My friends mom just made a move on me...

True story.

My friend Chris's mom came over asking for my mother and I told her she wasn't home and I replied with "How can I help you" since my mom wasn't home.

She replies with "Oh, honey they're a lot of thing you can help me with". I just laughed and she leaned in and asked if I'd sleep with her...

Those are her words "Will you sleep with me" now I feel werid when I'm around her and I feel like I should tell me friend, I told my mom but she doesn't believe me and my dad just laughs.

Is she hot? If so Sleep with herMgamerBD

Is she hot? If so Sleep with herMgamerBD

This is some good advice

is she hot?? :question:, if she is go for it buddy!

Think of all the great jokes you can make when both of you know you slept with your buddies mom... Id do it just for the pure comic goldmine of opportunities!

MILF alert?

No, she isn't attractive guys. Besides she's my friends mom.Fightingfan

No, she isn't attractive guys. Besides she's my friends mom.Fightingfan

Make a move on your friend to balance things out...

don't avoid your buddy. just don't talk about what happened to him, ever

Is she hot? If so Sleep with herMgamerBD

Besides she's my friends mom.Fightingfan

This is irrelevant.

No, she isn't attractive guys. Fightingfan

This, however, is pretty much the deal breaker. Shame, but ah well.

:P

I would just carry on as if nothing happened. I wouldnt tell anyone about it, and id continue hanging out with my mate. But id probably try to avoid going near her as much as possible.

Any sane person would sleep with her of course.

And keep your eyes closed.

Any sane person would sleep with her of course.

And keep your eyes closed.

BumFluff122

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Any sane person would sleep with her of course.

And keep your eyes closed.

MgamerBD

STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!!!

in all seriousness do her and do her well.

True story.

My friend Chris's mom came over asking for my mother and I told her she wasn't home and I replied with "How can I help you" since my mom wasn't home.

She replies with "Oh, honey they're a lot of thing you can help me with". I just laughed and she leaned in and asked if I'd sleep with her...

Those are her words "Will you sleep with me" now I feel werid when I'm around her and I feel like I should tell me friend, I told my mom but she doesn't believe me and my dad just laughs.

Fightingfan

honestly your story would've been more believable if you had said her mom was hot.

honestly your story would've been more believable if you had said her mom was hot.

VaguelyTagged

Given the ratio of MILFs to not-hot moms, I'd hardly see how that makes it more likely.

Besides, who is going to be hitting on their son's friends, someone who is attractive enough to get plenty of men or someone that's desperate?

Ask your mom to sleep with your friend to make thnigs even.

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honestly your story would've been more believable if you had said her mom was hot.

metroidfood

Given the ratio of MILFs to not-hot moms, I'd hardly see how that makes it more likely.

Besides, who is going to be hitting on their son's friends, someone who is attractive enough to get plenty of men or someone that's desperate?

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honestly your story would've been more believable if you had said her mom was hot.

VaguelyTagged

Given the ratio of MILFs to not-hot moms, I'd hardly see how that makes it more likely.

Besides, who is going to be hitting on their son's friends, someone who is attractive enough to get plenty of men or someone that's desperate?

People say women age like wine but in reality they age like milk. RUN TO THE HILLS bro!

Pull her aside and discuss it. I don't think you should tell your friend about it yet because it will only complicate things. Maybe she was going through a tough time and said something she shouldn't have. We all make mistakes.

Is she hot? If so Sleep with herMgamerBD

Got the right idea!

bag that milf buddy dont be scared. take pics so you can own your friend at a later date if he pisses you off

If she's not attractive don't bother with it.

Also, I wouldn't tell your bud. Might strain relationships between him and her and you and him. Unless she starts pestering you.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Is she hot? If so Sleep with herGuppy507

If she's not attractive then you should just tell her you aren't interested out of respect for your friend, and you can feel like Jesus for doing so (even though its just because you had beauty standards). Even if she was hot though, it would be a dilemma. It would be a once in a lifetime chance, but it would also be a horrible thing to do and make you a terrible friend.

But you already told us so just don't tell your friend what happened and don't sleep with his mom. Problem solved, no need to avoid him.

If she's not attractive then you should just tell her you aren't interested out of respect for your friend, and you can feel like Jesus for doing so (even though its just because you had beauty standards).

SPYDER0416

She didn't ask to be his girlfriend, she wanted no strings attached sex. What else would you use to judge besides looks?

maybe she was just being nice

maybe she was just being nice

TheShadowLord07

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maybe she was just being nice

VaguelyTagged

The older the berry the sweeter the juice...CoolSkAGuy

Unless it starts to ferment then it goes proper vinegary and sour. It sounds to me like this lady has been fermenting for a while.

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This topic is getting......Exciting:|......

Game_Guy567

Well thanks for spicing things up with the colour of your font.

It's funny because whenever I post a topic about what happened in my life the mods always tell me to blog it and then they lock the thread.