My Life Is Like A Reality TV Show!

"your life can be a reality tv show" -a friend of mine

i was driving by this headshop and I happen to see one of my friends on the corner smoking a cigarette. I try to pretend I didn't see him cause he's a douche and a stoner, but he notices me and says what's up and all that. then he shows me his new 'bowl' (a pipe for smoking weed) he just bought. He asks for a ride home so i'm like okay whatever and drop him home. fast forward later that night i'm with a couple other friends in my car and one of them finds that guy's new bowl on the ground in my car. so since the guy is kind of a douche I pick up the pipe and smash it, and we all had a big laugh about it. next thing you know the douche calls my friend don and asks if he may have dropped the pipe in the car. like an idiot don tells him i already smahed it and now the guy is sending me threatening text messages saying if i dont give money for the bowl he'll kick my ass. i just texted him back saying 'come and try'

i'm in big trouble

He's a stoner. Tell him you never even saw him that day. He won't know the difference.

Or just blame "Don".

It's best not to mess with people like that. Just pay him the money.

You should have smoked some before smashing the bowl. It would have been much funnier.

The title doesn't relate to the post.

It would have been a lot easier if you just said pipe, instead of saying bowl, and then describing what that was to us.metallica_fan42

i'm using his termanology

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]It would have been a lot easier if you just said pipe, instead of saying bowl, and then describing what that was to us.Boogie_J

i'm using his termanology

Why did you break it in the first place? You're calling him a douche yet you're the one breaking other people's property.

[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]It would have been a lot easier if you just said pipe, instead of saying bowl, and then describing what that was to us.Darth_Tyrev

i'm using his termanology

Why did you break it in the first place? You're calling him a douche yet you're the one breaking other people's property.

he shouldnt have left it in my car. and i broke it just for a joke

I love all these stories you make up about yourself.Oleg_Huzwog

Especially the ones about his sister becoming a slut because she stopped believing in God. Those were pretty funny and obvious.

if your life was a reality TV show,I'd be bored pretty quickly.

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]I love all these stories you make up about yourself.Blood-Scribe

Especially the ones about his sister becoming a slut because she stopped believing in God. Those were pretty funny and obvious.

And the ones about his cousin hitting on his "girlfriend". And the ones about getting up in smokers' faces like a tough guy and lecturing them about their unhealthy habit.

[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"][QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]It would have been a lot easier if you just said pipe, instead of saying bowl, and then describing what that was to us.Boogie_J

i'm using his termanology

Why did you break it in the first place? You're calling him a douche yet you're the one breaking other people's property.

he shouldnt have left it in my car. and i broke it just for a joke

He's your friend, but he's a douche? By association wouldn't that make you a "douche" as well.cool_baller

your logic is flawed

First, I don't believe you.

Second, smashing your "friend's" bowl kind of makes you the D bag.

Third, reality TV shows are trash, and this one would be at the bottom of the barrell.

Lastly, I don't believe you...