She comes from school and throws all her crap on the ground and i trip on it. Every time i tell her to clean it up she tells me to go f myself and we get into a fight. How do i teach her to stop throwing crap on the floor without fighting with her?
just say do you care abou that stuff!? with a slightly crazed look on your face. She will most likely answer no when she does answer no jsut unzip and start urination on it. It wil destroy any chances of you two ever getting along... ever. But on the upside she will avoid you and keep ehr stuff out of your way from ther on in.
P.S. if she says she does care about the stuff or pretty much any other response just urinate on it anyway seeing as its such an awesome and flawless idea.
Take her stuff and put into the trash..WSGRandomPerson
Best answer. Seriously.
If she doesn't want to take responsibility, take responsibility yourself and throw her **** in the trash. But throw it in the trash, not the recycling bin.
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]do you ask her nicely? maybe if you ask nicely she'll do it. HellRazer360
im pretty sure if he did that he would only get a f you
well you never know. maybe she tells him to f off because of the way he's asking her. I know when me and my sister were younger we'd argue over stupid things but a lot of it was because neither of us was really saying anything nicely, like I'd order her to change the channel or she'd order me, etc. so maybe he's just complaining and ordering her or using a mean tone so she fights with him.
Pick up that nice, thick, heavy textbook, call her down, and throw it at her head as hard as you can. Continue with the other items until she runs of crying.
Get a bag or something, fill it up with heaps of heavy junk, then wait for her to walk past you and throw it at her feet or legs to get her to trip. Its only fair. Also you can just step all over it next time its on the floor and just hope that something really important is in there, that way if she complains about it to your parents, you can just say that it was an accident or something, not like if you chuck it onto the road or something where it was obviously deliberate.
Get her a leash and collar and tell her that dogs' love to leave crap on the ground wherever they go, and since she likes to leave her crap all over the ground, you thought she needed a collar. lol (Ok maybe that will get you beaten, lol)
Just get rid of it when she isn't looking. Do you honestly think your parents will care when they know taht she's a slob. They'll say too bad, because it's her responsibility. She can't pin you on it. Just do it when noones around.
Ignore it completely. Doing any of the above suggested would just add more to the fire. If she is just trying to be inflammitory taking no notice wil stop her.
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