My good old witness

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#1 Kon323
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How do you respond when Jehovah witnesses nock on your door?
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#2 mig_killer2
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How do you respond when Jehovah witnesses nock to your door?Kon323
Ive never had the pleasure of that happening to me
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#3 Wilfred_Owen
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I do the levitating trick David Blaine does and start speaking in demonic undertones.

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#4 mark4091
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3PRB4N-o6o

This.

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#5 Hungry_bunny
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Last time, I opened with "*sigh* I'm not interested"
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#6 Fireball2500
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It happened. I just took the paper they gave me, they left, I gave the paper a glance, and really didn't do anything else.
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#7 LS07
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It depends on the time of day and what kind of mood I'm in, sometimes I'll argue with them, or I'll tell them they get a 30 second head start before I let out the dogs
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#8 1005
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They haven't knocked on our door in ages, infact i think there is a law somewhere that might prohibit them from doing it now in the UK, not 100% sure. But usually i just say i'm not interested and close the door before they can give or say anything else to me, that or i just peek out the window and dont answer the door.
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#9 --Anna--
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I smile and say, go away !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3PRB4N-o6o

This.

mark4091
:lol:
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#11 reservoir_doggy
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I listen to them ramble on and on.
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#12 Honenheim
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3PRB4N-o6o

This.

mark4091

hahahahaha nice

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#13 Quent1015
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It's funny to talk to missionaries or telemarketers for a while, because you can get them to believe you're going to convert/buy the product, but just avoid anything final.