my mom says its time for me to get a girlfriend

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#1 Nickelback4Life
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where can i find one?
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#2 6_volts
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On Gamespot.
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#3 majoras_wrath
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Check your underwear drawer.
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#4 Nevlim
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The internet is you friend
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#5 Rigga911
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craigslist.com
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#6 superheromonkey
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i'll be your girlfriend
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#7 the_foreign_guy
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I saw some a box of chicks at the grocery store. You can also try ebay.
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#8 YouScript
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Mass Effect, Fable, KOTOR, or WoW. Any and all. Or not at all.
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#9 smokingsbad
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On Gamespot.6_volts
this
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#10 aliblabla2007
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On your body. You've got two candidates, each attached to one of your arms.
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#11 Fandangle
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Don't worry, by the sounds of things you might be getting one for christmas
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#12 Eastdabest
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Better be quick theres a buy one get one one free sale going on.
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#13 PlzDuntBanMe
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Back alleys
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#14 spawnassasin
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ebay, google, or your local bar
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#15 hokies1313
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Ask your mum for some suggestions. :P
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#16 chikinlad
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Make sure you find one thats not taken already
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#17 Shad0ki11
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How old are you, TC?
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#18 rockguy92
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Internet.
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#19 Toriko42
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Here is the best shot Just kidding, get out there man. You can meet a girl anywhere.
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#20 Dante2710
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on ebay of course
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#21 one_on_one
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Playstation Home.

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#22 iam2green
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craigslist.comRigga911
nah, i have been looking for a while on that site and girls usually give me a stupid link somewhere or have me go to a site and ends up i have to pay for the site.... i'm not going to pay for a site so i can find girls. half the time i reply and act as though i looked at their link they never reply back to me. if i send sombody a email from thier add i also don't get a reply back.
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[QUOTE="Rigga911"]craigslist.comiam2green
nah, i have been looking for a while on that site and girls usually give me a stupid link somewhere or have me go to a site and ends up i have to pay for the site.... i'm not going to pay for a site so i can find girls. half the time i reply and act as though i looked at their link they never reply back to me. if i send sombody a email from thier add i also don't get a reply back.

ROFL don't go for this crap... you can meet a girl just about anywhere, and especially where you don't expect it! My current girlfriend I met in a costumed halloween party where I was invited by my ex! I was standing there in my Cupid costume (you guessed it, only a diaper and a bow!!)... somehow instead of thinking I was stupid she thought I had guts! At some point we danced together, and I gave her my name and number at the end of the night when I was completely hammered... the next morning I was on her facebook, and, yeah, I got a girlfriend... Short story long: anywhere. But don't expect anything good, other than sex, from bars and such.
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#24 ragek1ll589
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CompUSA has been selling them for up to 80% off since they went bankrupt.
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#25 spawnassasin
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you know what forget looking for a girlfriend on the internet remember

the internet were
guys are guys
girls are guys and
little kids are fbi agents

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#26 DarkPrinceXC
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[QUOTE="Rigga911"]craigslist.comiam2green
nah, i have been looking for a while on that site and girls usually give me a stupid link somewhere or have me go to a site and ends up i have to pay for the site.... i'm not going to pay for a site so i can find girls. half the time i reply and act as though i looked at their link they never reply back to me. if i send sombody a email from thier add i also don't get a reply back.

This post has the lulz :P
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#27 CreepingDeath_
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Go to a brothel with $50 million.
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#28 TSNAKE617
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You can find one on PSN. (Yes, not XboxLive.)
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#29 gameboi_92
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yo guy, go ta ur skool if there are dymes there
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#30 TSNAKE617
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yo guy, go ta ur skool if there are dymes theregameboi_92

Oops, I am not allowed to post in Spanish.
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#31 gameboi_92
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but mayn, how soft u is if ur MOM has to FORCE yu to get one hahaaha
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#32 SegaGenesisfan
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Ignore her, just live to improve your life, so that if someone insulted you, you canjust show that you basically have way more to show, or basically you dont have to care.
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#33 jdc6305
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Get a lawnchair and go sit in the ile of your choice at the grocery store. You want a skinny chick sit in the vegitable ile if you like them chunky sit next to the ice cream.

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#34 Serraph105
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a bar

btw are your posts for real? or are you just making up crap?

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#35 hamstergeddon
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that's when you know you're pathetic
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#36 lilburtonboy748
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you could start with the person who suggested it in the first place....she's obviously hitting on you
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#37 Serraph105
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you could start with the person who suggested it in the first place....she's obviously hitting on youlilburtonboy748
oh yes just remember to get her drunk first
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#38 lilburtonboy748
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[QUOTE="lilburtonboy748"]you could start with the person who suggested it in the first place....she's obviously hitting on youSerraph105
oh yes just remember to get her drunk first

yea, but she will be the one that has to buy it
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#39 Risitance
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Back alleysPlzDuntBanMe
=/ you forgot to tell him to bring money(Cash only);).
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#40 lonewolf604
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h00ters
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#41 69ANT69
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Behind the refrigerator, when you lose something it usually always there :P I can't believe your mother told you to get a girlfriend, how embarrassing. Just get out and meet someone mate, simple.
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#42 rrclarkcdr
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There's one on my street corner for $20 :|
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#43 deactivated-5cf0a2e13dbde
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If your mom said you should get a girlfriend, maybe it was hint that she wants to date you. Woman are complicated after all........
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#44 gamah_killah
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There's many of em in high school. But if you graduated already, it'd be.. o_0
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#45 kruesader
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He likes Nickelback, he is probably about 12.
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#46 Serraph105
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He likes Nickelback, he is probably about 12.kruesader
lay off Nicelback maybe stick to the topic
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#47 Risitance
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I forgot about hooters.There is something about them that makes me want to give a tip.But I dont =P.
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#48 NecroKvltMuffin
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In the kitchen.
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#49 Fredrick2003x
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My mom always tells me that I need to go out and meet girls.

I am 21 and I have never had a girlfriend, just a waste of money is all they are really.

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#50 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="Fredrick2003x"]

My mom always tells me that I need to go out and meet girls.

I am 21 and I have never had a girlfriend, just a waste of money is all they are really.

yes also they can give you some lovin some bragging rights and someone to talk to about problems but hey who needs women