My roommate is drunk. What should I ask him?

He says he's drunk, then a minute later he denys it. Then he calls a random person asking them to press the spinnning button to stop the spinning. Ask a question and I'll tell you his response.

Ask him if he likes men

They injected you with what, where?
What are you doing in my room?

ask if he's ever been molested

Ask him what are his feelings towards you.6_volts

ask him if he is drunk.

Ask him if he likes sex.

Ask him if he should run for president.Korzenowski

Yes. His agenda for the nation is to not throw up and not get sick. He also says "NO!" to illegal immigration.

Ask him what came first: the chicken or the egg.RushMetallica

The egg. *goes back to yelling at people on his phone*

[QUOTE="Korzenowski"]Ask him if he should run for president.pukmok

Yes. His agenda for the nation is to not throw up and not get sick. He also says "NO!" to illegal immigration.

hes got my vote:P

ask him if he is drunk.

samuraiguns

He denies it completely. He can't even remember my name or how he got to his dorm room. He does remember playing a game.

Tell him that the president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Then ask him if he's a bad enough dude to rescue the president.wrfade82

I would prefer if he did not run out of the dorm.

[QUOTE="6_volts"]Ask him what are his feelings towards you.FreezeBlast95

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[QUOTE="6_volts"]Ask him what are his feelings towards you.6_volts

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The real question is what are your feelings for me? :oops:

FreezeBlast95

Oh and he asked why I put a trash can next to his bed. He then started asking his friend on the phone.

Ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can. :P

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[QUOTE="6_volts"]But I'm too shy to express my feelings. :oops:

6_volts

Ask him the meaning of life! :o

ask him if that animal abuse commerical with the sara maclaughlin song makes him cry. tell him to be honest.

Ask him where he got his alcohol and why he didn't invite you. Then tell us the answer and we'll tell you if he is lying about being drunk. I really hate it when people pretend to be drunk, it's like one of the most annoying things, because its so easy to actually BE drunk.Franklinstein

He threw up a few minutes ago, cussed out his best friend on the phone, and I didn't go because it was for volleyball players.

Ask him the meaning of life! :o

ps3wizard45

Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.synyster-666

OMG I never thought of that. I'll probably just leave the condom next to him.

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It's okay I'm here to help you overcome that now drop those shorts boy ;)

FreezeBlast95

So did you ask him if he likes sex or no?

Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.synyster-666

[QUOTE="Franklinstein"]Ask him where he got his alcohol and why he didn't invite you. Then tell us the answer and we'll tell you if he is lying about being drunk. I really hate it when people pretend to be drunk, it's like one of the most annoying things, because its so easy to actually BE drunk.pukmok

He threw up a few minutes ago, cussed out his best friend on the phone, and I didn't go because it was for volleyball players.

So did you ask him if he likes sex or no?

ufcfan17

He says yes. His girlfriend gives good sex.

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[QUOTE="6_volts"]I'm not a boy, I'm an innocent girl. (= and you're creeping me out. =/

6_volts

Can you ask him if he prefers boxers or thongs?

Ask him if its true that if I kill him, I become him.

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So did you ask him if he likes sex or no?

He says yes. His girlfriend gives good sex.

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[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

AHEM? Did you just say GIRL? Oh no this will not work out.

FreezeBlast95

Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.synyster-666

Ask him why his brother loves eggs.