Lol, made me laugh TC, great find.

Thanks.

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#37 TehXenoz
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Wait can we even consider the utter being boobs?...:|Dudersaper

It's the same thing.

Oh, and, KORN!!!! ROCKS!!!!

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#38 DJSAV_101
Member since 2008 • 3701 Posts

The beginning threw me way off. Who milks a cow at night? :lol:

Good find TC :lol:

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#39 Tauruslink
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I don't think I've ever seen a cow with blue eyes.
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#40 aero250
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lol nice.
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#41 aero250
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Tuttut, nearly everyone here thought it would be something nasty xPjasopan
Didn't you once you read it?
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#42 df853
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[QUOTE="wildjango64"]

Why would someone touch a Cow's Breast???

Dudersaper
Thats where people get the milk son

You could just kick the cow and hope some milk comes out. That might work too.
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#43 perphekt
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Old poem. i believe i heard that when i was 16, so... long time ago.
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