Currently back with my parents for the summer, I had to go to the grocery just down the street (dominion) for some BBQ supplies for a gathering I was holding this coming weekend. Get some burgers, hot dogs, etc.
Unfortunately on my way out, I made eye contact with my father..
"So where are you going?"
"Just out, gotta get some supplies for the bbq this weekend"
"Oh I'm going grocery shopping soon, tag along?"
"Meh, alright we'll walk, get some exercise."
"Nah we're gonna need to take the car"
Then it hit me.
"I'm going to whole foods, you should come."
"Uh, why? I told you studies have shown that organic produce and poultry has no apparent advantages over normal food, that and it just seems pretentious as hell"
"Well you've never been have you? Your mother likes the produce and meat, I personally like the peanuts. It's a great store"
He was right that I've never even set foot in one...so I decided to hop in the car and go for a ride.
My God it was worse than I thought...seriously $70 for 2 rib eye steaks?! An entire section devoted to "smoked meats and mousse"?!
"When did you guys start going here?"
"Right when you left for university, they just moved in and we gave it a try"
While I was upset by the prices, I was more disturbed by how subtly pretentious the staff was. For example, when an empty cart near my father started drifting down the aisle, some shelf stocker kept telling him to go get his cart, nevermind the one right BESIDE him stocked full of various overpriced food (seriously $14 for a loaf of bread?). While I suspect the fact my father and I being Chinese had something to do with the shelf stocker nearly interrogating my dad to get the runaway cart instead of looking at some noodles and loading them into his already full cart, I'll just assume they treat everyone equally.
The pretension of the shoppers and staff alike isnt the worst thing, the worst part of the trip for me was seeing some people desperately looking at a $3 apple or a $12 piece of chicken and feverishly putting it into their shopping cart, eagerly trying to keep up with the joneses. I personally find it disgusting to try and live beyond your means for the sole purpose of pleasing others.
But enough ranting, a couple good things came out of the journey. I got my burgers, buns, and various fix-ins and am eager to see if they really are 4x better than the ones I buy at the local grocery. The cashier was also very, very good looking.
The store also gave me a good business idea. People want to feel wealthy no matter what, that is why stores such as Starbucks and Whole Foods continue to thrive (and expand, with Whole Foods Market coming into competition by both Korean and Italian food conglomerates making their way across the pond). Why not exploit this human need further?
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