My girlfriend gets cross eyed during secks

When she does, it takes all my self control to not burst out laughing but I lose all excitement.... down south if you know what I mean.

What to do?

Trick her into wearing a blindfold or sunglasses. Turning her around is pretty rude unless she's into it. You might want her to close her eyes but maybe she wouldn't like that. Talk to her about it, I guess.

Reverse cowgirl? Doggystyle? Have her lay on her stomach?

Or, DevilinIron said, maybe talk about it with her and let her know how you feel.

Like...the whole time? Or just during the end.

The former is goofy, the latter is...also goofy but kind of hot.

Plus man it's bragging rights, "Man I'm so good at sex I make them ladies cross-eyed!"

:P

On a serious note, maybe turn off the lights? At least when it's dark.

I've tried facing her away and all that and it don't work because KNOWING that she's cross eyed even though I can't see it still gives me the giggles and the Benny Hill Show theme plays in my mind.

Then the submarine decides to... submerge.

Their are lots of sex position you should try and see which works best for both of you.

I had a toy with moving eyes back in the day, if they'd get all whacky I'd punch it till they reset, maybe try that?

This sounds like a first-world problem.

Except for me :)

Hahahahaha. I don't know dude. I wouldn't recommend letting her know since positions doesn't seem to matter. It seems to be all in your head. Maybe you need a phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor, as long as you don't have heart or blood pressure issues. If you value your relationship it's something you may want to consider.

Steampunk goggles

Sounds like a nothing problem.

Clearly you're doing it wrong.

Cross your eyes too so then it’s not weird anymore